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the umbrella academy in squid game

❗️out of context squid game spoilers ahead❗️

game 1 - red light green light

five: just teleports to the end (cheater🙄)

diego: "i'll beat everyone here to the finish line" and runs so fast he forgets he needs to stop and dies and in the process does in fact not beat anyone *is eliminated*

luther: he survives ig

klaus: has fun tbh

vanya & ben: hides behind luther

allison: girlbosses it to the end ofc

the vote

allison: stay

luther: leave

vanya: leave

ben: leave

klaus: stay

five: stay

(let's pretend they all have a reason to come back lol i can't think of anything good)

game 2 - honeycomb

luther: "guys! we should all pick the umbrella... cause you know, thats sorta our thing!" chooses the umbrella... his monkey hands couldn't handle it anyways....*is eliminated*

allison: chooses the star. she's a perfectionist so she doesn't break it but ends up running out of time *is eliminated*

vanya: chooses the circle. the violin skills come into handy and completes game pretty quickly

ben: chooses the triangle. super patient after having to deal with klaus for so long. finishes it with a few seconds left

klaus: chooses the circle. probably too busy going on the slides and swings and forgets about the game *is eliminated*

five: chooses the triangle. gets angry and ends up accidentally breaking the honeycomb *is eliminated*

game 3 - tug of war

ben & vanya: ends up in a team with others (don't fully trust) but end up working well together because of their strategy

(i couldn't think of anything else sorry, if klaus was still in he would have conjured luther just to help him though lmao)

game 4 - marbles

(...i think... you already know...)

vanya & ben: team up. play fairly, is a pretty even game until the end.

ben: happy to see vanya get through the game *is eliminated*

game 5 - the glass bridge

vanya: chooses 7 for nostalgia purposes... is way too indecisive choosing right and left and only guesses the correct glass once *is eliminated*

& imagine lila as the front man lmao

ok i'm down now thank you

#tbh i wrote this at 3am so it's definitely up for debate #sorry about the radio silence at least i came back with a bang (aha) #the umbrella academy #tua #squid game

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Sissy: are you seeing anyone?

Vanya: no :):) why :):):)

Sissy: idk I think it would really help if you see a therapist or something

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tua writers be like

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y’all already know I’m 100% onboard with TUA season three having ABBA, but hear me out on this:

“YMCA” playing in a fight scene or tua/sparrow academy showdown at least once with the spotlight on Five Hargreeves during the YOUNG MAN parts

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klaus + my favourite outfits

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This is the hill I have decided to die on

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yes i used ig to make this what about it-?? lol

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #deeznutz

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Luther: Hey, we can't go in there. It says 18+ and there's only four of us.

Diego: You're so fucking stupid.

Diego: Just invite more people.

Five:

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sometimes I'm like "I hope the umbrella academy has a really serious storyline with major character developments and a hugely progressive plot that blows my mind" and then I have days where I'm like "if this show doesn't have an episode where they express their feelings via silly little musical singing/dance numbers then what is the point???"

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Waiting for Umbrella Academy updates like

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nobody:

diego:

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white violin vanya when her siblings interrupt her concert: