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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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Bruce: Damian, why do you torment me?
Damian: I am your hubris manifested.
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Tim: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as i lay festering. You are the definition of dread.
Damian: what did the clone do?
Tim: oh nothing he’s the best
Damian: then why ?
Tim: MAPPA officially canceled Yuri on Ice
Damian: Love is dead but revenge can help us feel something in this bleak world
Tim: oooh ok lets go
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 17 hours
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Shinichi: I love murder mysteries.
Kaito, trying to impress Shinichi: I've been a suspect in several murder cases.
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Made-a-this tasty-looking-a-meal from a Poison Shroom and a Ghost-a-Shroom. Cooking is-a-so magical😊🪄🍄✨
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I can't-a-believe people are-a-telling me not-a-to eat this. I'mma literally a doctor; I would-a-know iffghnmdfchgm,
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in-correct-trolls · 21 hours
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poppy: i tried to send my stressed out boyfriend a supportive message about how smart and talented he is but my idiot fingers only typed out “youre snart” before hitting send
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Charles: Nice consequences. Did Max's actions pick them out for me?
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sharldose · 3 days
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Max: Charles become warm when I'm with him because he loves me so much.
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adastra121 · 14 hours
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Mhin: Hey, Leander. Leander: Yeah? Mhin: *dabs* Leander: ?! Mhin: No one will ever believe you. Leander: ... Leander: You sick bastard!
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the-black-bulls · 1 day
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Nacht: There's a book sitting in front of you. It contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back. Would you open it?
Magna: Hell fucking yeah.
Gordon: Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
Gauche: Read it so you know what order to murder people in.
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Shadowheart: I beg your pardon?
Lae'zel: Then beg.
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incorrectjokerout · 3 days
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Bojan:Like,no offense to myself and all,but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Julie: Oh, let me think of a plan! I’m the best at plans.
Frank: No. You’re not.
Julie: Name one bad plan!
Frank: *pulls out the projector* Would you like the list in alphabetical order?
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Merasmus: Theres no difference between exercise and black magic. Both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy, but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become!
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*on the phone*
Shiho: Kaito, I’m breaking up-
Kaito: I'm pregnant.
Shiho: I meant the call.
Kaito: Right, sorry. I panicked.
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incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 15 hours
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Helpy: When manga characters add a “❤️” to their speech... I wish I could do that.
Lefty: You can! Just put a little love in your voice. Smile! People hear it.
Molten Freddy: Moan.
Lefty:
Scraptrap: Duality of man.
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in-correct-trolls · 2 days
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creek: can you come collect your freak of a man please? he’s doing things…
hickory: no, we set branch loose on purpose.
poppy: he needs enrichment!
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