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heaven-dope · 6 months
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cringe bg3 doodles from today
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superskaian · 2 years
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imagine! not! loving! terezi!
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thewebcomicsreview · 6 days
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Happy 4/13!
Happy 4/13 to you as well!
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And, as I think everyone was predicting, there's new Homestuck Content today. I'm hoping this is going to be the big update where they get to the point and have the long-teased [S] page, but we're not looking good if we're opening with Dirk, whose primary character trade is long rambling speeches. This is the first we've seen of Dirk since the new team took over, though.
Ready to take the floaties off and dive back into the depths of the churning, primal ocean from which everything that matters in this story evolved, and to which it must inevitably return?
The idea that Dirk's CANON plan is ironically consisting of him sitting around idly discussing The Lore is a decent meta joke, but it got old after a page or two. Please do literally anything, Dirk.
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I do like this page, though, with the art busting out of the frame. And, given what I literally just said (I write these liveblogs as I read them), Dirk's opening by repeatedly insisting things are happening in his story is meant to be ironic. He's also claiming he became a god in order to do this HS2 stuff, which is flatly untrue. Presumably he means be became Ultimate to do narrative stuff, which is an interesting order of events if that's the case, and it's not that becoming Ultimate made him evil. Also, let me put some appropriate background music on.
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Rose dipped pretty early on in that visual montage to spend some quality time trading barbs and bumping uglies with the supposedly impartial proctor of said Contest, next to the vacant meat-sack that once housed her consciousness. Irresponsible, sure, but to give credit where due, it was irresponsible in a poignant and symbolically weighty sort of way. Classic Rose shit
It does feel weird for the new team to be directly commenting on the quality of the writing of the old team like this, but to be fair, it is classic Rose shit.
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New Guardian Mode artstyle, which we were starting to see in Candy as well, since these characters aren't kids any more. But in Candy, everyone keeps their faces, whereas Dirk is just his hair and glasses, like Bro.
TEREZI: YOU H4V3 1NST34D CHOS3N TO W4T3RBO4RD TH3 R4W N3UR4L T1SSU3 OF MY TH1NKP4N W1TH 4N 4CR1D 4ND SUP3RFLUOUSLY OV3RC4RBON4T3D N4RR4T1V3 R3C4P DUMP DIRK: Well, it's a recap for *you*. DIRK: But for those who haven't checked in on us in a while, it's more of a stage-setting thing. TEREZI: 1TS B4S1C4LLY 4 R3C4P FOR TH3M TOO, 1D1OT TEREZI: YOUR 1N4B1L1TY TO SHUT UP 3V3N 4S YOU 4CT1V3LY CH4MP1ON TH3 N33D TO G3T TH1NGS MOV1NG WOULD B3 4LMOST 4W3-1NSP1R1NG 1F 1T W4SNT SO 4STOUND1NGLY OBNOX1OUS
Oh good, I turned quirks back on. There's a lot of meta complaining about the writing this update.
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I do like that the humans are looking more like Guardians and the Trolls are looking more like Ancestors. It's odd to have them standing next to each in different art styles like that, but it kind of works.
DIRK: Or was all that hand-wringing about how worried you were that Rose and I were becoming big bad cosmic tyrants with no regard for the poor little mortals buffeted to and fro by the vicious momentum of our designs just virtue signaling?
Dirk's use of the term "Virtue Signalling" is probably worth making a note of here. HS2 has sort of flirted with the idea of Dirk as right-wing, and that appears to be continuing here.
TEREZI: 4NYON3 WOULD B3 GR4T3FUL TO H4V3 4 B3N3VOL3NT CR34TOR L1K3 YOU TEREZI: ON3 TH4TLL ULT1M4T3LY 3NSUR3 TH31R 3NT1R3 PL4N3T 1S ORB1T4LLY BOMB4RD3D 4ND TH31R SP3C13S 4LL BUT DR1V3N 3XT1NCT S4V3 FOR 4 F3W "LUCKY" JUV3N1L3S DIRK: That's just how this shit goes down for species *lucky* enough to fucking *matter*, Terezi.
There's a lot of speculation that the Candy kids are going to end up in the game as well, and that this is even something that the original cast over there is working towards. This would require, as Terezi points out here, literal genocide. And I think that is where the Candy story is going, with Rose/Jade/Jane all being in on it and Kanaya/Karkat being cut out, so it's nice of Terezi to remind us that Sburb is evil and that sacrificing an entire planet to help your kids become immortal is kind of a dick move.
DIRK: But hey, you say you aren't feeling it? DIRK: Fine. DIRK: I can make concessions. DIRK: I've got other agents in play, and as I've said, I know you aren't going to risk fucking your end of the work up.
This is the kind of thing HS2 really need more of, stuff to speculate on. Terezi, Rose, and Dirk are literally the only three people on the entire fucking planet. What "other agents" could Dirk possibly have?
DIRK: You need this session to happen. DIRK: You need a chance to fix the mistake you've got in that wallet, burning a hole through your pocket. DIRK: You've made a lot of those, Terezi, but you know that besides being important, what we're doing here is a chance to rectify one of them. DIRK: And you aren't going to let that chance slip. TEREZI: ... DIRK: I know what it's like to make hard choices for the people you care about. DIRK: To run your brain raw thinking about how to make things right. DIRK: I've been doing it my whole damn life. DIRK: The choice you're presented with here is pretty fucking easy, and you're a very smart person, so I trust you to make the right decision.
Also, it's nice to have a little fucking narrative tension on this planet for once. Dirk and Rose are each creating an entire sentient race for the purpose of sacrificing them. Terezi is in a position to save the world, but doing so means giving up her chance to save John. Wow! Stakes! It's nice when stories have those, instead of just idly fucking around doing nothing for the sake of a meta-joke! Also it means the bad guy is being evil instead of merely boring, which is also a nice thing to do now and again.
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There's not much to analyze in this art, but it's stylin'. The guardian mode look is great. Is Rose wearing lipstick on her robot face?
ROSEBOT: I've been very bad and I need to be punished
There's been a very subtle incest-y vibe with Dirk/Rose in Meat, and apparently we're keeping that too. Being sexually depraved is becoming like Rose's defining trait.
Localized time travel, while technically possible, tends to get pretty fucked even in the most ideal of circumstances, to say nothing of the fact that it's way outside my wheelhouse as a Heart player. The concept works pretty well for my purposes, though, and as a burgeoning omnipotent narrative god, I can mimic it in a way that's functionally identical. The move here is that I'm going to envelop the local galaxy group in a pocket of my influence and narratively accelerate it via Bullshit so that whatever's going on in here goes on faster, so we can get to the good shit faster, so we can get on with our jobs, and so you gawking voyeurs have more of our lives to guzzle greedily down.
Oh, that's kind of a cool ability, but also what can't an Ultimate do?
A while back, it became apparent that while my Deltritan offspring were to be terrestrial, Rose's were going to be aquatic.
Rose's team is going to win, and it's going to be the 48-player Squiddle session that creates the troll universe, making all of Homestuck canon an inescapable time loop through which no new ideas can emerge, except for the influence of Candy.
ROSE: For all my temporary discomfort with the prospect of settling down on Deltritus and starting what could very loosely be considered a family with you,
Rose he is your dad.
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DIRK: I'm doing this for all of us.
Hm. No big [S] page and we still haven't gotten to the point, but we've made the Dirk half this story significantly less fucking boring, so I guess that's a win. This is an update the story desperately needed, giving Dirk some characterization and leaning in to how fucked everything here is.
Also, spending the entire update teasing a timeskip to the start of the game and then ending without doing it is a good meta joke, provided we don't keep doing it for ten more updates.
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alex-just-vibing · 1 year
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hey! you can call me alex (cuz that's my name)! welcome to my mess of a blog!
he/it but honestly anything other than she/they works B3
idk what's going on genderwise. im just a lil guy
aspec of some kind (??)
pleease use tone indicators when talking to me i cannot tell what you're trying to say
i have a lot of sideblogs, but only like two of them are active lmao so im only tagging ones ill respond to things on (maybe) look im gonna be for real, im not active on pretty much any of them except the homestuck one, klondike bar, and maybe my ocs and miya depending on my mood, but i rarely get asks on either of those
@ask-the-apple-gang
@wouldyoudoitforaklondikebar
@chinen-miya-official
@guarded-axiom
the main fandoms i am into as of right now (changes very often) (though this is not an exhaustive list of everything im into) are: project sekai, vocaloid, danganronpa, sk8 the infinity, toilet bound hanako-kun, kindaaa class of 09 + the re-up, bungo stray dogs, doki doki literature club, and homestuck
i am legally obligated to put the fact that i was in fact crowned the NUMBER ONE THE MAVERICK FAN 💪🔥💪🗣️💯
if you want to block it, my tag for liveblogging my read of homestuck is #alex reads homestuck
i FUCKING FINISHED HOMESTUCK 😭💯🔥
im matching pfps with my wonderful amazing best friend @/jkapocalypse ^_^
i usually tag original posts as #my stuff asks as #alex answers and reblogs as #reblog but also there are just sum times where like for a week or so i just. dont feel like tagging anything and am just kinda zombie-ing thru life so those tags dont have everything
i dont have a specific do not interact/follow, but if any of the political stuff i reblog upsets you (pro palestine, pro lgbt+, pro blm, pro socialism, anti capitalism, pro choice, etc) , then this likely is not the blog for you, and you should not follow me. it is up to you however, but i do also know how to use a block button.
pjsk friend code - 348563027429191681
dont be mean, have fun etc etc, and expect incomprehensibility, leftist views, and the lgbt community :3
bunch of blinkies under the cut (flash warning)
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and fuck it adding my vent back into my pinned cuz fuck my stupid baka life - @alex-vents-or-something
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cynthiaandsamus · 2 years
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Custom Toonami Holiday Announcement!
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Since last years’ Lonely Hearts Marathon watching random waifu-themed anime of varying qualities was so much fun, I decided to do it again this year with a different theme! Introducing:
The Bitchy, Beautiful, Badass (B3) Girlfriend Marathon!
Featuring anime with various waifus that are either total bitches, badasses, or just rally pretty. A lot of these are just anime I’ve wanted to check out/catch up on but never got around to.
Starting out the Bitch portion we have Uzaki-chan and Nagatoro-chan teasing the start of the block, Komi-san, Mieruko-chan and Dress-Up Darling round out the beautiful portions with some fun antics, and things get a little more adult with Dirty Pair and Why The Hell Are You Here-Sensei closing things off!
Also on actual Valentine’s Day I’ll be doing my traditional emotional anime movie and this year we’ve got a classic, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, I’ve never seen it before but I’m always weak to time travel feels so get ready for some liveblogs of that on Monday too!
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lakesbian · 3 years
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wormtime + pact time + occasional infinity train or misc reblogs. i am dangerously autistic about alec ‘regent’ vasil, and also his lawyer. read my alec essays :). i like talking about worm but i have a massive backlog of asks so you will probably get faster results from a post tag or dm
(LEGAL DISCLAIMER FOR PEOPLE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE JOKE: i dont actually hate wildbow thats just some guy. i just think its funny when people accuse you of being, quote, “a bad faith actor who hates wildbow” for breaking down the racism or homophobia or whatever in worm)
tags i use are under the cut so i dont Forget but im really bad at tagging things. so dont look right now okay. ill fix them one day okay. you can block #stupid amy shit if you don’t want to see me arguing with people with regressive/shitty amy opinions because you find it stressful though
worm tags i Will use once i go back & tag everything (until then good luck dont bother searching tags): #parahumans (literally every post in it) #worm art (worm fanart. obviously) #wormnalysis (worm analysis) #wormcore (shit that makes me go “yeah this captures the essence of worm”) #worm song asks (people really like asking me to rate their worm song choices & someone wanted this tagged for ease of backreading, so! behold, tag) #wormtime (wormread liveblogs) #alec essays (only one i’ve sorted properly rn lmao) #pact time (pact liveblog. hi pactblr) all characters are tagged by full name, cape name if we don’t have a full name
infinity train content archive: #infinity train (literally every post in it) #b1 (book one content only) #b2 (book two content only) #b3 (book three content only) #b4 (book four content only) #art (fanart) #fics (fics by myself or others) #fic fanart (fanart ppl made of my fics) #videos (amvs, clips, etc) #headcanons (what it says on the tin) #lore (crew statements, crew art, behind the scenes, etc) #analysis (what it says on the tin) #icons (u kno like 4 profiles) #funnies (jokes jests japes memes etc) #dresse (jesse but in a dress because i am gnc and like making him gnc) #pilotverse (sparse tag about a convoluted au i made)
misc. content archive: #horror #halloween #angels #liminal #mermaids #aliens #road trip #cryptids #space #butch #paleo #robot dreams  #aesthetic  #catered to me  #miserable little creatures  #words  #spec bio  #existential joy
oc aes tags filled with wanton abandon: #arroyo #miles #jackie #dan
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pottdplant · 3 years
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plugging this again
https://www.tumblr.com/chat/yQSboBj224GG825Er-I3xA/snl-livebloggers
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[2055]
GC: *GC L4NDS ON YOUR WH3LP1NG STOOP 4ND R4PS ON YOUR C4V3 W1TH H3R NOBL3 4ND 3L3G4NT T4LON* GC: *4ND ONC3 W1TH H3R M1GHTY SNOUT FOR GOOD M34SUR3*
I think I touched on this earlier but this line which starts the roleplay here has some oddly sexual, or at least reproductive, subtext. ‘whelping’ is a term which means giving birth, usually applied to animals. a stoop is a flat area in front of the entrance to something, but it also refers to a bent-forward posture, as in stooping down to pick something up. So on its face this means either: "I land in the space where you give birth, and try to open the entrance to your cave” or “I get on top of you while you’re bent forward, and try to open the entrance to your ‘cave’.” and then a blood-covered cat comes out of the cave, another piece of birth imagery. Terezi goes on to roleplay eying nepeta’s children hungrily, which echoes a recurring theme of child-eating and of Kronos/Saturn (the classical god famous for eating his children) which I posted about ages ago on my non-liveblog blog and in reply to @mmmmalo. 
This segues into a discussion of the game rather awkwardly, during which nepeta uses her moirail to hide the fact she doesn’t really want to play in a big group:
GC: OK YOU C4N B3 ON MY T34M AC: :33 < team? AC: :33 < who else is playing? GC: 1 H4V3NT D3C1D3D Y3T GC: 4 WHOL3 BUNCH OF US 1N TWO T34MS AC: :33 < oh AC: :33 < well it does sound like it will be a lot of fun but i think i should get purrmission first
Her enthusiasm drops immediately after she realizes that it will be a game with a lot of players, rather than a more intimate game with Terezi and maybe a few more people. There are several plausible explanations for this, ranging from simple self-preservation (she knows games with Vriska kill and maim people) to romantic or sexual interest in Terezi (we had that weirdly sexual rp earlier, recall) to social anxiety (she does after all live in a cave far from everyone).
During the discussion, Terezi drops this comment on us:
GC: 4ND 1N 4NY C4S3 H3 L1V3S NOWH3R3 N34R YOU SO TH3 WHOL3 TH1NG 1S 3XTR4 STUP1D
“He lives nowhere near you.” For some reason I always assumed that they spent time together irl a lot, but this is probably not the case. this may explain in part, how enthusiastic she is to see him in the game.
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Darth Maul #2
I just love protocol droid personalities.
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juushika · 7 years
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Homestuck liveblog part 2: early Terezi, Dave/Dave OTP, narrative techniques; interspersed by quoting everything Karkat says
me: did i say i was vriska i mean i am she is really obsessed with blackrom and same uh vriska a troll in homestuck blackrom = antagonistic intimate relationships
Missy: yes you are
me: but really i am terezi
Missy: i has no idea who this is i am a potato
me: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003479
EB: oh man, whatever, what do you even want. GC: 1M MOT1V4T3D BY S3LF 1NT3R3ST […] GC: MY FR13NDS 4LL TH1NK TH4T YOU C4NT R34LLY CH4NG3 4NYTH1NG GC: TH4T YOUR T1M3L1NE W3'R3 CH4T-HOPP1NG 4ROUND 1S S3T 1N STON3 GC: NO M4TT3R WH4T W3 S4Y OR WH3N W3 S4Y 1T GC: 4ND TH3YR3 PROB4BLY R1GHT GC: BUT 1 DONT C4R3 GC: 1 W4NT TO M3SS W1TH 1T 4ND T4ST3 WH4T H4PPENS GC: >:D
terezi is like hannibal-esque curiosity i wanna see what happens if I: help! make a murder! i’m flexible really!! she’s just the right balance of creative & engaged vs distanced & curious
Missy: …. you scare me
me: THIS is what scares you about me
me: oh fffff i forgot about tavros’s …quadrant…ing (I can’t find the first reference of this in the 2mins I am willing to spend looking, srry) this reread is like 50% super familiar and 50% i FORGOTTED ABOUT THE FEELS the cast is so big and confusing and the troll’s interpersonal quadrants is complex but also ESSENTIAL like the true “let me tell you about homestuck” is “let me explain quadrants and tell you why SAME BRO SAME” tavros is such a small pure child
me: i am so glad that rose/kanaya is literal canon b/c they are my faves john & karkat’s relationship is so good i just love the narrative longcuts/shortcuts/loop de loops that homestuck achieves?
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003535
EB: well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. EB: it was because shut up. EB: shut up is why. 
we are all john)
it’s just such a BRAVE narrative in some ways–not really the use of second person, which is 50% gimmick and 50% narrative technique, when it’s done well that’s neato but mostly it’s stylistic but the use of time-travel to just leap the narrative ahead of itself, to insert foreshadowing/stakes from fucking NOWHERE and the fact that Hussie kept it all in his head and it makes a cogent whole: really smart, really effective progression/pacing
me: DAVESPRITE I COMPLETELY FUCKING FORGOT jesus like hussie has absolutely said dave has his typing quirks/voice/is basically him and so the hard-on that hussie has for dave and the FACT THAT DAVE’s entire narrative is time-travel/interactions with self is a thing worth commenting on (dave/dave otp)
me: am reading the homestuck year one review if you ever wanted to know what i meant about self-referential/time travel as plot progression STUFF then it’s a really good…. indication http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003574 …..which i think is comprehensible without context. maybe not that you should actually read it, i just seeing it in paragraphs is An Experience
Missy: why... does he have an icky big enter keyboard with such sad keycaps?
me: this was posted in 2010 so maybe he hadn’t learned to be cool yet
[and what followed was a 15min derail about vintage PC keyboards I swear2god]
me: HI SOLLUX LONG TIME NO SEE we’re meeting the rest of the trolls now!!! sollux is also when the typing quirks start getting ridiculous so there will be less copy/paste because you will be like "why am i trying to read this, why are you pestering me” (ahahaha this was a lie) http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003615
TA: iif you cant fiigure 2hiit out by fuckiing around you dont belong near computer2. 
me: this is it this is when dave comes together for me there’s a major time back-skip he does half an act ago which is the sort of establishing moment of “dave, knight of time, breaking narrative convention/building narrative shortcut/also functioning as foreshadowing and user guide” and then his sprite prototypes off him, which is a sort of “a dave, in conversations with himself” http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003763 but its the first sighting of a dave corpse that sort of clarifies what the looping is for him, and how he … does … time/identity/mortality
(an aside: …..i didn’t catch before that the second (….second by series chronology not internal…. chronology b/c internal chronology is complicated) generation was actually created first????? a discovery oh wait nvm its the guardians (ty for clarifying that thing about which i have no context; yw!) ooooh my confusion is jake (second gen) is cloned from grandpa (zero gen) which is why they look the fuck identical)
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003835
GC: D4V3 WH4TS 1T SM3LL L1K3 TG: what GC: YOUR BLOOD TG: fuck off GC: D4V3 GC: G1V3 1T 4 L1TTL3 T4ST3 FOR M3 GC: T3LL M3 WH4T HUM4N BLOOD T4ST3S L1K3 GC: 1V3 B33N SO CUR1OUS >:]
it’s me i’m terezi
TG: how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense TG: my face doesnt make sense GC: D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3 …… GC: D4MM1T GC: 1 KNOW 3V3RYTH1NG TH4TS GO1NG TO H4PP3N TO YOU GC: 1 C4N T3LL YOU B3FOR3 1T H4PP3NS GC: SO YOU C4N B3 R34DY GC: 4ND NOT H4V3 TO GO B4CK 1N T1M3 4ND G3T K1LL3D 4LL TH3 T1M3 GC: 4ND ST4ND ON 4 TO1L3T LOOK1NG 4T YOUR OWN BLOOD FOR T3N M1NUT3S 
what i love about terezi is like the mix of practicality, curiosity, get shit done but with the true motivation of “what if” and the surprising interpersonal insight which arises from that same curiosity like from the narrative pov, we saw dave find his body and dump his body, then cut away, and then he just had bloody hands but it’s terezi who noticed, and tells us via this conversation, that dave was having A Think about those bloody hands b/c they’re an accidental contemplation of time and morality dave would never bring that up b/c of the facade of cool, narrative can’t easily show us and it’s not action-based really, but terezi introduces it b/c terezi cares b/c terezi cares about people in the “what do they do??? when exposed to this stimuli??” sense not in the, caring about, their welfare, thing not that part
Missy: i read your whole homestuck thing i understood maybe 20% of it without context i think this is decent
me: considering i understood about 80% of it yeah i’d say so that’s why the year 1 wrap up was so nice i am not a good visual learner so some of the flash anims go over my head and the plot is a clusterfuck so it’s easy to feel wtf even when you’re the active reader
me: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003927
CG: WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT, THIS ACT THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU’RE A HOTSHOT, YOU KNOW YOU HATE YOURSELF. TA: nobody hate2 hiim2elf more than you iidiiot.
Babiesssss
me: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003961
GC: : K4RK4T, PL34S3 GC: DONT PR3T3ND YOU D1DNT 3NJOY GO1NG 4ROUND K1LL1NG TH1NGS GC: 4ND TH4T YOU WOULDNT 3NJOY K1LL1NG 4 WHOL3 LOT MOR3 GC: PR4NC1NG 4ROUND W1TH YOUR L1TTL3 S1CKL3 B31NG 4LL 4DOR4BL3 CG: YEAH RIGHT. CG: MORE LIKE… CG: ADORABLOODTHIRSTY. CG: I’M PRANCING AROUND BEING THAT, OK?
200% sure I c/ped that last time I read this But I regret nothing
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snowmiku · 7 years
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I hope u like it when u watch it!! It's one of my faves :D
it looks rly good!! im excited to watch it!!
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pottdplant · 3 years
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also before we start join the snl livebloggers chat 😗✌️
https://www.tumblr.com/chat/yQSboBj224GG825Er-I3xA/snl-livebloggers
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thewebcomicsreview · 4 years
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Aw jeez, there’s the second Homestuck 2 update of the month. Now I gotta liveblog it, which is going to take-
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Uh, not very much time at all, apparently? It’s only one page, vs the other update’s 25, so either this is a hell of a page or the 2,000 patrons who contributed to have “two updates a month” are gonna be super mad.
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Oh it’s a big tall infinite canvas page. Neat! Rose is bored of the last update and is wandering off. Was she not creating a species of her own, then, or is she done with that? 
The dissonant hum of struggling mechanics fills Terezi's ears as she sits, cross-legged, on the floor of the now-ruined engine room. She likes it here. The soft whitenoise ringing of the extensive ventilation network sounds, if she closes her nose just right, like the rustle of wind through the leaves of a treehive universes away.
An entire fucking alien planet to explore and Terezi goes back to the ship she’s been stuck on for three years. Admittedly Deltritus is apparently less interesting than the game worlds, but come on! These kids need to go outside! 
ROSE: And resurrecting my meat puppet would not only be difficult to the point of being worthless, it would also be extremely lame. ROSE: Not that it would be out of character for this story. We live and breathe on the stupefyingly mind-numbing, and the mind-numbingly stupid. ROSE: But then we begin to veer toward dissolution, yet again. TEREZI: 1F WH4T YOU'R3 S4Y1NG 1S TRU3 TEREZI: 1F 4 STORY H4S TO B3 COMP3LL1NG TO B3 C4NON TEREZI: DO YOU R34LLY TH1NK D1RK 1S TH3 TYP3 TO T3LL 4 COMP3LL1NG STORY TEREZI: H1S T4ST3 1N 4N1M3 4LON3 1S CONC3RN1NG
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ROSE: It didn't happen because it didn't happen. TEREZI: 1F 1 H4V3 TO H34R ON3 MOR3 T4UTOLOGY FROM 31TH3R OF YOU 1 4M GO1NG TO MOV3 TO TH3 WOODS 4ND PL4GU3 YOUR N3W SOC13TY 4S 4 H3RM1T BOG MONST3R FOR3V3R ROSE: See, that's more the spirit. ROSE: Become as myth, Terezi Pyrope, the troll under the bridge you were always meant to be.
Is this racist, in-universe? 
TEREZI: WH4T'S TH3 PO1NT 1N CONT1NU1NG TH1S STORY 1F TH4T W4S M34N1NGL3SS TEREZI: 1F LORD 3NGL1SH W4S JUST HOLD1NG UP TH3 WORLD TEREZI: 1F 1T T4K3S 4CT1NG L1K3 H1M TO K33P 1T 4L1V3 TEREZI: WOULDN'T 1T B3 B3TT3R TO JUST L3T 1T D13
I’m kind of about this meta horseshit, if we’re being entirely honest, and if someone calls attention to the question of where in the fuck 13-year-old-from-2009 Dave Strider picked up the term “Neoliberal”, I’ll forgive this comic a lot of its flaws.
At the same time, there’s only so long I can read a comic about whether or not I should be reading a comic. 
Rosebot looks over at the plinth where her body sits, kept alive, sure, but atrophied and weak, dependent on this machine to continue projecting consciousness to the abiotic enclosure keeping the realization of the Ultimate Self from tearing her apart.
I suspect that Rose’s comatose body is a metaphor for Homestuck as a whole, here.
Wouldn't it be better to just let it die? Terezi isn't asking new questions. Rose had first threatened suicide when she was eight. (She couldn't bear the thought of attending the funeral her mother was organizing for her beloved cat, Jaspers.) When she was ten, she put on her coat and stood in whipping winter winds on the balcony overlooking a frozen waterfall, imagining the plunge with a blank expression on her face, eyes stinging from the New York cold. (Her mother had drunk herself to sleep with the vacuum on, again, the mechanical wailing inside playing a chord with the gale outside, inescapable.) But her first – and only – real attempt was a success.
Jesus, what a fucking callback.
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Also, if you’re not as versed in the DEEPEST LORE as I am, Rose’s successful first attempt to commit suicide is not actually a reference to her being put into a robot body, it’s a reference to the suicide mission from Cascade that created the Green Sun and caused her (and Dave) to ascend to godhood. Suicide in one form or the other tends to follow the Strider-Lalonde family, as Dirk killed himself in Homestuck, and the Candy Dirk killed himself in the epilogues as well. Roxy being the odd man out there. Rose’s first suicide created canon. Her second one could end it. 
That was a step too far. Tensions that once simmered under the surface have found the catalyst for a boil. Terezi and Rosebot's repartee of words is replaced by the dissonant notes of clanging and smashing as they roll around on the floor of the crashed Theseus's central chambers, throwing punches and smashing into control panels in a crescendo of chaos.
I’m having some difficulty accepting that Terezi is able to successfully fight an angry robot. Vriska certainly couldn’t.
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Dirk’s irritated reference to the Bechdel Test irritates me, now, given that he’s supposed to be a stand-in from people who thought Homestuck went off the rails in Act 6. It’s kind of an obvious bitter shot at the fanbase. 
Also, and I get that he’s the bad guy and it’s supposed to be hypocritical, but Dirk Strider spent the entirety of Homestuck 1 whining about his feelings and didn’t really contribute to the “plot” in much of a meaningful way.
And...wow, yeah. That’s the whole update. It’s significantly shorter than all of the others, and the last update was also a bit shorter than the previous chapters. This is also the first chapter to directly follow from the previous one, and it sure looks like they did “two updates” this month by chopping off a chunk of a normal update and calling it it’s own thing. But they did have the big tall panel, at least, so that’s something. This is also the first double-update month, let’s be fair, so maybe we can call it a mulligan because they had short notice that they’d need two updates in February.  
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