one of the funniest things in BG3 is how the horny and overly pornographic sex god that is Astarion really just wants to be loved and cuddled, and the calm, serious, stoic, no-nonsense Halsin is totally down for a orgy
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Redacted David / Angel Headcanons
[In no particular order]
✩ David gave Angel free rein to decorate their entire house except for the kitchen and the garden
✩ Angel tried befriending a venomous spider once and cried when David killed it
✩ David loves beard scratches and enjoys Angel touching his face in general
✩ Angel has an absurd amount of charms and trinkets on their keychain
✩ David intentionally sets his most recently worn hoodies on the edge of the laundry hamper so Angel doesn't have to dig through it
✩ Angel tried being big spoon exactly one (1) time and decided the backpack life was not for them
✩ David's hands are almost always just cold enough to be startling
✩ One of David's most prized memories is taking Angel to "meet" his parents
✩ Angel's style is maximalism that almost verges on hoarding while David prefers dark minimalism - over the course of their relationship he slowly accepted their chaos as part of their home's atmosphere and came to find comfort in it
✩ David still has his dad's leather jacket and, on his worst days, will spray his dad's old cologne on it and curl up with it as close to him as possible
✩ Angel, Asher, and Darlin have an arm wrestling competition nearly every time they're in the same room, they have yet to convince David to join despite their best efforts
✩ Most people tell David he looks like his dad, so he gets unbelievably happy when one of the older pack members tells him he looks like his mom
✩ Despite being a human space-heater, Angel is still a blanket hog
✩ David always stops at kids' lemonade stands and tips them with whatever pocket change he has
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