#Burning Records

[adobe-outdesign]

If you haven't read the "Bunsen and Beaker's relationship" article on the Muppet Wiki you're missing out on a great summary of how the two have canonically gone from "could be read as gay but probably not intentionally" to "we're not even pretending these two are straight" over the years. these aren't even half of the entries btw

#muppets #the muppets #bunsen #beaker #bunsen honeydew #outdesign posts things #it's a shame their kiss was only in the live shows. there are recordings on youtube but most people don't even know those shows exist #still I'd argue this is the best slow-burn relationship in the muppets #'we shrunk your boyfriend. yeah he's fine he's just one sixteenth of his original size. sorry' #greatest hits

[drbtinglecannon]

In Knives Out Blanc wanted to do the murder mystery investigation with Marta so bad, but she was certain she was guilty so she spent a good amount of the movie avoiding/hiding stuff from him

Meanwhile in Glass Onion Helen was fucking carrying the investigation, even while accidentally getting drunk, and even went to investigation lengths Blanc was hesitant to do

#knives out #glass onion #ko: marta actively ruins evidence due to her perceived guilt. blanc knew the entire time she was innocent or ill intent #go: helen fucking diving forward to eavesdrop on duke/miles/whiskey better. helen tossing a tape recorder in birdie's bag. helen listening #in on lionel & claires freak out at the pool. helen did all the research on her sisters journals to get as into the role as possible #marta only standing up for her rightful inheritance at the end after everything vs helen down to ruin those shitheads from the start #i love these movies & the duality in the chars/victims & how it ends. marta gets the house. helen burns miles' down. its just!!!!! AHHH #i just rewatched knives out again so i can rewatch glass onion again tomorrow. im so normal about this series #tc posts #*of ill intent gdi. tumblr mobile let me edit tags

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: (not on record) DMV: BURNING CAN MEAN A LOT OF THINGS Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text BURNING #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

[fantasykiri5]

They’re so bad(boys)!!

#THEY SWITCHED TO THE SKINS TO RECORD TODAY IM GONNA LOOSE IT #anyways here’s your pathetic Minecraft bootleg greasers #featuring mullet Jim. he looks good with it #also featuring the background of their burning pad (boys) #my art #limited life #limited life fanart #traffic life smp #life smp fanart #Grian #Grian fanart #joel smallishbeans #Joel smallishbeans fanart #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity fanart #the bad boys #bad boys #they’re so bad guys please believe them c’mon they’re bad I prommy #dude joel doesn’t look so green drawn on his own but the second you put him next to anybody else he looks like a fucking grape #also the booby game on this Jim I’ve just drawn is unmatched. I’m very proud of that.

[ghostespresso]

staff logging on to tumblr dot com today

#staff sweetie i Promise you an algorithm would kill this webbed site #changing the way reblogs look/work would Absolutely kill this webbed site too #this is a Blogging Platform i dont want it to be like tiktok or twitter jesus #if you NEED to change something literally listen to the the Tumblr Users you pretend you cant hear #if money is what you need make your userbase Happy and you should be fine #the shop is fine blaze posts are fine ad free subscriptions are fine but dont get rid of shit that Works For You in favor of making money #someone really laced up their clown boots today im. so tired staff please dont #tumblr staff #EDIT: staff updated their original post to say we were all misunderstanding but #that doesnt stop the post from being stupid #the whole post was worded for Investors and then presented to the userbase #if you say 'we have big changes planned!' and dont put in the 'as options' its Your Fault that people read it as 'were changing everything' #staff isnt stupid. they know how they Should have worded it better than what they did #so yeah. someone Did lace up their clown boots before they hit post #edit pt 2 lol for the record i dont think tumblr would actually go through with all their changes in that post #they know how the userbase is and there are A Lot of us #i just dont like how? idk. condescending? the post sounded #and out of every place on the internet being being burned alive in the name of money #tumblr is the one place i know enough about to be Actually mad at lol #ive really liked some stuff staff has done in recent years #but talking to your userbase that way wasnt one

[shootingstarrfish]

mammon! a very good boy 4/7 :,D levi's up next!! time to decide on the order of the last 2!

#yipee we're getting there!!! kinda excited to do the side characters but ill start that when the bros are done :) #i have a horrendous track record of being way too overambitious and burning out kinda early on sooo #obey me #mammon #obey me mammon #om! mammon #omswd

[takadanobaba]

Yet another progress video on the submas Stardew Valley mod I’ve been working on with the help of the wonderful @xdoctorsparklex ! (She wrote the script and I coded it in! Thank you so much!!)

This would be their introduction event! Along with their own individual heart events, we’ll also have a main plot featuring the twins revitalizing the abandoned train station and more! ^^

EDIT: The second introduction event has been posted here!

#submas #pokemon #stardew valley #sdv mods #ingo #emmet #nobori #kudari #subway to stardew #subway to stardew terminal station #thylak art #A few minor nitpicks that I need to fix #Like the inconsistency with the e in pokemon #But the whole event is like 6 minutes long and I've had enough with trying to record things perfectly #Sorry if I click too fast/slow/etc. I've read this dialogue so much it's burned into my mind #I have no idea how fast a normal person would read it #ALSO INGO REFUSES TO ALIGN IN THE CENTER OF THE TILE TO MATCH WITH EMMET AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT #So he gets an uncomfortable handshake with Morris

[the-four-eyed-stray]

I loved the part in the Magnus Archives where Jane Prentiss said "it's wormin' time," and wormed all over the place

#If u can't tell i am listening to the Magnus Archives #Am i late to the party? #yes probably #do I care #no #I love it sm #just finished Burned Out tho but I am having a good time #heheheheh stanky little rat man in his little rat archive with his little rat statements and little rat tape recorder #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #tma #jonathan sims #jane prentiss #this joke has probably been made before #but we're here anyway

[scribblemakes]

Isn't it so cool how Wyll Ravengard invented romance, thank you mr Ravengard

[ID: Two coloured sketches of Wyll Ravengard and a player character from Baldur's Gate 3. The player character is a taller, muscled, elf with green eye makeup and long dark hair. The first image shows them touching foreheads. The second shows them together in bed, the player character kissing Wyll's jaw, with an acorn to the side. They look happy in both images. /End ID]

#wyll ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #ocs #Rel'maen #For people who read tags: #I love this man a whole lot he's so everything to me #Got SERIOUS burn out and my whole life changed over the past few months and this game's rescuing my need to create #TWO OCs out of this game it's really beating my track record of making original characters #I have a tiefling wizard I love a whole lot too so maybe I'll show him off some time #Anyway I'm just going to post art when I want to now rather than stressing out about it and trying to schedule it #Thank you for reading these I hope you're having a lovely day

[wormtime123]

you know what i’m not done yet actually nosy neighbors are SO fascinating. bigb still under the shadow of betraying cleo insisting he’s grown as a person and pearl going out of her way to meet as many people as she can and make a day 1 friend after what happened with scott last time. two people with something to prove in different directions. on all fronts they are a recipe for disaster and yet i can’t help hoping they make something out of it

#haven’t gotten to bigb’s pov yet for the record but yeah. i have fun here #insane people love watching the inevitable crash and burn of life series alliances #limited life spoilers #limited life smp

[paracunt]

David Byrne on Twitter. -> Record Store Day Locations

#i refuse to call it X btw #david byrne #paramore #burning down the house #hard times #record store day 2024 #record store day #talking heads

[p4nishers]

thinking about the relationship between mightily oats' "the worthwhile [words] don't burn" and constable dorfl's "the words in the heart cannot be taken"

#especially the journey both of them had to go through to get to the point of saying that. like the whole of carpe jugulum oats was so TORN #and before that too about what words could you believe and who could you really trust on their word about om and the prophets and he went #out of his way to look up records disproving what the book of om said bc he KNEW nothing they said could be believed and just all the pain #and all that doubt he went thru and the part where he questioned om's 'infinite compassion' as he prayed bc really what compassion? #how many people prayed at the stake just like he was doing in that moment? how many people had to live with the silence of their god just #like he did? but still when his book of om – that he clung to the whole book for reassurance – burned he said the worthily words don't burn #the worthily words are in the heart and in the mind and not feed into his mouth by old man who just #made things up to justify their actions. he had all the words he needded the whole time and holiness was always all around him. he just had #to look #and dorfl being created with words in his head that dictated his every move . words that chained him. then he and the other golems created #'king' for themselves in the hope he'd lead them to freedom but they put too many words in his head and he failed and carrot gave dorfl his #own freedom and his own words and that lead to dorfl destroying his well child basically and destroying himself in the process but the word #in his heart his OWN words remained and they were able to rebuilt him and vimes give him a voice and his words and belief remained in him b #they were always his #god. sorry for the ramble im severally unwell about them #mightily oats #constable dorfl #carpe jugulum #feet of clay #gnu terry pratchett #discworld

[almondcroissantsandink]

Is it possible to get ratioed by the company you work for (asking for a friend)

#succession #succession fanart #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #tomgreg #(but in like a collusion in white collar crime way) #besties I just got to the episode where the inquiry committee found tom and was like can we ask you some questions lol #and he was like #I'll be right back #and he and greg burned the rest of the papers but greg KEPT SOME and then also recorded their convos?? #the stress i feel watching that show #also I want/plan to draw shiv/roman/kendall but literally every scene they're in is so sad like give them a break #fanart #digital art #ALSO #*adds ortalan symbolism to the burning of papers in the dead of night*

[driftingvoid-155]

Real reason they burned down the building in fnaf 6 was bc the IRS showed up. They were just gonna let the animatronics run around in that labyrinth of vents hamster style for forever but least to say the moment Mike saw those agents he was quick to pull the ‘fire’ alarm and it wasn’t water that came out of the sprinklers.

#Twas gasoline #Mike had the matchbook in his pocket ready to go #told Henry to say something to distract the agents and he spit such an epic monologue #they didn’t notice mike burning their lack of tax records #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #crack theory #my hcs #michael afton #fnaf 6 #taking tax evasion to a whole other level

[die-schwanenkoenigin]

...now imagine they stayed together.

#aloy #seyka #aloy x seyka #horizon forbidden west spoilers #burning shores #horizon forbidden west #hfw #hfw spoilers #ownedit #tagged:sk #im sorry but there can never be enough gifsets #i shouldve probably set the game to 60 fps before recording #anyway #i am in love with them

[klanced]

Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)

lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)

keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)

#voltron #klance #honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting #if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights. #trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas. #meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record #like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good #sorry i just like talking about the law #speaking of which let me go on a tangent #i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert. #and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops #keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will. #keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY. #cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard #keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED. #cop: okay but you're out after curfew-- #keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW? #keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter. #keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW. #keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night #sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags #i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys #keith #lance #lance: (freaking out) #keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law) #shitpost #ask #anonymous #otp: we are a good team