#A Hot Mess

[bigmammallama5]

@sango-blep and i found an unfinished supercorp meme drawpile from august and decided to fill the page up today

#arting #supercorp #sango's art #collab #drawpile #a hot mess

[artemisia-black]

So I watched the Fantastic Beasts movies thorough as one ‘story’ as opposed to going years between instalments. And being in the comfort of my own home and pausing to pop the kettle on allowed me to pause and digest what I was watching.

I actually think the first movie is watchable albeit at times forgettable.

The second is when it goes off the rails mainly by how it repeated brutalises Women of Colour. I have a meta about how fucked it is that Nagini is a woman and is then kept as a pet by Voldemort. Cut for talk of sexual assult and rape.

The storyline that Lestrange (a white man) forced a Black women into marriage, brutalised her, left her to die in childbirth and then ‘replaced’ her. Serves no narrative purpose and literally makes no sense. How did anyone allow it to happen if she’s also a well connected pureblood? Where were the aurors? That whole storyline makes no sense unless it is just there to use the suffering of WoC as plot motivation. Leta dying to save the Scamanders is this nonsense repackaged within the same film.

Talking of cohersion we are supposed to root for Queenie and Jacob after she puts him under a love spell. She then joins the person who wants to rule muggles because she thinks he will allow her to finally marry Jacob.. Girl what???

Fundamentally FB doesn’t know if it’s a children’s film or if it’s for adults so it falls flat on both the whimsy and magic for children and the politicking for adults.

Why is Grindelwald’s campaign about taking over the muggles when less than 20 years later Voldemort’s is the same thing? It should be different and far more nuanced if they wanted to appeal to adults.

Also Grindelwald and Voldy both having similar ideas means that Dumbledore’s ideas laid the foundation for both wizarding wars?

#fantastic beasts #a hot mess #full of misogynoir #harry potter

[tinyrebelbeliever]

me: time to log into my computer

*wrong password*

*wrong password*

Me: wtf

*wrong password*

*wrong password*

*wrong password*

me : why is this not working why has god given up on me

*wrong password*

me : wait.

*looks down at keyboard as if a magical wizard has just told me all the answers

me : OHHHHHHHHHHH

#why am i so stupid #why am i like this #a hot mess #i should never be trusted around computers #unfunny

[black-is-beautiful18]

I will forever have beef with the Hamilton fandom cuz I vividly remember you idiots acting as if show canon were things that actually happened in real life. (Hamilton was not an abolitionist) I also remember y’all writing fics where Thomas Jefferson was dating Sally Hemmings. The same Sally Hemmings who was a 14 year old slave. Then whenever y’all got called out for any of those things you acted as if everything was ok and swore ppl were overreacting. 🧍🏾‍♀️

#hamilton #hamilton fics #like that’s when I knew I had to leave the fandom #a hot mess #unique writes

[sosaysdean]

oh literally if u google “misha collins nft” it’s the first thing to pop up. well

#a hot mess #and it’s ugly

[dreambelievetravel]

Was Gossip Girl a mess? Absolutely.

Would it have been tidier if they had let Blair and Dan be friends and not have destroyed that friendship/relationship/situationship? Absolutely.

Am I bitter about this? Also Absolutely.

#gossip girl #a hot mess #a mess #dan and blair #Dair #Friends #More than #They could have been wonderful #Their chemistry was delightful #We missed out #Even if you don't ship them #They were fun to watch #Some people dream of that #Instead gossip girl wasted it

[loveourfuture-c]

After finishing the mindy project, I can see where the writing for nhie season four came from.

#a hot mess #never have i ever

[ghwosty]

babyboy where the fuck are your shoes

#a hot mess #I found the shoeless we need to shoe

[charlies-storybook]

A Hot Mess

Genre: romance, young adult

POV: third person

Tropes: enemies to lovers, don't actually hate each other, generational war, male x male

Main Couple: Christian Fox and Sebastian Lockwood

Summary:

The Foxes and Lockwoods have a decades-long ongoing war. The Foxes stole the idea for a product and made it their own - idea, patent, fame. Their families expect their children to carry on the burden and hatred, little do they know, that Christian and Sebastian just play their part to appease their families.

Tag List: @lexiklecksi @hippiewrites

#my writing #my wip #wip intro #A Hot Mess

[this-blog-needs-a-new-name]

If you need to sin, Avatrice smau by Vero is made for you 😜

#go read it #drop a ❤️ #is so romantically smau I got butterflies in my tummy #a hot mess #avatrice #if Bea doesn’t sin Im reporting this tweet #lol #it gets better as it unfolds #ava silva #ninja warrior nun #sister beatrice #sister camila #sister lilith #sister yasmine #shotgun mary #JC and Michael #save warrior nun

[shittygaypornmagazine]

I just learned what flamboyant means and damn boy that flam be anting

#can you say that I lost control #I have decided to engage with my internal blue coded character #so like #if you need a face man #a hot mess #you know who to call #mhm #deff not influenced by anyone #uh huh #leonardo hamato #leonardo #rottmnt leo #lance #lance mcclain #voltron lance

[princess-of-the-corner]

shoutout to that time someone defended hogwarts legacy for havign slaves in it and its plot being about stopping a slave rebellion was

"its accurate to the time period"

Well. Uh.

It.

It sure as sugar is.

But.

Why.

Why make a game. About a slave rebellion. Where stopping the rebellion is a /good/ thing?

#tw harry potter #like look #I can deal with the initial context in the books with the house elves and how the books were trying to say *slavery is bad* but just failed #because jkr is kinda bad at more subtle things #but #this is #a hot mess #and it makes me kinda sad sometimes because like #she went from *standard problematic for when the books were written and her background of being a white british lady #(but tried to be inclusive after the fact even if it was far from perfect)* #to full on doubling down on the problematic elements and becoming even worse of a racist terf

[mssi]

my god not barça losing their own made up trophy to tottenham can’t get anymore embarrassing than this

#a hot mess

[nini-princeza]

#love #me #rosy #selfie #a hot mess #dress #little black dress

[ophiuchus-interactive]

I think I have another bug report; in the later chapters they refer to MC as they, regardless of your preferred pronouns?

Thank you- that's actually a writing/talking whisker of mine!! I'm from Texas, so "y'all"/"they" etc etc when talking about only *one* person is a habit ^^' it'll be corrected, thank you!

#anon asks #bug reports #listen im just #a hot mess #renny talks itoos

[mauvegardens]

This whole “Michael takes down Sonny” story is a hilarious mess.

What’s the premise?  Michael will take down Sonny for being a gangster. (p.s. Dante did it better)

The story I thought they would tell:

Michael plants Dex as a mole in the operation to catch Sonny doing crimes.  Then either Dex and Michael take him down, or Dex turns team Sonny and it doesn’t happen.

The story they are telling:

Sonny out here not committing crimes everyone else in Port Charles isn’t already committing.  Michael (unknowingly) is either setting up Joss to be in danger because of his scheming, or Joss cheating on Cam.

Like, what crimes is Sonny even committing lately?

Trying to clear Trina (like everyone else).

Trying to neutralize Dex because he might be the hook (we were all thinking it).

Breaking Anna out of jail (like everyone else).

Unless this is the writers turning Michael into the reason someone gets hurt or Anna gets caught...where are we even going with this?

And not for nothing, but it’s low key HILARIOUS that Carly and Michael have been saying Sonny is the devil or whatever, but they sure held on to that last name.

#a hot mess #general hospital #sonny corinthos #michael corinthos #Dex #Joss jacks