#Anakin and Ahsoka would be his powerhouse dorky apprentices

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SW: TCW - Thoughts, Part 1

Was rewatching Clone Wars and the prequels and I legit forgot about how everyone is basically obsessed with Obi-Wan. Look, if Obi-Wan had become a Sith, his ass would’ve taken over the galaxy in, like, six months. His allies love him and his enemies love him and the public would see this hot, charming, smart Jedi hero and love him. The more I think about it; I figure Palpatine hated him because he knew that this fucking annoying ginger sass-master could overthrow him in the time it would take him to do a dramatic robe-flip. And he’d do it all without a single. damned. fight. He’d just sit on his throne being gorgeous and irreverent and the galaxy would eat that shit up.

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