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The perfect volume.

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me but with tv shows

meirl

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person at the job interview: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me:

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fuck army service, everyone in the population should do mandatory 1 year of work in customer service so they can learn some fucking manners

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gonna start selling these

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lmao i got 20 i have no life

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ha i wish

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

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I fucking love this show

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Meet Loki the Wolfdog

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When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

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like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

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hello tumblr! we were hoping u could help us out.

we’re a band from south london called bears in trees. we’re a little emo, but we’re not too emo. we’re a bit like if the jonas brothers got really into folk punk. we write songs about asthma attacks, working in a gay bar, dealing with the loss of your close friend, feeling like you’ve ruined everything and everyone you’ve ever touched, and dealing constructively with depression. you can check us out here.

we really want to make a career out of this, and we’re trying very, very hard. sadly steaming services like spotify pay like £0.00004 for a play (legit!) so no matter how well we do we never make enough money to like, actually live.

to that extent, we were hoping u could help by reading this and reblogging the post. it’s a long shot, but if this gets enough reblogs then it will get recommended to more users and appear on more feeds and maybe get on tumblr’s radar and we can use this post to pitch ourselves to a big fancy label exec and actually get paid a fair amount for an art.

it’s a long shot for sure, but it’d mean a lot if you signal boosted.

thanks, and have a nice whatever you were doing before you started reading this.

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i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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James: Stop saying “I wish” and start saying “I will” to become a happier person.

Remus: I will I wasn’t a werewolf.

Sirius: I will I had a good family.

Lily: I will my sister wasn’t such a bi-

James: And thaat’s enough sharing for today, folks.

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Harry: oh shit I fucked up

Hermione, narrating: he said, with a surprised voice, for some reason

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when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™: