Stiles rolls up in the Jeep: You didn’t think you’d be doing this without me, did you?
Derek pops up with a smile: Without us.
In the backseat Isaac pulls out his headphones and puts his phone down: Wait, you guys said we were going to In-and-Out, why the fuck are we in Beacon Hills.
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LMAO Jason holding a goon up against a glass display and telling him to be quiet so he can watch the televising of Dick's award ceremony is hilarious, THAT'S HIS BROTHER, YOUR HONOR, NOW SHUT UP HE'S TRYING TO LISTEN
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that's just deadpool
There was a German version of Deadpool called Deutschpool. He was like Deadpool but in lederhosen. He ate my leftovers. The only thing he said in English is when he smacked my ass and said, “Hey handsome”.
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Fun fact: tomorrow's 4/20 is a palindrome for Americans. Making it Palindrome Pot Day (4202024)
yeah its also my golden birthday #twenty #twentieth So first its my birthday and then second its that stuff too
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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good
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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023
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Psst! Maybe doodle a Bruce and young Dick spotted by paparazzi!
Heartwarming! Bruce Wayne spotted walking with young ward Dick Grayson!
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if ANYONE tries to talk to me when I'm going to the bathroom I will simply leave
the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.
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Share for wider audience etc.
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These two are hilarious if you get past the horror
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just remembered the girl i was friends with in 8th grade who read one direction kidnapping fanfic...when i told her i was gay she climbed up a tree and refused to come down
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