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smh

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my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

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hey!!!!!! congrats!!!!! why??? you ask???? because you made it to today!!! even after everything !! i’m so proud of you!!

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What’s so bad about periods

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Foxes are cat software running on dog hardware with a dolphin soundboard

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[Video description: a man holding a small chocolate box is wearing a orange plaid shirt, he is mostly bald but has a beard and small amount of hair on his head. The man also has tattoos on his arms.

Man: you know, momma always said having kids was like a box of chocolates

You never know what your gonna get

(the man opens the box and pulls out a small note with the word pansexual written on it)

Man: thats a good one!

(pulls out note with bisexual written on it)

Man: i like that one too!

(pulls out another note with asexual on it)

Man: thats a good one!

(pulls out card with gender fluid on it)

Man: yes!

(pulls out card with non binary on it)

Man: oh, yes!

(pulls out card with trans gender on it)

Man: definitely!!

(pulls out card with straight on it)

Man: thats a good one

(pulls out card with gay on it)

Man: i like that one!

(pulls out card with lesbian on it)

Man: and i like this one too!

There isn't anything in this box that i dont like!

The video ends and is credited to princess dad @/ourdadnow on tik tok

End description]

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a BIG oof

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THIS

things about Kai Parker that no-one talks about

↠ He spends twenty years in isolation, and is then blamed for being crazy.

↠ He is outcast, isolated and frankly, treated like shit his entire life for being a siphoner and then blamed for snapping.

↠ He has no idea how anything works, he missed 20 years of modern day technology development and political change.

↠ He was sent to the Prison World at age 22. I don’t care what anyone says, he was practically still a child.

↠ He was clearly abused both mentally and (judging by his fathers attitude) most likely physically abused for the way he was born, as if siphoning was his fault.

↠ He was raised with the knowledge that he was born to die for Jo, because he wasn’t as strong as her.

↠ He probably had a pet that he never got to say goodbye to.

↠ Any friends/associates he had would have aged and left him behind.

↠ He was raised in a family that hated him.

↠ He was always in his sister’s shadow for a nature he couldn’t change.

↠ I don’t care what anyone says, he clearly states that he had a ‘soft spot’ for one of his sisters, indicating he had feelings.

↠ He always had fucking feelings, and he was treated like they didn’t matter.

↠ Nobody would listen to him or help him.

↠ Nobody helps him adjust to modern life.

↠ He blatantly tried to help Bonnie, even if for selfish & confused reasons, by trying to kill Damon. He could’ve just siphoned her magic, slit her throat for the Bennett blood and left them both, he didn’t.

↠ He didn’t ever want to leave them there in the first place, because he knew how bad it was.

↠ He completed a fucking crossword and left a treasure trial. Low-key adorable.

↠ He was condemned for who he was after being born to die and refusing that fate.

↠ He was always made to feel like a burden of the family.

↠ Despite having a ‘soft spot’ for his sister, clearly showing he had emotions, he was always going to be the ‘bad child’.

↠ He was named ‘Malachai’ and acknowledged that everyone thought he was evil. Imagine being raised as ‘the evil child’ and then having to suffer for what they made you.

↠ He tried so fucking hard so apologise to everyone, and get what he wanted without hurting anyone. ALL HE WANTED WAS FORGIVENESS.

↠ Nobody made being good worth his while, so why should he be?

↠ I know he did bad stuff, I’m not saying the fact that he stabbed Jo and whatnot is okay, but you can clearly see that the person he is, isn’t who he wants to be.

If you ever have the nerve to tell me that Kai Parker is anything but a victim we cannot be friends. 

He was a child, condemned to a life sentence of pain and suffering for crimes that were not his fault.

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I am a strong supporter of girls complimenting other girls

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Literally the only person I think of a woman rocking a pants suit. This queen.

“When I started my musical career, I was a maid,” she told the audience. “I used to clean houses. My parents, my mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trash man — they all wore uniforms. And that’s why I stand here today in my black and white and I wear my uniform to honor them.”

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reblog with your hogwarts house and favourite disney film.

#slytherin #the little mermaid #moana #the sword in the stone #i picked an OG princess #a newer princess #and a non princess

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Why is him leaking his dick pic Tom holland level. Tom has never leaked any of his nudes

You are correct. Tom hasn’t leaked any nudes. When I said Chris was on Tom Holland level, I meant it in the way that Tom is notorious for spoilers and accidentally leaking information about other things.

If nudes were to be accidentally released, I would have though it would have been Tom out of the Marvel universe versus anyone else.

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Chris Evans accidentally leaking his dick pic is on some Tom Holland level shit. 

#chris evans #is bae #with or without #his leaked #body part #tom holland #would do something like this #i think its comical #so many articles #so many memes already

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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Damn

Maybe your dogs favorite toy is actually what they think your favorite toy is which is why they always bring it to you.

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I don’t if anyone has shared this but I just found it on fb and it made me 🥺

REST IN PARADISE KING 👑

credit: IG:_courtney_luv

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me all the time