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sunshine-tattoo · 4 hours
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There's too much respect for authority in America. Many people look favorably on cops and soldiers and some of them even admire politicians and businessmen. It's not a mindset conducive to virtue.
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sunshine-tattoo · 4 hours
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I literally do not care what any official English media says I am NOT CALLING HIM SISSEL like are you kidding me. The end credits say Thistle as well so I don’t know what is going ON BRO.
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THERE’S A REASON HIS NAME IS THISTLE!!! IT’S NOT ARBITRARY!
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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Frothing at the mouth every time I see a sex ed resource that says "use condoms" without any further elaboration. "Condoms prevent STIs and pregnancy in the vast majority of cases when used correctly" but then they don't talk about what correctly IS
Correct use of a condom means
Using the right size, because if it's too big it can slide off or leak and if it's too small it can break or come off. Condoms usually come in 5 sizes, I'm sure you could find others outside of that as well but in ten years of sex work I found they covered everyone
Using lube, even if you think you don't need it. With the exception of oral sex, condoms should always be used with lube, 100% of the time. Most important lube should be applied to the outside but a drop in the tip of the condom before putting it in is also a good idea
Being mindful that latex is prone to wearing out, being damaged by heat etc. Condoms should be kept somewhere cool, not folded in wallets or sat on in back pockets and should be changed between activities and after about 15 minutes of any vigorous activity. Ask me how I know (a condom snapped on my leg when a client was pulling out, because I didn't change it when I should have)
The penetrative partner should hold the base of the condom when they pull out, and should do so immediately after they ejaculate so the condom doesn't leak or come off as the penis gets flaccid
Bonus: a lot of people think hand stuff can't transmit STIs. Wrong! If you give your partner a handjob and then touch yourself you can get HPV, herpes (low risk), and infections like chlamydia and gonorrhea
This isn't meant to be stressful, and the most common STIs are the most treatable - and often curable - but getting gonorrhea in your eyes after a facial still extremely sucks and yet no one talks about the fact that any mucous membrane can be effected, not just your genitals (yes this includes your mouth and throat)
In ten years of doing sex work where I saw 10 clients a day most of the time I've had 4 condom fails ever. One was what I mentioned above when it snapped on my leg, one was a client on top of me didn't get off fast enough after he finished and the condom came off, and the other two were a Glyde brand magnum that was inexplicably twice the thickness of a regular condom and didn't stay put on anyone so I suggest just avoiding Glyde entirely (their water based lubes also stain fyi). With all other brands correct use = extremely safe
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?
the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?
me: oh... so you saw that... :(
the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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spider-man content quality is like inversely proportional to how high the stakes are. spider-man teaming up with the avengers to go fight g'onk the eater of galaxies or whatever? eh. spider-man helping an old lady get to the post office? you're about to witness the most moving commentary on human nature youve ever seen and its going to take up like six panels
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it
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Alexander McQueen Autumn / Winter 2024
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Slidy baby
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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Personal work from a rejected sketch I presented to a publishing house. I think in the end they made a gruesome cover using AI ( ⌓̈ )
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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some freela warmups
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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It is my wish for you and all of us that the bullshit stops soon. You know. Whatever unnecessary horrors that happens to be for you
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"
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sunshine-tattoo · 5 hours
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lie or not its still a great expression and I'm using it
I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:
At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.
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