stealingmyplaceinthesun
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My magnificent self strives to be Outrageously Abnormal. Literal Poetato. Unleasher of Yeets. Like the UN my magnificent self has watched a ton of anime. Turin Turambar did everything wrong and my magnificent self loves him anyway. Half-man, half-not-man. Vampire cannibal. Sister of the blood. Little lizard child of hobbitsetal. My magnificent self only simps for soup. Illegal hareming ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•) “Overseer of the Weeb Priests” “a terror, a fiend, and an utter delight” - @thisbibliomaniac. “Shadow Mistress my beloved” - @glass-expanse. “99% fallout boy” - @jayykesley. “You love the death you love the murders you love the violence” - @mixed-upmusings. Writing blog @tumblingtowardsaburningsun. Review blog @stealingmypageinthebook
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I will indeed take this into consideration when buying knives 📝
I want you to know that last night while you were delighting over my chaos, I put my earbuds through the washing machine and dryer 🤗
Honestly this is on brand for you
But also mood bc the other night I washed my husband’s spyderco knife but at least it’s clean now
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die girlies reading this 🥰
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new nfl team called “the beasts of burden” and their mascot/logo is an overloaded mule
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HOW DO YOU WASH A KNIFE 😱
I want you to know that last night while you were delighting over my chaos, I put my earbuds through the washing machine and dryer 🤗
Honestly this is on brand for you
But also mood bc the other night I washed my husband’s spyderco knife but at least it’s clean now
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