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“Look, Happy. That’s my boyfriend. He’s crackhead but I love him”

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I am sucker for those fics where Peter innocently sits on Tony’s laps and just start talking about daily stuff, while Tony is dying with his boner. I am, trust me.

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Tony: Is that a hickey?

Peter: [flashbacks to when he tried to recreate a scene from Star Trek and shot himself in the neck with a nerf gun]

Peter: I’m having an affair

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Peter: [lying across table seductively]

Tony: what are you doing

Peter: hey- [table breaks]

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Tony: Damn, kid, I wish I could pull off that outfit

Peter: Go ahead

Tony: What

Peter: What

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The moment when your aunt finds you and your boyfriend in an indecent situation

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Happy birthday, Peter 🕸❤️

Your present is waiting for you 🎁💦

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tony and peter embarrassing the other avengers with their pda whilst in a fight

Ok so I did not intend for this to go the way it did, but my brain steered it in that direction and there was no stopping it. I hope it’s ok!!

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“On your six, sweetheart!”

Peter blows Tony a kiss as the Iron Man armor streaks past him, shooting out a web to swing around and kick the alien coming from behind him out of the sky. “Thanks for the heads up, babe!” He grins behind the mask at the chorus of groans coming from the comm in his ear.

“Come on, guys. Keep it to codenames on the comms, please.”

“Sorry Cap, just slipped out. Won’t happen again!”

Clint’s snort comes through the comm line loud and clear, because they all know Tony does that shit on purpose. Partly because Peter loves it, and partly to see how many of them the two lovebirds can irritate during a fight. It’s been going on so long that it’s mostly Steve that gets annoyed now (especially when Bucky starts to egg them on by joining in with his own sweethearts and dolls directed at their long suffering Captain), but the others like to play up their frustration for entertainment value when a battle starts getting particularly frustrating.

All chatter is battle-related for a few minutes, just long enough for Steve to get comfortable again. Which is of course when Tony chimes in again.

“Coming in for a pickup, Spider-baby. Look alive!”

This time, everyone laughs at Steve’s exasperated Seriously, Tony! and Peter pretends he isn’t getting hot under the costume from the way Tony says baby. When he spots his boyfriend getting close, he crouches against the side of the building and waits to just the right moment before pushing off, perfectly time to catch Tony’s outstretched hand. He quickly moves into position to make the tandem flight easier, gloved fingers gripping the handholds on the back of the armor’s shoulders and legs locked around Tony’s hips.

“Good catch, Iron Man.”

“Always gonna catch you, kid. Especially if it means I get you into this position.”

Peter can here Clint fake retching, and Bucky’s raucous laughter drowns out Steve’s begging for someone to put him out of his misery. But it’s all white noise compared to the silky tone of Tony’s voice and the shiver it sends down Peter’s spine. Because he knows that tone only ever promises one thing.

Luckily, the rest of the battle goes quickly and smoothly. The look Tony gives him once they’re safely on the quinjet tells him exactly what’s in store for him when they get back to the tower.

Sure enough, once they’re upstairs Tony only stops long enough to tap the casing on his chest to retract the nano armor before he’s crowding Peter against the wall of the penthouse. He doesn’t even let the younger man get out of his own suit, just grips the back of Peter’s thighs and lifts until his legs are wrapped around Tony’s waist in a mimic of their earlier position. The older man grinds up once, nipping at Peter’s neck

“Do you have any idea what having you under me like that does to me? Do you know how uncomfortable it is getting hard in the armor?”

“I-I think I have some idea.”

Tony grinds up again, pressing Peter more firmly into the wall, groaning as the boy pants into his ear. Peter knows he’s isn’t going to last long as Tony’s hands grip firmly at his waist, guiding his frantically rutting hips into a harder, more purposeful grind.

“Come on, Spider-baby, give me what I want.”

That does it. Peter’s nails dig into Tony’s shoulders as he arches his back and comes with a sharp cry. He feels more than hears Tony’s groan against his neck as the older man’s hips stutter a few times against his own. Peter threads his fingers through Tony’s hair as he tugs his head up, pressing a sweet kiss to his lips that’s in sharp contrast to what they’d just finished doing. Tony dropped him back down onto his feet, and Peter pressed his forehead to his shoulder.

“Poor Steve.��

“Poor Steve? I’m kind of offended that you’re thinking about Steve after I just rocked your world, kid.”

Peter rolled his eyes, then pressed a sloppy kiss to Tony’s cheek. “Yes, poor Steve. Because if this is what flirting with you on the comms gets me, I’m never gonna stop!” That made his boyfriend laugh, and he swatted the younger man on the butt before steering him towards the bedroom.

“Come on. I’m gonna peel you out of that suit, then we’re gonna take a hot bath. And then I’m gonna finish what I started.“

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Robert Downey Jr. in the Marvel 10 Year Announce – Class Photo Video.

Bonus:

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Promise — A Short Starker Fix-it Comic

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The hug by jingli592 @Lofter

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лицо Тони на последней пикче бесценно.

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Spoiled brat!Peter || starkercest au:

Peter Parker is the apple of his father, Tony Stark’s eye. Tony does anything and everything for his boy, even take him to Fiji once for three months. Peter has never heard the word “no” leave his dad’s mouth and he dodesnt plan on ever hearing it. Peter always gets his way, that is until Tony decides to start dating seriously and brings home a woman he says he’s going to marry. Peter’s determined to have his daddy all to himself, no matter what.

“No!”

“Peter!”

“I don’t like her!”

“You dont even know her.”

“Well, I still dont like her. She’s wearing last years Michael Jacobs and she wears American Eagle. Who does that?”

“Peter, not everyone can afford a new wardrobe everytime they breathe.”

“I still don’t like her! Make her go away.”

“Peter–”

“Now!”

“No.”

“What?”

“I said no.”

“No–no you didn’t. ”

“Yes I did. No she will not go away and you will be polite.”

“Oh my god! This is child abuse!”

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More starkercest au:

Peter is the son of a big time journalist named Tony Stark. Tony hunts down the cases and puts his life on the line just to get the big story and so far it has been working. He's only been shot at twice so... But his son Peter is fed up and he's determined to keep his father safe even if it means hiding his car keys. Tony understands his son's concern but it's his job, what is he to do? Peter want nothing more but for his dad to be safe so when Tony's literallyshot Peter's now really determined to keep him safe and nurse his wounds which only leads to them not only becoming closer but a bit too close for comfort.

"That's hurts!"

"Well you shouldnt have been out at 5 am trying to get pictures of a guy who assaulted three people."

"Last time I checked I was the parent not you."

"Well, Dad last time i checked i wasn't the person with a bullet wound."

"Did I ever tell you how much I love you?"

"Yeah when you're not chasing after bad guys."

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Please y’all I’m begging you. Stop liking this. It’s been months 😂

Sound on☝🏻

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Gang leader!Tony x his innocent and naive son!Peter:

Peter loves his dad, Tony and Tony loves Peter. Tony tries to protect Peter from his lifestyle but at the same time he provides Peter with a certain life style, one where he would never want for anything. Peter's completely naive to his father's dark deeds. He doesn't know that Tony's a gang leader and that Tony's both feared and respected all over New York. Tony will do anything to keep his son away from the truth and he thinks he has it all figured out until the day Peter ends up finding out in the worst way possible. Now Peter's not only scared of his dad but Tony also has another dark secret, one that involves him and his son in a not so familial way.

"Peter, go to your room!"

"You're torturing him!"

"Peter--"

"Youre gonna kill him. No dont come near me-- please--"

"I would never hurt you, baby. Never I do this for you. To care for you."

"Oh my God--you're a monster."

"You're gonna go upstairs and turn the music up and you're not gonna leave that room until I say so."

"Are you gonna kill him?"

"Bucky, take him upstairs."