#'and your husbands and your wives'

[sentientsky]

breaking news: local divorced not-man is having a terrible fucking time

#I feel like I say this every time but sorry for the shitty pixelation — my dumbass forgot to change the canvas size and dpi #this isn’t all the way done (not to the point where I’d consider it finished) but I’m too tired to keep working on it #so here [chucks the .png through your window] #good omens #I fuckign hate drawing the folds in clothes oh my god why is it so harddddd #my art #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziracrow #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #good omens fanart #Crowley fanart #good omens angst #gomens #gomens 2 #David tennant #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #final fifteen #art #fanart #gomens fanart #good omens 2 fanart

[riacte]

I have a feeling Iskall+Joel duo is gonna blow up immensely so I pray Twitter won’t assign them a [noun] duo name. Like SwedishBeans is cute already. Or I dunno. Smallskall. Which sounds like a joke Iskall would make tbh. Even worse, Ismall.

Anyways I very much enjoy watching them circle around and getting used to each other lmao. Giggling at each others’ puns. The competent mean girlies of HC. If they join forces it’s gonna be so Yoelover for the sad soggy crowd.

#iskall85 #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #GET YOUR NOUN DUO NAMES AWAYYYYYY #wow i sure love green duo. green husbands. malemaleduo. wlw wives

[miss-americanbi]

the way i so personally need messy queer breakup crowley in season 3. let him mope around his sad apartment listening to sad music all disheveled in an ancient queen tshirt. let him dye his hair an awful color or get a piercing he’ll regret. let him get wasted with nina and maggie whilst he talks their ears off about each and every time he and aziraphale made eye contact. this is the queer representation i crave.

#he needs to go through the five stages of queer breakups #sad music; physical decomposition; body modifications; alcoholism; becoming a shell of your formal self for several weeks #queen has some breakup bangers i’m just saying #seeing this in season three is how i know neil gaiman knows gay people #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable partners #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable wives #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable lovers #crowley #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #americanbi’s posts

[actual-changeling]

i just thought about the possibility of getting to see aziraphale and crowley run towards each other across a battlefield and crash together in a hug, holding on for dear life and tumbling to the floor, and nothing else—NOTHING else—matters anymore.

the world can end but they will never let go again.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #ineffable spouses #ineffable divorce #no because IMAGINE david and michael doing that in your head #i'm losing my sanity but maybe thats also because i haven't slept in over a day

[eldstunga]

Raider Lieutenant Sabrae, house T'Sarran.

#my art #drow #elf #dark elf #dungeons and dragons #character portraits #Sabrae T'sarran #Hide yo gold #hide yo wives #and hide your husbands #'cause they raidin' everybody out here. #Baldur's Gate #BG3 #BG2 #ranger #Team Underdark is here to save surface problems

[red-raven-reading]

#the silmarillion #tolkien #melian #nerdanel #varda elentari #elu thingol #feanor #manwe sulimo #please don't keep the Silmaril #please don't take my sons - they will die #please don't trust your creepy pos brother #their wives were too good for them #melian was literally a goddess #and thingol was just like 'but what does she know???' #manwe: i can change him! #varda: respectfully dear husband no you fucking can't

[clownsuu]

it is i, one who drew mob rob for your other blog. remember when i said i couldnt draw old men? yeah apparently i fuckiNG LIED-

what happened to me. first gilf ive ever drawn. i drew these both in one sitting. this man has consumed me. i like his hair but drawing it makes me wanna cry. probably helps that i found a new lineart pen. i like drawing his hands. im writing fanfic about this motherfucker. thanks for infecting me im having a great time. thanks im losing my shit fr fr

WHEEEEEZE CONVERTING GAMERS INTO OLD MAN ENJOYERS LMAOOOOOO

#I will never stop being shocked that some of y’all like Dr Stone he is such a fuggin goober KDHDDHHDH #HES AN OLD SMELLY FARD WITH LIKE- 10 EX WIVES (and a single ex husband) (probably more or less I didn’t really get into his lore) #Old man old old man old smelly man- #ALSO YOOO A FANFIC DAWG?? #G Y A T D A M #RANDOM OLD MAN LOVE FHHFJDDJJD #BUT ANYWAY I like how ya drew em for being your first time drawing old fards! Proud of yas gamer!! #Also I love the lil drawings of his head spinning on the bottom LMAOOO

[enbycupcake]

[ID, copied from ALT text: a digital painting of liu mingyan and ning yingying from scum villain, but as their proud immortal demon way counterparts. both of them have luo binghe's red on their robes. ning yingying is laying on her side, arm yearnfully caressing liu mingyan's arm. liu mingyan is looking down at her fellow wife, gaze hard to read and fist clenched. end ID]

pidw wives committing adultery on their lord husband–

#liu mingyan #ning yingying #scum villain #svsss #my art #svsss art #i thot about doing this meme as lmy/shl but pidw!wives gripped me by the throat #falling out of love with your husband as he treats you like an object instead of a wife #as his monstrosity grows #as the world grows smaller and smaller #nyy head of the household and lmy one of the few human wives that has escaped the inter-harem politics

[katcsy]

“𝘐’𝘮 (𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴) 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦!”

#good omens #good omens fanart #azicrow #aziracrow #ineffable wives #ineffable husbands #fem aziracrow #fem aziraphale #fem crowley #aziraphale #crowley #*yuri your omens*

[ontgerunway]

Toji looks so menacing, I love it.

#hide your kids/hide your wives/hide your/husbands cause he's coming for everybody #fushiguro toji #toji fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk toji #jjk megumi #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #jjk shibuya arc #shibuya arc #jjk season 2 #jjk gifs #jujutsu toji #toji zenin #toji gif

[sentientsky]

not romantic or platonic, but a secret third thing (hereditary enemies. an arrangement murmured under a sky cleaved empty of absolution. a binary star system; a gravitational pull / a flashpoint / an inevitable collision. an eternity of choking back fear, of swallowing down too-fast/too-much/too-late confessions. an us that could have been.)

#idk what this is. sorry. also not sure if someone else already made this joke. probably. if so lmk and i'll credit them #don't feel like editing this so. [tossing the post at your feet] here ya go lol #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziraphale #go2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #gomens #gomens 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable divorce #no nightingales #shitpost

[inoghmia]

Lazy 3am figure sketches but make it good omens

#good omens #Crowley #nanny ashtoreth #my beloved #I’m so normal about her #liek serious if you up the brightness and see her eyes instead of the silly glasses she’s like WOW #David give me your gender please #aziraphale #good omens art #good omens fanart #inneffable wives #ineffible husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands fanart #I hate them so much ugh #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #figure sketches

[slitheredherefromeden666]

People who hate Aziraphale after the season 2 finale are GETTING ON MY NERVES like how can u hate him??? Both him and Crowley miscommunicated and I just know those people are gonna switch up and hate Crowley in season 3 because oh trust me he’s gonna be NASTY do u rlly think she’s gonna be nice to Aziraphale after s2ep6? No he’s gonna be spiteful and angry and hurt and she’s not gonna treat anyone fairly bc that’s how Crowley deals w thing. Anger. And I just know the same people who hate on Azi now are gonna hate them for it

#KEEP MY WIVES NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH #good omens #aziracrow #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale

[actual-changeling]

the true weight of aziraphale's words only hits him days later, when the shock has worn off and the world no longer looks vivid-sharp and fragmented. 

just like the old times, only even nicer, and back in the bookshop, hearing him say it for the first time, the heaven underneath it all had ripped him open. now, though, with heavy limbs and their respective speeches burned into his brain, syllable after syllable, it's the second part that re-opens those very same wounds.

was this not nice? he wants to ask him, the walls, fucking god herself—or scream, rather, he has grown rather fond of screaming—because he thought it had been, their life on earth. nice and soft and messy, full of arguments, yes, but also nights of laughter and shared heat. graveyard walks and afternoons in the park, eating at the ritz, feeding the ducks, basking in everything alive so they could feel alive, too.

crowley would have given him almost everything, followed him almost everywhere except the one place aziraphale wanted him to return to. after six thousand years, he had finally found the only thing crowley refused to give up—his freedom.

inch by inch, he had clawed his way out of hell and through more pain than he will ever be able to name, and the scars, the burn marks, the fresh air in his lungs are worth it, always have been and always will be. no longer an angel, never again, but not a demon either; he's been on his own side since the beginning.

crowley has thought of his existence as a shared one—theirs—but maybe, with his eyes opened and the truth bitter in his tongue, maybe they'd led two lives after all. one full of magic and fairy tales for aziraphale in which polishing away every spot and destroying every flaw would eventually create a perfect 'us'. he wanted to take him right back to the start, when mistakes didn't exist, when crowley didn't exist.

yet crowley, despite what he regularly told his plants, the mirror, himself, had never been chasing after something they did not have. love is just as flawed and messy as life, and he basks in traffic jams and cloudy days, in existing as his own person without any affiliation, occult, ethereal, or otherwise.

he had never wanted them to be perfect, just undeniably real. in the end, even that was too much to foolishly hope for, a lesson once learned branded into his skin anew:

ask and you shall lose.

#alex writes good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #ineffable spouses #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #hey do you ever cry so hard your body stops being able to do so and then write trauma angst because you'll never guess what happened to me

[peitho-is-here]

1960s Innefable Wives bc this series built me up and broke me back down again.

#I love them your honor #they make me sob uncontrollably #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #genderfluid crowley #innefable wives #fem crowley #fem aziraphale

[fbfh]

pleaseeee elaborate more on dilf logan huntzberger being obsessed with reader- bc quite frankly i’m obsessed with him. also thank you so much and i absolutely adore your writing and wish you the best! p.s. please don’t feel like you have to write this and feel free to ignore it!

YES. I COULD GO INTO HEAVY DETAIL. AND I WILL.

god you really are just everything Logan wants. you're so kind and sweet and sexy and full of life, you're intelligent and well spoken without being pretentious or fake, you're authentic, and you have all this figured out in your 20s for god's sake. most of his peers don't have a fraction of your good traits, and they don't seem to care to pick them up. and the craziest part is that it doesn't even feel like much of an age gap to him. you connect on so many intellectual and emotional levels, you just get each other, you like being around each other so much that you don't even notice. you're not a 40 year old and a 20 year old, you're just Logan and you. he's never felt that... at home with someone before. in all fairness though, one benefit to the whole age gap thing is how differently early millenials like Logan and mid gen z like you view stuff like work and adulthood. Logan was lucky to break through into his carreer (among his many other privelages) when working hard actually did pay off, when labor wasn't exploited nearly as much. so when you open up to him about how you don't want to work, you don't want to kill yourself over a shitty job just to make ends meet, you want to go to farmer's markets, and watch clouds and read books, you want to be able to enjoy life slowly, it really hits him what a perfect match you are. you make Logan feel so excited, so understood, so safe, and Logan gets to give you everything he knows you deserve, and knows more than he's known anything that you'll be in the 5% of successful age gap relationships. because it's not a statistic, it's you and Logan.

#drabbles #older boyfriend!logan #older husband!logan #sugar daddy!logan #older!logan #gilmore girls #gilmore girls drabbles #logan huntzberger x reader #logan huntzberger drabbles #logan huntzberger #AAAAAAUGH #seriously he's just.... so into you #he's known your ring size since like #idk your second date or something #ALL your friends are so jealous #because he's a dilf AND he's stable?????? does he have any friends or brothers or a clone??????? are you accepting sister wives???????