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isabella-kr · 1 year

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(Y/N): Hey Captain, did you get my report?

Price: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

(Y/N): Good. Thanks, dad.

Price: ...

Ghost: ...

Soap: ...

Gaz: ...

(Y/N): Why is everyone staring at me?

Gaz: You just called Price ‘Dad’. You said, ‘Thanks, dad.’

(Y/N): What? No, I didn’t. I said, ‘Thanks, man.’

Price: Do you see me as a father figure?

(Y/N): No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Ghost: Hey! Show your father some respect.

(Y/N): I didn’t call him dad!

Price: No, no-no-no. I take it as a compliment.

Soap: It’s not a big deal. I called my ex ‘mom’ once.

(Y/N): Guys, jump on that. Soap has psycho-sexual issues.

Gaz: Old news. But you calling Price ‘daddy’-

(Y/N): Hey, ‘daddy’ is not on the table here.

Graves: But you did call him ‘dad’, dude.

(Y/N): You shut up, you’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

Graves: Alright, alright, I was lying about the hold-up, but that thing... that happened.

(Y/N): Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

Price: I believe you.

(Y/N): Thank you.

Price: ...kid

(Y/N): ...

Price: You wanna talk about it later, over a... game of catch?

(Y/N) ...I’d like that...

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the-oblivious-writer · 8 months

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Y/N: You think that because you love me and love has made you dumb

Tara: I disagree, if anything love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Y/N: That was big, I was really proud of you

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once-upon-an-imagine · 3 months

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Sirius: I know technically I'm not supposed to help out, but rules are made to be broken. Remus: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. You: Uh, piñatas. James: Glow sticks. Peter: Karate boards. You: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Sirius: Rules. Remus: ...

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pobbsarts · 7 months

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On a mission

Kuai: Wow, all of Outworld lost power.

Hanzo: You know, I’ve always kinda liked blackouts. Listen to how quiet it is. It’s so peaceful.

[ Outworld being Outworld. ]

Kuai: Nope, it immediately turned into a purge. Way to go, Outworld.

Hanzo: All right, let’s suit up!

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ms-rampage · 1 year

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Soap: "Price banned headphones in the office due to the Y/n incident."

Y/n listening to music, and dancing, while Ghost has some guy in a full nelson lock, while him and Gaz are calling out for Y/n

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fanaticallyfantastic · 3 months

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a great show (imo) and has some pretty funny lines.

Some lines I think are underrated:

Jake worrying about Terry and his kids: "they're gonna be orphans. Fatherless, mother-having orphans."

"Hey, we accidentally startled a man that has a genetic heart condition. If you really think about it, his parents killed him."

"I told you, it's not harassment unless you prove their intent to fart!" Terry saying this like he's tired of people coming to him about Hitchcock and Scully.

Gina: Good morning! Holt: For whom? Gina: For you-m.

"Because the cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves!"

"They're weak little children, Jake. One conk on the head was all it took."

"Look, even though I'm a scorpion, I will never drown your little frog ass."

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scarebats · 2 years

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(at a police precinct with that one officer that escorted mav and goose to top gun in the book)

mav and goose: *wearing police windbreakers*

the captain: no, no, no. they’re not cops, they cant be wearing any this!

the officer: it’s just windbreakers. it’s not like i gave them badges and guns.

mav and goose: *pulls out badges and guns*

the officer: uh, they have both of those things.

goose: they’re not loaded. we just wanted to cock one and say a cool cop catch phrase.

mav: *cocks his gun* san diegos finest just got a whole lot finer.

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blackpnk · 4 months

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Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #andre braugher #b99edit #tvedit #this news shattered me i loved him so much #i wanted to make something in honor of him so im making a gifset of his greatest moments from every season <3 #ray holt #raymond holt #tvfilm #*#gifs*#gifs #fun weird fact: cupcake match is my fave holt quote

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todayontumblr · 4 months

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Wednesday, December 13.

Andre Braugher, 1962-2023.

We are saddened by the news that actor Andre Braugher has passed away, aged 61, after a brief illness. But we are glad to celebrate the life and work of this deep-voiced, deadpan legend with a wealth of wonderful tributes from across the dashboard—as Tumblr pays tribute to this biggest, warmest of hearts the only way it knows how. Oh Captain, Our Captain.