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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

#this is the ideal relationship

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hell yeah

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"rest in power" is for black people who have lost their lives to antiblack violence. we shouldnt have to keep saying this and you all shouldnt keep ignoring us.

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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.

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Semi-motivational quotes from Hayao Miyazaki

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I just got back from comic con and may I just say nothing brightens my outlook on life more than a giant room full of 10 thousand of us playing dress up and being excited

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I’m not gonna lie, I’ve followed you for years and years and it never occurred to me that it could be anything other than “they hoo(as in hoot) like (as in similarly to) owls”

my partner just read out my fucking url as

they hoo like owls, as in im going "hoot hoot" like an owl

not

they who like owls, as a pun on the fact that i am a "they" who likes owls

HOW MANY OF YALL THINK IM HOOTING LIKE A GODDAMN OWL

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I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent

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Absolutely living for Laios’ English VA

#people only knowing Damien as a va is hilarious

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Coral Reef Textile Art // Evas Doodlings

#crochet

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Ghibli Food

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

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wanderlust and what you could become

(they’re pen pals for the rest of the traveler’s life)

#this is perfect 😭 #please let them be lovely friends and sisters for the rest of their lives #writing to each other of their wonderful full lives