Crowley: What are your adjectives?
Aziraphale: …You mean my pronouns?
Crowley: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Aziraphale: …I dunno. What are yours?
Crowley: Noisy and chaotic!
Aziraphale: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
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AZIRAPHALE WANTED TO DANCE WITH CROWLEY. HE WANTED TO SO HE PULLED HIM TO THE DANCE FLOOR AND WAS SO HAPPY AND SMILEY AND CROWLEY DIDN'T WANT TO BUT HE DID IT ANYWAYS JUST TO BE WITH HIS ANGEL I AM GOING TO THROW THE FUCK UPPPPP
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Crowley is such a dad he adopts every kid he finds
Oh you're the antichrist? Adopted.
Oh we had the wrong one? You're the right one? I'm adopting you too then. Yeah, I tried to kill you five minutes ago but you know how it is. Big misunderstanding.
You made a pot? Lovely. Adopted.
You're digging up bodies? Doing Wicked? Wonderful. Adopted. I will risk my existence to keep you alive.
Oh, so you're technically an immortal angel, but you act like a kid? Close enough, adopted.
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You’ve heard of Aziraphale’s pronouns being he/hymn, now get ready for
🐍🔥HE/HIM/HISSS🔥🐍
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I have some really good news
I hope you're picking up what I'm putting down 😏
Do you see the vision??
Someone please get me some art
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“I’ve got your back. You’ve got mine. We’re a team. A group. A group of the two of us.”
The Serpent and The Sword
by @onlylurkingreadingstuff
Read this beautiful post by @joycrispy
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twice aziraphale has gone to heaven while crowley stays behind on earth…
[ID: A drawing of Crowley from Good Omens. The drawing is split in half horizontally. In the top half, he sits on the floor with a hand over his crying face. Plants surround him in front of a grey background, and wine bottles sit at his feet. In the bottom half, Crowley sits upside down on the floor of Aziraphale’s bookshop. The bookshop is in flames, and Crowley looks upward while crying. /End ID]
+ some closeups below cut
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Crowley: I think humans should have glow stick juice injected in their bones when they’re born, that way if they break their bones, there’s a fun little surprise.
Aziraphale: What’s the surprise?
Crowley: Blood poisoning.
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The fact that one loves playing spies while the other loves playing detectives these guys are so fucking extra and ridiculous I love them.
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My homie Crowley really got rejected 3 times in one decade and boy is he gonna try again!
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Good Omens + text posts meme
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OTHER POLLS HERE
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