#COMING SOON TO OWN ON DVD

[8bityinyang]

A very bad edit that I made of an image on MyFreeTextures.com (full credits for the original image go to MyFreeTextures) that I made based on those "coming soon to dvd" type screens on movie DVD's I watched as a kid in the late 2000s.

Link to the original picture: here

#8bityinyang #nostalgia #gen z #frutiger aero #y2k #image edit #helvetica aqua aero #gen z nostalgia #2000s kid nostalgia #2000s kid #coming soon to own on video & dvd

[genshins1mpact]

#genshin impact #genshin meme #genshin memes #genshin impact memes #genshin impact meme #aerinposting #genshins1mpact #aerin.jpg #genshinimpact #sumeru #genshin on switch (totally not clickbait) #aether #coming soon to own on dvd and video #(skeleton underwater meme)

[awebkinzblog]

So, what is our objective here?

Are we RESCUING lonely letters?

Or just looking at them?

#coming soon to own on video and dvd

[gloriousmonsters]

just saw a PSA telling ST fanfic authors that DVDs didn't exist in 1986... oh babies...

#i still remember the COMING SOON TO OWN ON VHS AND DVD #or VIDEO AND DVD #and i was born in 1995 so i'm very much at the tail end of VHS #but it's so wild to think that kids would think (a) DVDs are Old Technology that no longer really exists #(b) they existed in the 80s #bc to them they're just What We Did Before Streaming

[marypsue]

Hello!! At the risk of sounding quite whiny I’ve got the rona and am quarantine and I was wondering you any sneak peek Sunday/Tuesday itd bits you could share?

Not whiny at all, anon! I'm sorry to hear it and I hope for a speedy and complete recovery for you! Have a dash of Max and El friendship from former heroes.

...

“You’re sure he’s not coming back here?”

El nods her head. Her bangs are sticking up over the top of the borrowed bandana she’s wearing as a blindfold. Even with her eyes covered, Max gets the eerie feeling that El’s looking right through her. Like Max isn’t even there. Or maybe like El isn’t. “He’s…stopped driving. There’s a sign. No…” She frowns, and the drop of blood under her nose threatens to drip onto Max’s carpet. Max hands her a tissue, and El presses it to her nose. “No Tree- Tress…”

“No Trespassing?” Max asks, and El nods. “Great. Then he’s out getting baked in the woods behind the lab with that loser Tommy. He won’t be back for a couple hours.” She grins, and leans over to turn off her boom box, which has been blaring static noise at them for the last five minutes. “Perfect.”

“What are we looking for?” El asks, pushing Max’s bandana up onto her forehead. It makes the ends of her bangs stand straight up.

Max shrugs. “Anything that looks Russian, I guess. Come on.”

She puts out an arm to stop El before pushing open the door to Billy’s room, ignoring the KEEP OUT sign on it just as surely as Billy’s ignoring the No Trespassing – Government Property sign at the lab right now. “Careful what you touch. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of Billy’s garbage is actually radioactive.”

El frowns the frown that Max has come to know as ‘storing a new word to look up later’.

“Radioactive,” Max repeats. “Hazardous to human health. Like nuclear waste. Or the contents of Billy’s trash can.” She thinks about that for a second, and adds, “Oh, and if you see a tissue or a sock crumpled up somewhere? Do not touch it.” She shudders. “Trust me.”

El looks at her with solemn horror in her eyes, and nods.

Unfortunately, there are no convenient letters written entirely in Cyrillic or mysterious envelopes full of cash or anything lying around. Billy’s room is a veritable buffet of nothing, nothing, and more nothing. Also, it reeks of cheap cologne, smoke, and teenage boy sweat.

“Ugh,” Max says, slamming the drawer of Billy’s bedside table on the stack of dirty magazines inside. She’d leafed through all of them, just in case Billy’d tucked secret Russian correspondence in between the pages thinking nobody’d look there. But all she’d gotten for her trouble was an eyeful of a whole bunch of tan, lean, half-dressed women who all seem to be contortionists, and (disgusting!) sticky fingers. And the information that Billy’s got a Playgirl stuffed way in the back of the drawer, hidden behind the Maxims and Penthouses. Max is storing that ammunition for future use, if necessary. Billy will probably kill her for snooping in his room if she ever has to use it, but. Mutually assured destruction. “This is getting us nowhere.”

She leans back against the bedside table, crossing her arms as she thinks. “If I thought Lucas could get anywhere near Billy without Billy trying to murder him, I’d say the best way to find out would be to just ask Billy and see if he lies, but…”

El looks up from the heavy metal cassette she’s been studying with all the apparent focus and concentration of an archaeologist examining a mystery object pulled from a grave site. “Billy tries to kill Lucas?”

Max huffs in the back of her throat. She almost chokes on it. “Has tried. When you left to close the Gate, last fall?” She hugs herself, and then remembers what must be on her fingers and winces, holding out both hands at arm’s length. “He’s a homicidal nutcase. You really won the stepsibling lottery.” She looks around the room again, at the total lack of incriminating evidence, and makes up her mind. “And I have to go wash my hands.”

El puts the tape down and follows Max into the bathroom in thoughtful silence. Max is just drying her hands off on a towel when El asks, apparently out of the blue, “How do you deal with Billy? When he…” She seems to struggle for the right words for a moment, before saying, “When he’s trouble?”

“It’s been a lot easier since I offered to nail his nuts to the floor,” Max says, and El’s eyebrows shoot up. “Sorry. That probably doesn’t help you. Sara’s probably fluent in languages other than violence.” She pushes open the bathroom door, leading El back out into the hall. “Why? Is something going on with her?”

It takes El until they’re all the way back in Max’s room to answer that.

“No,” she says, just when Max is starting to think she’s not going to answer at all. “I don’t know.”

El spins the silver bangle on her wrist around once, twice, three times, before she says, “It’s not – with Will and Jonathan. It wasn’t…” She waves a hand through the air, frowning in frustration, like she’s trying to brush away the cobwebs between her and the words she wants. “Like this.”

“Like it is with Sara?” Max asks, and El nods. “Okay, but that wasn’t the same situation, either, was it? I mean, yeah, you kind of live with Will sometimes, and his mom looks after you…but he and his brother don’t come stay with you.”

“Will stays over, sometimes,” El says. “When you all do.”

“Not the same. And Hopper hasn’t been looking after them, not the way Mrs. B does for you. Right?”

El frowns a little more, putting her head a bit to one side as she chews that over. “Right.”

“But Sara’s living with you. She came out of nowhere, you barely know her, but suddenly there she is, sharing your house. Sharing your dad. Sharing your life.” Max gives her head a shake, flopping onto the bed. “Of course it feels weird. It’d be weird if it didn’t feel weird.”

El lowers herself onto the end of Max’s bed, carefully folding first one leg, then the other, so her ankles are crossed and her knees stick out to either side. She grips her ankles with both hands and leans back a little, still frowning thoughtfully at nothing much in particular.

“But I do know Sara,” she says, after what looks like the most careful consideration she’s maybe ever given anything in her life.

“Yeah, now. And living with somebody’s always different from just knowing them. Trust me.” Max rolls her eyes. “You don’t really know anybody until you’ve run into them coming out of the bathroom in their underwear in the middle of the night.”

El gives that a dose of consideration, too, and then a solemn nod.

“Joyce helped me make Hop a robe. For Christmas,” she says, a slow smile blooming over her face as she leans toward Max like she’s going to share a secret. Max leans toward her, too, listening carefully. “He needed it.”

Max tries, and fails, not to conjure the mental image. She gives an exaggerated wince and a shudder, and El laughs.

#also hang on because I am halfway through the last scene but one of the time loop fic #so like. if you have any interest in that. it's Coming Soon To Own On DVD And Video #chatter #this is mary's fic tag #stranger things #the hawkins indiana psychic baby boom #former heroes who quit too late

[furtiveseal]

It's been a month and a half and I still haven't fully recovered from seeing Across The Spiderverse. I have Tetris syndrome about Spiderman. My first viewing had me smiling for the entire runtime in a way only series finales can usually achieve. It single-handedly made superheroes relevant to my hyperfixations again. Do you understand why this is my new favourite movie

#i need to buy the dvd as soon as it comes out i'm not joking #and i don't even own any dvds #seal talks #across the spiderverse #spiderverse

[shwarmii]

it's just me and my Homegoods' autumn leaf print in black microfiber blanket against the world

#i apologize if im being incoherent tonight. its bc i am chatty when ive gone without sleep for too long #all the lines are blurred. the filter is gone. i am just gonna say/do anything to distract from thiS STUPID FUCKING NAUSEA AHHH #v tempted to watch a ghibli movie on my phone if this keeps up. ive been nauseous fOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT. STOP IT #ive heard of/experienced painsomnia before (insomnia induced by pain). but is nauseomnia a thing?? idk how to spell #me all the time: boo streaming sucks. own movies instead. but the dvd #also me: i am buying these movies to stream from my phone whenever i am sick/have an attack #incredibly illegal that MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER doesnt have my FAVORITE DUB EVER on streaming anywhere #like bitch Castle Of Cagliostro saved my fucking life bc i was stuck in a pitch dark room with no electrocity and it was in #a strange house and my family was on the opposite side of the house and i was having my first anxiety/panic attack #and i had a fear of the dark and thought i was gonna die. so then i went ''might as well watch something nice while i die'' and my #portable dvd player was all charged up and i had brought 8 dvds with me. i was like 10? maybe younger. and one of them was #Lupin III: Castle Of Cagliostro bc my dad was a Miyazaki nut as SOON as the movies were coming out with English dubs #of course he was grabbing Miyazaki's directorial debut. and David Hayter voice Lupin/the Manga Studios dub iS BETTER #bob bergen as Lupin's english va in Caglisotro is FINE but so much is clunky and unnatural about that dub's script #aND YET ITS THE VERSION ON ALL THE STREAMING VERSIONS. AND NOT THE MANGA STUDIOS DUB. smh let me watch mY #FAVORITE/COMFORT MOVIE WHILE IM SICK. DAVID HAYTER'S VOICE IS PIVOTAL TO MY ENJOYMENT. I AM ATTACHED #someone either let me download that movie onto my phone or else surgically remove Whatever Is Causing My Nausea pls and thanks #diary dump #shwarmi #me

[nofollowgame]

🔶 watching movies at bo's site in No Follow 「game」 :: File #000004

#no follow game #neocities #windows media player #coming soon to own on video & dvd #buffering #gif #no follow

[scatterbrainedgremlin-writesshit]

More of this Cursed Witch Ninjago Fic: Other Characters

Some of these were drawn using bases (I can’t draw people for the life of me), and some were using a character creator website/app.

FIRST UP THE RAVEN FAMILY:

Aris is a cursed witch, and has a mouse dragon familiar she named Rolo and a mouse dragon roomate/child named Squeakums. She’s wanted mostly due to the fact that she’s cursed and considered dangerous, despite not actually hurting anyone. She finds Lloyd on his own and offers him a place to stay until he can find the others, even enrolls him in one of the schools so she can at least know he’s safe during the day. She’s powerful in most types of magic, but not all. 

Mars was adopted by Aris and then kidnapped by the emperor. He has a hawk familiar named Phoinex. He got the nickname Singe after nearly burning down the school he attended (the same one Aris sends Lloyd to). He’s a budding fire mage, but due to the amount of shit the emperor put him through, he’s a little wary of using his magic. Kai and Zane find him in a hidden cell and free him, growing even more sus of the emperor. He’s the only one to ever see the emperor, though they were wearing a griffin’s mask and pelt. He’s about 16 years old at the time of Kai and Zane finding him.

This is rough;y what Rolo looks like, plus little dragon wings.

This is Phoinex. Very protective and lover of shiny objects.

Here’s what Aris’s griffin form looks like. The scars are from the emperor’s guards trying to arrest her.

This is Squeakums, he’s a little shit. He will steal all of your left socks. His favorite spot to sleep is peoples heads and laps and if you try to wake him up and move he will scream about it for an hour. Aris found him in a pet shop and he followed her home because she smelled like fibsh.

NOW FOR THE OTHER STUDENTS THAT LLOYD GETS TO BEFRIEND: I’m going youngest to oldest

Pluto the feral enby. They use all pronouns, but have a preference for they/them. Down for stabbing a man, especially if that man is the emperor. They’re a budding ice mage, but also in illusion and beast wrangling classes at school. They have a pet ice dragon named Frostsnap. They’re also the youngest of the friend group at 14 years old and have a leopard familiar named Silver.

Terra’s very sweet, but she will beat someone to death if they say something rude about her friends. She’s a budding earth mage, which includes rocks, minerals, crystals, and plants. She has a buffalo familiar named Geode. She can often be found laying in the dirt or grass during her down time. She’s also fairly young at 15 years old.

Venus is a budding love mage, and is also in the potions class at school. She has a rabbit familiar named Persephone. She’s very particular when it comes to her potions and also her cooking and baking. She’s the same age as Terra and just as feral as Pluto.

Saturn is a budding air/wind mage and is also in bard and healing magic classes at school. Him and Mars were practically brothers before he got kidnapped. He can play a lot of instruments, including wind instruments. He has a hummingbird familiar named Droplet. He’s 16 years old.

Neptune is the oldest of the friend group and the mom friend. She’s a budding water mage, and in illusions and healing classes at school. She has a boar-croc familiar named Sobek. If she’s mad you should run, because she’s crazy powerful and not afraid to kick ass.

There’s two others, Headmaster Moon and Nova Brightthorn, but they’re more side characters that show up very little. Moon has a raven familiar named Eclipse, and Nova has a snake familiar named Abomination. Nova’s magic reminds Lloyd a little too much like his dads powers.

#sorry not sorry for how long this is #they do have school uniforms #but idk how to get them on here without fucking up the quality #ninjago #ninjago fic #i swear im sane #all of the familiars can turn into staffs and also size up to be ridden like horses #If you look up boar croc on google that's what Neptune's familiar is #More plot coming soon to own on DVD

[akkivee]

just saw a tweet from a jp bat stan that was basically a forewarning to their followers that when the dvd cover for bat’s live drops they will be very not normal about it and yeah lmao

yeah

#this is vee speaking #should happen month from now like mid/late mid feb #maybe we’ll get lucky and it’ll be at the end of january lol #like we have a livestream at the end of the week!!!!!!!! ey???? 😏😏😏ey?????😏😏😏 #last night a hypster fc notification popped up that started like ‘8th live bluray dvd illustration—‘ #and my own blood pressure spiked for a second before remembering the dhmtc goods were supposed to go on sale soon lmao #so i’m sure that’s where that tweet was coming from lmao #*sighs* bat 8th live in two months…………………… soon………………. 🔜

[theworldiswhispering]

*grinding teeth like a PhD candidate at an academic conference* I will not be petty about the interpretation of specific minuscule constructs.

#this is about knightcore playlists on spotify. #they're not BAD per se and i get where they're coming from but. you have knight aesthetic you do not have knight CORE #where is the SELF SACRIFICE #where is the STRICT LOYALTY TO A HIGHER POWER #contrasted with QUESTIONING HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH TO GIVE #where is the balance between willingly sacrificing for the greater good and losing your own identity and how much does that matter??? #anyways i will not just tear down other people's work so i made my own playlist #coming soon to own on dvd and video #also found out i have never ever spelled minuscule right #anyways knightcore loses some of its spice when you lose the righteousness and self sacrifice idk

[knight-engale]

I'm finally actually drawing something and it's very cute <3

#delete later #coming soon to own on dvd and video

[jicklet]

the DA2 startup is the like the freaking THX logo. Why is that dang dragon so loud D:

#v play dragon age 2 #me: clicks on da2 #this freaking dragon: COMING SOON!!! TO OWN!!!!! ON DVD AND VIDEO— #Me: racing back across the room to slam the mute button on my keyboard

[1990s-2000s]

#COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD #90s #2000s #y2k

[amazingmsme]

Finished inside job season 2 so now I’ll actually finish the inside job headcanons that’ve been sitting in my drafts for ages

#inside job #inside job headcanons #coming soon to own on video and dvd #aka probably tomorrow #tonight if i’m productive #poor reagan #i just want ny boss ass bitch to be happy

[godzexperiment]

"Close your eyes and listen to the sweet sounds of music." She commanded in a fake voice a yoga instructor might use. Once she was sure no eyes were on her, she pulled out the four feet long, cylindrical didgeridoo from it's hiding space behind the opened door. Then she started to play it. It was quite a feat to maintain her embouchure while she was fighting laughter.

Eyes rolled before closing; slightly opening back up at the sound however. Playfully tugging his hood to cover his ears. "Oh no who on this rock let you have that."

#<< movements of the air around >> asks #ic. #welcometothevale #(he's joking but also i know first hand how loud they can be and nix is probably like 'not even the drummer grade ear protection helps me') #(his very own version of 'coming soon to dvds and theaters near you' jumpscare xD)