#🥐 anon

[misc-obeyme]

mc cant make bread at the house of lamentation. unless its one with a very short resting time and while beel is away at a game/other time consuming activity bc otherwise he just. eats the raw dough. and likes it like a sweet lil weirdo. and of course he gets rly guilty abt it seeing mcs face when they come outta the kitchen like 'does anyone know what happened to my bread 🥺'

sometimes if he knows mc wants to make bread hell make a point to stay out for most of the day so hes not tempted. otherwise mc has to go to the demon lords castle (fancy and prolly has a proof box, but availability can be spotty) or purgatory hall (risk of solomon)

also, since the devildom tends to be much warmer than the human world i bet rising/rest times are cut much shorter. but it begs the question of if yeasts native to the devildom need higher temperatures to activate. probably i feel thatd make sense.

also mild fluff headcanon: barbatos sees mc's interest in the differences between human world and devildom yeasts and helps them build a lil sourdough starter experiment where they make ones from the different types and see how they compare :) And since starters can become specialized to the bacteria of the person who made it (when its mixed by hand) they obvs have to each do a set of human world and devildom starters (barb likes to give them bread made from the starters specialized to him cuz it feels like a way of marking mc :3 )

do i know how to be concise? no. is bread science sick as hell? yes. -🥐

YO I love all of this!!

Okay okay, Beel eating bread dough, though. And deliberately making sure he's not home when MC wants to bake bread, that is so so CUTE. Poor baby Beel can't keep himself away from the bread dough and has to leave the house entirely so MC can bake some bread in peace, please that's adorable.

I definitely think the castle is probably the best option for alternative baking locations. As you pointed out, Purgatory Hall is too risky.

I know nothing about yeast. The only bread I've ever baked has been bread that's actually cake. You know, like pumpkin bread and zucchini bread. They're really cake, right? They taste like cake. I think it's the loaf formation that causes people to call them bread. All of this is to say that I feel I have learned some new facts about yeast. It never ever would have crossed my mind that the Devildom temperature would impact the rate at which yeast rises. And I LOVE the idea of native Devildom yeast!

You killed me with that fluffy Barb headcanon... BARB give me all your bread made from your specialized starters lasdfkjldfkj. Everyone must know whose bread I'm eating!! Please that's such a cute way of being possessive and so totally his style. It's like this one is mine, but I'm not going to be loud about it or anything. I'm indicating it with my bread. I love it. I love him.

Once again, I know nothing of bread baking, but I would give my soul to have a sourdough starter experiment with Barbatos. It's such a cute little scenario, I absolutely love it.

Ahhh what would I do without you bringing all the baking knowledge to my ask box, 🥐 anon?? I'm really in love with all of these ideas!

#baby Beel he's so precious #Barb my true love I can't with you #I actually really like baking #I just don't have the time to do it usually #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me beelzebub #obey me barbatos #obey me mc #🥐 anon #misc answers

[rosemaeridream]

Pleaseee please please more lecturer!aeri UNHOLY FUCK shes gorgeous

-🥐 (but drooling all over aeris thighs in desperation, panting with my tongue out like some thirsty mutt)😁

honestly i have like 8 billion more thoughts about aeri, not even lecturer!aeri, so if you want even more, just ask! now to the business:

on the fluffier side, lecturer!aeri always attends events that your club puts on, pretending that she’s supporting the community. it sorta makes you shy that she shows up - she doesn’t have to, you’ve told her before, and you both know it makes things a little riskier when it comes to the student-teacher thing you have happening (even though you both know it’ll be finished soon, or at least you’ll pass her specific class that she teaches) she always makes sure to catch your eye, smiling as she talks to other students, knowing that you’d be staring at her and wishing you were with her right then and there

lecturer!aeri loves to grade work while you sit in her lap... or well, you like to sit in her lap while she grades work. its the glasses that make you go crazy, they just make her look really intelligent and nothing turns you on more than a woman who knows her stuff- aeri plays with your fingers first, then moves to the ends of your hair, then without you even asking she'd slide them up and under your top to knead your breasts. there's nothing on her face that says she even realises what she's doing, but then again, you can barely tell since every pinch or flick makes your eyes lid even further. then all of a sudden she's got this stupid smirk on her lips as her hands slide into your shorts, and she's pushing aside her laptop and pinning you down to the bed, focusing all her attention on you instead.

she's drawn a line - no fucking in her office. too many people enter throughout the day, and literally anyone would be able to see with all the glass paneling. but that doesn't mean she doesn't like a little bit of semi-public freakiness. sometimes she likes to pop the button of your pants at your favourite study spot in the library, or in one of the bathroom stalls, her hand covering your mouth so no moans escape. and you love it - her hands are so large, the feeling of them on your mouth just makes you hyper-aware of the size of her fingers that are prodding at your entrance.

on more than one occasion you've found yourself out clubbing and bumping into friends, aeri immediately blending into the crowd as not to get caught out. you chat with your friends, until one of them stops still and is like "holy fuck, is that aeri?" and everyone turns to look, comments like "woah, its weird seeing a lecturer in the wild...", etc. and all aeri does is subtly indicate to meet her in the bathroom where she'll no doubt fuck you sore.

#!! dreamy’s unboxing #🥐 anon #aespa smut #giselle smut #aeri smut #lec!aeri #!! dreamy’s pieces

[pe0ple3ater]

CellTw

Pac wanting Cellbit to bite him. Mark him up like a slab of carcass about to be processed with all the guide lines and such.

Just thinking about Pac slowly taking off his clothes after handing Cellbit a knife and Cellbit looking him over because damn he planned where Cellbit could slice with a sharpie. Where he would slowly plunge the scalpal or knife into him. This way he has control of the situation.

A quick "You're sure?"

Followed by "Don't go too crazy kitty" with a soft kiss.

Blood flavored kisses. Pac is a panting mess, looking down wary from blood loss as Cellbit is face deep in his organs. He lets Cellbit have a nibble or two before saying a safe word and Cellbit shoving a totem in his hand.

"again" he demands.

And so again Cellbit follows his chest down to his stomach and starts slicing him open.

-🥐

Hey. Hey. This is SO important to me. #1 you're insane for this. #2 THANK YOU. Pac being equally as fucked up as Cellbit, letting Cellbit work out his darkest needs and urges with him. Begging him to do it again.

When Cellbit ripped into him, it was the most loved he'd ever felt. The tender way Cellbit held him when he'd bitten into his leg, the kisses he'd trailed across his body. Warm and loving, yeah it hurt but everything in Pac's life has.

#qsmpnsfw #p@c #cellb!t #cannibalism #YES HOMOEROTIC DISECTION #let that man rearrange your guts #LITERALLY!! #thank you #please everyone send all your weird fucked up cannibalism and blood and gore shit to ME #blood and gore #should tag that #🥐 anon #welcome by the way <3

[real-total-drama-takes]

noco shippers who say that alenoah sucks because they never interact... the irony is unreal. especially because alejandro and noah have more interactions than cody and noah 😭

im a multishipper (kinda) and i just never understand how yall can hate a ship that much like- theres no need to leave comments about how it makes no sense. barely any td ships make sense. your argument falls short

im not hating on noco. nowen, noco and nemma are all cute in their own way l. im just mad about noco shippers who attack us for no reason like bro, we aint do nothing towards yall.

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#🥐 anon #total drama #fandom takes #ship hate #alenoah

[the-duchess-of-domination]

I went to a place where you put stuff from a buffet on a plate, add your sauces and they cook it on a big grill for you. Went with some of my guy friends.

I'm pretty tiny and they charge when you don't finish your food but like I couldn't fucking do it. And my friend, Y, was high as a kite and already wanting to go back for more so they just took the rest of my food too. Drove me crazy.

I was sitting in the back of the car with them and my friend A, had to drive me home so we all got ice cream and we're making the 45 minute drive back to my place. Ig Y was coming down because he couldn't finish his ice cream and started leaning on me. It was so cute I swear they were turning up the music so the guys in the front seat wouldn't hear him whimpering. I gave him some medicine I hope he doesn't hurt himself again because he looked kinda miserable but augh. I think I've got a crush now. Enby bitches with tummy aches...save me

-🥐

OMG 🥐 ANON!!! thank you for sharing, this actually reminded me of a kink concept that has been brewing in my brain for a while—

like you said, some places actually charge you for not finishing your food. i’ve never been to a place like that, but i swear i heard a story from someone about them getting this huge plate of fancy sushi at a restaurant in LA and stuffing themselves sick because they didn’t have the money to pay for the leftovers. i think the price was really steep, like 3 dollars per roll, so for every roll they left at the table, that was 3 dollars on their bill. i think this could be such a good fantasy scenario!! like being out on a date and your partner just STUFFING California rolls into their mouth, hardly even tasting them, just trying to get them down so your bill doesn’t cost an arm and a leg, and then having to nurse the tummy ache afterwards 💕🍣

#irl stomach kink #tummy ache #🥐 anon #buffet #stuffing #forcefeeding #fantasies from friends 💌

[miinatozakiii]

you gotta write more jihyo fics rn, I've been tweaking since the news came out, like tf are you guys talking about she's literally next to me in bed rn AHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT DO THIS

-🥐

GIRL I HAVE AN IDEA FOR ONE JUST… LET ME… let me like try to make it work… soon… it’s related to the news and i have a very complex idea

basically in involves idol reader who’s jelly and friends w benefits so

let’s see if i commit

#🥐 anon

[dearest-painter]

🥐 anon

wait wait wait, what about

bat hybrid reader? Just a little dude, has bat wings and ears and is just so small, and the world is so big.

Like they see Batman and for some reason in their head they think he’s also a bat- so now they try to watch him in secret (spoiler, they are not very stealthy)

little guy who just wants to talk to older bat, but the bat doesn’t reply to their clicks- does he not like them 🥺

meanwhile platonic yandere batfam freaking out over how cute they are but not being able to understand their clicks or squeaks—

maybe I’ll send more later- late here but this has been in my mind

YEAHHH! Alfred end Damien understand somehow though. Their the only ones who can actually have a conversation with hybrid bat!reader so they usually stay around those two so they don’t feel lonely. The others are jealous so they are learning how to understand them so they can talk to them

#✉️mail arrived✉️ #genderfluid enity answers! #🥐 Anon #hybrid bat!reader

[astarions-bride]

sugar daddy Capt. Hook…… 🥐

ABSOLUTELY! 😍

I fully headcanon that Captain Hook would be Sugar Daddy material!

Like...maybe the reason Neverland tolerates him so much is because he's a big baller. His pocket change could buy out a few businesses if he so desired. He could make or break a company with one visit.

So he would absolutely spoil his lover. The best Neverland has to offer laid out at your feet without him so much as blinking. Shopping at high-end stores, eating at the best restaurants, and anything else that strikes your fancy.

Anything for his precious love 😌

#🥐 anon #sugar daddy material #Captain Hook #peter returns #neil newbon captain hook #Captain Hook headcanons #neil newbon headcanons #the void answers

[practicallyperky]

But you’re going to be a good girl and keep it all in even though it wants to come out right? 🤭🤭

-🥐

Mmhmm 🥺 I’m trying to be a good girl. No leaks I promise!!

Touching myself helps distract me from how badly I gotta go pee 😣

#ask pansy #🥐 anon #omorashi

[jeannineee]

lmao why do people hate you so much. they’re like your biggest fans jeannine. like imagine taking time out if your day to leave a hate comment because they cant stand how gorgeously beautiful jeannine is. bsfr.

also can i be the “🥐” anon, ily <3

ugh stop ily. And you can def be the croissant anon lmao

#🥐 anon

[dr-dlightfull]

Heyyyy Light?

Can you- can you lactate?

- 🥐

. . .

w h a t

t h e

f u c k

#dr. d light #dlight awnsers #🥐 anon

[misc-obeyme]

more kitchen barb thots

playing music while mc and barbatos are cooking, each doing their own tasks. mc starts swaying their hips to the music- knowingly or not, but its enough to distract barb once he notices and he cant help but continuing to glance over bc the movements are just so captivating he cant help but watch despite all his usual self control. muscle memory has to take over for his task to continue but eventually even that falters (hopefully not while hes chopping stuff lmao) but mc hears the change in rhythm/slight clattering of the bowl and obvs has to check if their cooking buddy is ok!! and barbatos barely manages not to stutter as he assures them hes fine, just a bit distracted because of an "upcoming event" or some other excuse but hes got a pink tint to his cheeks from nearly getting caught staring.

at this point mc can either be oblivious to the reality and just reach out to give a gentle reassuring arm squeeze and a reminder that theyre 'always here if you need anything, we can take a break to decompress for a few minutes :) ' or theyre wise abt it and decide to tease the poor butler and go up to him, turn him to face them and put a hand to his forehead ""checking for a fever"" (pressing their chest into his at the same time ;) ). pull him away from the busy counter and dote on him worried 'but barb your face is so warm! i dont want my favorite demon getting sick :( especially since you look so cute with a blush it would be so unfortunate if the cause was you not feeling well' but internally theyre all >:3 lets see what it takes for his resolve to crack

i feel like the moment you catch him off guard with this kinda thing if you just keep up the "innocent/unaware" flirt teasing it would make it more and more difficult for him to pull it back together. but if he gets that moment then he'll start teasing back. this may be ooc rip and it got Way long but scenarios are fun lol

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Oh welcome back, 🥐 anon!

One of my favorite things about Barb is the way he teases. However, I also think it's fantastic when the tables are turned and he's the one who's flustered.

The thing about this guy is that he isn't easily flustered, but if there is anyone who can accomplish it without even noticing, it's absolutely MC. I have actually written scenes (though I think they later got scrapped) where Barbatos straight up cuts himself while chopping vegetables because of something MC did or said. So not like him! But that's the point! MC makes him do things he wouldn't normally do. And he can either lean into it or try to resist it and I think you end up with different scenarios depending on which way he decides to go.

MC's reaction certainly matters, too. If they're oblivious, I think Barbatos could safely pretend nothing happened and move on, but I also think he could be the one who teases MC and gets them all flustered.

But a wise MC who's all I'm just trying to make sure you're okay! Listen. I very much think that Barbatos would have a hard time controlling himself at that point. Even if he knows that MC is doing it on purpose. Maybe even more if he knows.

The best thing about Barb is that I feel like I can write him being a real troublemaker where he just messes with MC a lot, but I can also write him being the one who is easily flustered. Like yeah he's got that rigid facade, but you can say beneath it there is a man who is fully aware of what he's doing and deliberately does things just to get a reaction out of MC. Or you could say that beneath it is a suppressed man that gets blushy when you start to tease him. However, I do think either way he'd eventually give in because MC is the only person for whom he is lenient about anything ever.

MC might tease him and fluster him and get him all riled up, but as soon as he realizes what's going on, he starts playing into it. I think he'd use the whole situation to his advantage. Especially if he's like yes let's take a break because secretly he wants to get naughty but he doesn't want to mess up the kitchen lol.

#you could go either way and I like both options #but my favorite thing is always Barb losing control #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #🥐 anon #misc answers

[rosemaeridream]

Vampiric aeri pinning you against the marble counter of a bathroom: deep set gaze set solely on your trembling figure, stiletto nails digging into the skin of your neck, teeth marking your nape and shoulder etc…is in my drafts…rn🏃🏾‍♀️💨

Synopsis: Everything is too tight nowadays. Perfection so close yet you cant reach it. Struggling to get through the day with a constant ringing you’re forced to get comfortable with. And finally your friend, seemingly oblivious to your constant picking and constant absence. Yap yap yada yada

PAUSE vampire aeri is a thought and a half, holy shit. i’d end up writing some shit about wanting to be turned so u could live eternity with her but when she does she moves onto the next human to play with and then ur bitter and all alone – stuck being inhuman and undead 😀

drop the draft anon!!

#!! dreamy’s unboxing #🥐 anon

[real-total-drama-takes]

My friend went from 'Alenoah is weird' to 'it has potential' to 'i might read a fic about it'. something has healed in the world

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#🥐 anon #total drama #alenoah #tdwt

[the-duchess-of-domination]

It's me again. I'm thinking of making a side blog for tummy ache stuff because my main is already a lewd Tumblr. But it's on the qsmp side of it and like I run with a group that's pretty open to kink stuff. I'm not sure how they'd react if I told them I like when people have tummy aches. Closest I can get is men whimpering pregnancy kink which is amazing on its own but like. I want to kiss a boy and rub his tummy while he asks for comfort. That too much to ask?

-🥐

i say go for it!! im always reluctant to share with my friends (both IRL and online), but they usually find it very amusing and are really sweet and supportive (which was such a shock to me, especially telling people IRL).

i don’t think that’s too much to ask at all. if your group embraces mpreg, i don’t see why they wouldn’t be able to understand or maybe even enjoy what we have going on!!

#the duchess speaks #🥐 anon #stomach ache kink

[miinatozakiii]

really random but I will never ever EVER see tzuyu as a top, like HELLO do you see how adorable she is, absolutely not I refuse to ever think that she could be dominant in bed like that

-🥐

yeah no she could try but girly… 😭🙏

PLUS i write mostly dom reader so that says enoyh ab my stance on dom twice LOL

#anon #anon asks #🥐 anon