I’m not even sure which one of them is the dumb gay tbfh
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Y/n: one word. Four letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Peter: YEET
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Sam: I'm a ninja
Bucky: no you're not
Sam: yes I am. Did you see that?
Bucky: see what?
Sam: exactly.
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Bucky: this asshole thinks that just because he was driving some fancy, expensive vehicle, he could go as fast as he wanted and weave in between cars. So I got in front of him and slowed down to 10mph below the speed limit lmao
Steve: Bucky... that was an ambulance
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Thor: what have I told you about comparing Loki to the devil?
Peter: That it's offensive to the devil?
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Steve: you have to apologize to Sam.
Bucky: fine. Unfuck you or whatever
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Bucky: Hey! I heard you sell Happy Meals?
Server: Yes we do.
Bucky: Great. Can I get just the happy without the meal?
Server:...
Bucky: Please?
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peter, looking at bucky on the roof: oh my god, is that the Winter Soldier? he looks so scary, dude. i heard he can take down an entire base with his one metal arm. i wonder if he’s the one who got away with kennedy’s murder.
[ meanwhile ]
bucky on the roof, drinking milk: where the fuck is my cat?
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Steve: you tricked me-
Tony: I deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Steve: ...
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Tony: The ten-year plan to make steve fall in love with me will have to stretch to fifteen, but the plan is definitely still in motion.
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"You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god."
-peter parker on the daily
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Bucky: how are you?
Sam: That's a personal question
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steve x bucky
Bucky: [kicks the door open looking panicked]
Steve: What did you do?!
Bucky: NOBODY DIED
Steve: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Steve: *grabs his own ass*
Steve: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
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*someone that is not bucky is dying in steve’s arms*
Steve: ew get off of me
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Bruce: What's wrong with Steve? He's been laying on the floor for like 15 minutes.
Sam: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Bruce: Why?
Sam: Bucky giggled.
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