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It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#5 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

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ICHI BEACH 🌴☀️🔥

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DOJIMA DAIGO • 龍が如く８ // LIKE A DRAGON: INFINITE WEALTH (2024)

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Jesus Christ this hellsite. Little Mermaid.

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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this is such a hack joke but i had to make it

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I am premenopausal, or I am just an autistic who can not regulate their body temperature.

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good morning!!! this is a PSA that yes, ambulatory mobility aid users exist!! no, they are not faking their disability because you saw their leg move and no that doesn't give you the right to then harass them over it. and actually, you never have the right to comment on someone else's disability. leave off, it's nothing to do with you!

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There's a post going around Tumblr about how if you're post-menopausal and have bleeding, you should get it checked by your doctor. I brought some minor bleeding I'd had up in a doctor visit earlier this year, prompted by that post, and this week, after a biopsy, I found out I have cancer. It's early stage and the survival odds at 5 years are 99%. I have an oncologist appointment and we may have caught it early enough that surgery alone will be sufficient treatment (no radiation/chemo).

So that post may have saved my life and it may have made my treatment a lot easier too.

If you get into menopause and then start bleeding again, really, get your reproductive innards checked out. The life you save may be your own.

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Adult diapers are for disabled people. Full stop. That is what and who they are for. They are for disabled people who need to wear them because of their disabilities. They don't exist for kink. If someone is using them for kink that is not the fucking fault of disabled people. Stop acting like every adult who wears a diaper is disgusting. You're disgusting for assuming that over what the diaper was fucking made for. Grow the fuck up. Someday you'll lose control of your bladder and bowels too.

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Being an adult means sharing space with assholes. There's gonna be shit you need to do, and the only way to get it is by working with one or more huge assholes. They're not evil. They're not gonna hurt you. Usually they're not even bad people, they're just assholes. And you gotta know how to share space with em.

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"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

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McDonald's giving away free fries if you use their mobile app and then updating the terms and conditions to say if you use this app you waive your right to trial in any class action lawsuits and have to do mandatory arbitration is INSANE

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#i just got a treadmill #i probably just watch tik tok though

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So "dream experts" say dreams about toliets without privacy are a sign you are worried about other people perceive you.

i think the funniest thing the human brain does is when you have to go to the bathroom but youre asleep so you start dreaming about Cursed Toilets

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Who the hell has a credit card in 2023? 183 million Americans have credit cards, 59 million in the UK, 6 million in Nigeria, 191 million in Brazil, 290 million in Japan, and 518 million in China. I get if credit cards are not for you. There are many drawbacks to credit cards. But seriously, it's not Travelers checks. People do use credit cards.

Mandarake Woes

Mandarake: We only accept Paypal and Credit Cards, no Debit Cards.

Me: Checks out with paypal, as I have done for literal years now.

Mandarake: Thank you for your order. We will follow up with a shipping quote.

Mandarake: Your total is X. Please proceed to the payment page.

Me: Goes to pay the shipping, as I have done for one billion years.

Mandarake: Suddenly has no paypal option, only the option to add a credit card.

Me:

Me:

Me: goes to file a ticket with hopes and prayers that they won't close my account for being "difficult" when it's their stupid policy preventing me from finishing my order. I'm not ordering anything R18, I'm literally just getting some secondhand doll clothes from Complex, so what gives! And why don't they accept debit cards? They require credit cards with a verification method so obscure no one at my bank has ever even heard of it before, it sucks. Who the hell has a credit card in 2023?? At the end of the day it's small potatoes of a thing to complain over, but man. Why is it like this.

~Anonymous