#America why

[taylorswiftstylequestions]

me learning the chiefs sportsball schedule for the next two weeks

#YOU'RE TELLING ME YOUR FRIENDLY LOCAL FASHION BLOGGER MIGHT HAVE TO *WORK* ON CHRISTMAS DAY?!?!?!!?! #AMERICA WHY #IS NOTHING SACRED #sarah makes a text post #*AND* NYE!?!?!?!??!?!

[lamortwrites]

Disgusted to inform you that it’s pronounced Ark-can-saw.

HORRIFIED.

#AMERICA WHY #answered #persephoning #it will always be ar-kansas to me

[happybird16]

?!?!?!?!?

#america why

[nerdblob]

If i was a breakfast food, I would be fruit loops cereal because they’re colourful and bright and I absolutely hate them with my whole entire being.

Context: When i was in America for one day (i was then going to fly somewhere else) I had fruit loops for breakfast and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT there’s sugary foods and then theres that monstrosity. I love sugary stuff - BUT NOT LIKE THAT , WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AMERICAS REGULARLY PUTTING IN YOUR BODY how are you all not dead yet ?

#cereal #frosties are much more superior #america #america why #dear america #what the actual fuck #fruit loops #breakfast #breakfast food #milk and cereal #sugary #text post #britain #american food #my british soul died #regular tags: #marauders #harry potter #remus lupin #remus #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius #lily evans

[solsays]

Are your tire treads the right depth, American Style™

#why is america like this #shitpost #drivers #driving #drive #study guide #america why #america #usa #united states of america #more like united states of why #american things #this is the most American way to check this #countries #america fuck no #america funny

[anonthany0306]

Can we unnormalize how america does public restrooms?

#unnormalize #normalize unnormalizing #normalize making things not normal #this shouldnt be normal #why is this like this #america why

[akwrdsmol]

TRUTH!!! My dad figured out he had gout by looking online Months MONTHS!!! Before he could’ve ever seen one specialist. My mom and I both have not been able to see our gynecologist for months.

#doctors #medicine #America why

[cyanomys]

#polls #polls and research #pointless poll #united states #midwest #hell #location #moving #america #look im sorry if youre insulted by me grouping some states but there are 12 Midwestern states and only 10 options allowed #i just took a trip across the country and my limited perspective is that Ohio is Not So Bad #i grew up in Missouri 🫠 #why yes i am blazing this post #i enjoy whoring my ideas to the masses to satisfy my curiosity

[saffirez]

As a European student looking at American MAs, respectfully, WHY ARE YOU SO EXPENSIVE???

#education #america why

[planetsnakes]

What's wrong with tumblr today?

No seriously I keep seeing weird shit.... Americans have also forgotten other countrties exist again and it's driving me insane.

*all*

NO NOT ALL STOP SAYING ALL AMERICANS OTHER PLACES AREN'T LIKE YOU REMEMBEER???? YOU KNOW THE MAP ISN'T JUST ONE PLACE SURROUNDED BY SEA??????

#vent post #america why #there are other places on the map

[ask-spiderpool]

#ask-spiderpool #main #captain america #iron man #steve rogers #tony stark #ms marvel #kamala khan #miles morales #tony why are you so homophobic. huh.

[theserealdangerdays]

losing my parents' insurance and going on MediCal so I go from being charged $30 for 180 to $70 for 60, changing pharmacies so it'll be $10 instead,

this is for an antiepilepic medication btw thx america

#can we please have socialized medicine #america why

[bixels]

Always an experience watching the leftism leave FNAF fans when someone mentions that Scott Cawthon financially backed fascist politicians.

The switch from posting hardline leftist tweets about boycotts and signal boosts and critical takedowns of politicians and celebrities to ‘ohhh, well. everyone makes mistakes. who can blame him, listen he. he donated money to gay charities too. that makes it ok! a millionaire in his forties is allowed to have political beliefs. does it even matter? just let it go!’ is whiplash inducing. The antivaxxer celebrities have got to go, but this one horror dev who quietly handed wads of cash to antivax lawmakers? He’s chill, he can stay.

The charity thing is so funny too because suddenly utilitarian positive-negative point counting is the way to go. Maybe an abacus would help calculate the net good of donating to the Trevor Project minus donating thousands of dollars to Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump. -10 points if I push a kid in a lake but +11 points if I help an old lady across the street, so I’m chill. You can’t judge me. Hey, maybe. Just don’t push a kid in the lake period. How fucking low is the bar when we’re excusing maxing out the possible dollar amount of donations to Mitch fucking McConnell. That should be like. Default you’re a bad person.

#delete later #personal #not art #rant #you can still be a fan of fnaf 100% but god you’re not obligated to defend its creator #don’t pretend like Scott is cool #“’Scott likes gay people he only voted for trump for his fiscal and defense policies in defendi america from terrorists!’ #kid. that’s not good either. #fiscal conservatism kills people too. #the whole thing exposes how weak some leftists are to the image of the ‘well-mannered right wing republican.’ the type who would #respectfully disagree with your right to exist with a kind top of the hat #‘as long as you silently hate me and force a nice smile while shaking my hand it’s ok’ #this is why jk Rowling is hated while Scott gets a free pass. just have to hide your hate well enough and liberals will excuse you ig

[iwillstealyourjawbone]

spotify is giving me the option of having friends

what sort of society do we live in that spotify is better for my social life then going out?

#spotify #why #america why

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick?? #As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

[vader-anakin]

SEBASTIAN STAN as SERGEANT JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

#sebastian stan #bucky barnes #sebstanedit #buckybarnesedit #marveledit #marvelcastedit #dailymarvelgifs #marveldaily #dailyavengers #theavengers #mcufam #mcuchallenge #dailyflicks #moviegifs #fyeahmovies #tvandfilm #dilfgifs #userstream #userbbelcher #usertammy #unearthlydust #usersavana #yourbuckies #userlaurianne #captain america: the first avenger #ca:tfa #gif #why is his shirt unbuttoned like that #like is that really necessary??? and the chest hair peaking out sjfhjdd #the dog tags stoppppp