Jean: What’s this?
Levi: An invitation to my wedding.
Jean: Aren’t you already married to Hanji-san?
Mikasa: Are you two renewing your vows or something?
Levi: We were never married!
Connie: Seriously? Like at all?
Levi: Who in here thought Hanji and I were a married couple this whole time?
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Levi:
Levi, without turning around: Hanji put your hand down.
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Modern day Levi gives the younger cadets his phone number, just in case any of them have an emergency.
They open a whole group chat called The Captains Kids and put the most ridiculous stuff in there.
Levi tells them to stop including him in their regular conversations, but they don't listen, and secretly, he's glad.
Sasha and Connie have whole speeches about what they're eating today.
Ymir and Historia flirt through text.
Eren and Jean argue over insignificant things.
Armin usually has something somewhat useful to say.
Levi chimes in to all of it at times, usually annoyed comments. But really, he's smiling.
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104th Foolishness: The 'Babe Incident'
The rules are simple, you should never let the General hear how you address your significant other. Not that it is discouraged, but then the 'Babe Incident' comes to life.
Bit difficult seeing as Plo Koon:
Has telepathy
Has heightened senses for being a Master Jedi
Has extremely heightened senses for being born a Force-sensitive, cutest bebbi in the galaxy ♥
Can be a little shit like his little shit boys
If Plo hears you call your s/o your term of endearment, it now becomes the entire 104th's rank, title, and means of addressing everyone for a solid week.
Doesn't matter where you are, who's there, and what you're doing, you are to call everyone the appointed 'endearment of the week'.
Plo Koon:
As head instigator, he will never not adhere to the rules of the game. You can see how easy this is for him. Barely any effort needed.
Example:
Comet, sweetheart, come here please.
Plo Koon respects privacy and will not eavesdrop or use his telepathic abilities to read your mind. He is, however, not above appearing out of nowhere and 'accidentally' hearing said endearment.
Plo Koon is also not above calling your s/o to ask how they are and pry that sweet info out of their mouths as a last resort. He also enjoys hearing how much you love his boys.
HOWEVER !!!
The Wolfpack is RESILIENT.
And so they come up with really long set of terms of endearment that Plo has to memorize and not jumble up because if he does, he looses.
BOOST & SINKER paired up to use terms close to each other to confuse Plo.
Boost has: Sugar Pie Honey Snuggle-bunny Lovey-dovey Darling-cuppycake muffin SUNnshine buttercup snickerdoodle.
Sinker has: Sugar Pie Honey Snuggle-buBBY Lovey-dovey Darling-cOOKIEcake muffin moonshine buttercup snickerdoodle.
Plo Koon is not allowed to write this down.
Meditates and steeples on this vehemently.
Warthog is elusive and the ultimate boss battle for Plo because he is Quartermaster for all of the 104th Foolishness. He is also a double-agent and pretty much instigates more bullshit that Plo welcomes with open-arms.
And so a week of Plo Koon and his men calling each other terms of endearment and whoever gets it wrong gets gets to proudly wear the sparkly, exuberantly loud, pink-glittered 'Baby Girl' crop-top shirt over their armor with a 'Certified' sign on the back.
Plo has disapproved of the initial sign on the back being 'Honk if you're horny'. Because he is not about to explain that to the council.
- Insert the Babe Incident -
Wolffe chose 'Babe' and played safe.
Now he's out here going all:
"Sir, babe." || "Babe, Sir." || "General Babe" || "Plo...Babe?" ||
"Babe Koon?" || "Sir, babe, sir?" || "...Master...babe?!"
And he's the only one being awkward about it.
To which Plo would simply reply, "Yes, Commander Babe?
@saengak a more wholesome approach than intended 🤣🤣🤣.
Also, Plo the exception to the entire game is that Plo, under all circumstance, must never - EVER place upon any endearment on a certain somoene tha goes by the name Shaak Ti.
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[During the Shiganshina arc]
Jean: We need a plan!!!
Mikasa: Armin, what should we do?!
Armin, panicking: I-I don't know! I'm having trouble thinking on my feet right now.
Sasha, picking Armin up: Does this help?
Armin:
Armin: 💡
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Erwin: I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero.
Hange: OK, well, what is a hero to you?
Erwin: A hero kills people. People that wish him harm.
Hange: ...OK.
Erwin: A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged.
Hange: OK, um, you're thinking of a superhero.
Erwin: We all have a hero in our heart.
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Is it just me or am I the only one thinking about armin and his figure? My brain decided to hyperfixate in the fact that like he’s krista but boy like he pulled it off so well. Like why my boy have cinched waist and nice hips if no one compliments it? Am I the only one imagining all his friends being in love with him for one reason or another and some of it has to do with that? Am I the only one imagining jean having a crisis? Am I the only one imagining fics in my head about his cinched waist and a nice butt and all his friends are attracted to him? Do they also find his intelligence sexy? Am I the only one imagining crack fics about it? I need to know I’m not the only one thinking about it because my brain won’t shut up.
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