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Went to the doctor they diagnosed me with being a sick bitch who likes freak sex

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Reminder

As king, whilst pretending to be Odin, Loki did the following:

Pardoned Thor, Sif, and the Warriors Three of their treason

Treated Thor as Loki himself had never been treated by their Father

Separated the two Infinity Stones in Asgardian protection, and gave one to another powerful being, for the sake of preventing both from being found at once or from making Asgard a higher priority target 

Removed Asgardian troops from the rest of the Nine and kept them on Asgard, where the Space Stone was being kept and therefore where they were most needed, whilst also creating a time of peace for Asgard

Pushed Asgard toward entertainments (theatre) that aren’t violent

Rebranded himself as a hero rather than just allowing his identity as the Jotun Prince become all that would be remembered

And that’s just what was shown.

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Peter: What’s something that’s considered a punishment as a child but a reward as an adult?

Matt: Death.

Wade: Spankings.

Peter: Can you two chill for five seconds?

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A quick sketch I did today of team red

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steve calling some dude “son” as if he isn’t himself 20 something

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Why are there only “divorced vibes” gay couples where are my extremely divorced middle aged lesbians….

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best tumblr glitch of all time 

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personally i think marvel peaked when all the fanfics were just about the avengers rooming together in avengers tower, with thor eating poptarts and clint playing video games and hiding in the vents from nat and them all just being a happy weird family together

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Haven't seen anyone mentioning this iconic Moon Knight panel yet.

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Loki if he ever meets Wanda:

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Eternals dir. Chloé Zhao | 2021

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Avengers: Infinity War (2018) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

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The Defenders | 1.03

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There was a tattoo parlor in the back section of a party city department store and Tobey Maguire was their best tattoo artist.

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