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Furby, that creepy 1990's doll, has a tumblr page.

spideysbutt·4 hours agoPhoto

fallenangelvictorious:

disregardcanon:

pencilscratchins:

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

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spideysbutt·4 hours agoText

friggebod:

thoresque:

thor’s getting a fourth solo marvel movie.

not iron man. not cap.

THOR. 

they broke the three-movie rule.

FOR THOR.

they broke the three-movie rule for taika don’t be ridiculous

They had to make up for the first two being terrible

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spideysbutt·5 hours agoAnswer
Spiderman but Peter just up and tries a whole new tactic on Flash: every time Flash insults or belittles him, Peter responds with a sweet, innocent smile and replies, "I love you too, Pumpkin," or he licks his lips in a slow, lecherous fashion and replies, "I like it rough, Daddy." The end result is Flash being confused, disturbed, and possibly having a gay panic, and ultimately leaving Peter alone. Harley and Shuri are proud of their li'l troll-in-training.

Ok but imagine Flash insulting Peter and Pete responds like “aw thanks babe” and Flash is standing there confused and a classmate is right next to Flash just like “bro are you and Parker dating??”

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Tony: im baise-

Tony: bisaex-

Carol: it’s okay take your time

Tony: *pointing at pepper and rhodey* both hot

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spideysbutt·5 hours agoPhoto

kayytx:

“It’s all garbage unless I have a sense of it! 😬
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spideysbutt·5 hours agoText

marvel-lous-things:

News reporter, on live television: I’m here with Peter Parker, who was publicly outed against his will 4 hours ago. Mr Parker, a few words?

Peter, crying: EVERYONE KNOWS I’M BI???

News reporter:

News reporter: well now we do

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pretentioussongtitle:

Why is this funny. Is because it implies the food & water would have lasted longer if Tony had slowed down?

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spideysbutt·11 hours agoText

a-wild-haggis:

thortiddies:

taika at marvel studios taking thor back from the russo brothers

taika snatching thor’s prosthetic eye back out

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spideysbutt·13 hours agoText

anxieteandbiscuits:

anxieteandbiscuits:

tony: hey, kid. you ok?

peter, vibrating on the spot: i must join my comrades in the area 51 raid. join me, mr stark, and together we will unearth the aliens.

tony, scared shitless: you’ve literally been to space.

carol, landing outside: yo, parker, hop on.

peter, jumping onto her back: ALIENSSSSSS!

carol: alien tiddies!

tony, screaming after them: YOU LIVED IN SPACE FOR FIVE FUCKING YEARS!

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spideysbutt·13 hours agoText

marvel-lous-things:

matt-and-exeitor:

cevansbucky:

starkaroos2034:

bestofirondadfics:

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thejamesbondwannabe:

piwiskiwi:

firstaidquarters:

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nightskyblufaith:

iron-legion-cyborg:

indigowallbreaker:

bluesocksandfluff:

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spider-man-stan:

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peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle-

FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress.

Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what?

Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

Jdjsjsjsks

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

i literally can’t breathe from this

Go d

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash

I’m always going to reblog this! If I don’t, then it means I’m dead

tony: friday, reset all protocol names

friday: i’m sorry sir, the “i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me” action is restricted

tony: peter what the fuck-

Tony: FRIDAY activate missle launchers!

FRIDAY; activating “this bitch empty, YEET” protocol

Tony: PETER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

Tony: eject arc reactor

FRIDAY: activating Boob Window protoc-

Tony: no

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spideysbutt·a day agoText

thortiddies:

taika at marvel studios taking thor back from the russo brothers

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