#Chunk

[crypitd]

Handling a Fledgling Turkey Vulture for Fat Bird Friday

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© Harlen Chen

#Fledgling Turkey Vulture #turkey vulture #vulture #baby bird #bird #fat bird #fbf #fat bird friday #fluffy #round #borb #chonk #chunk #art #illustration #🐦 #burb #birb #digital art #HC #regular content #2023 #animal #animals #rotund #la creatura

[chunkfunkgunk-offishal]

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the SEA BUNNY:

10/10 Chunk

9.2/10 Funk

10/10 Gunk

For Easter, I thought it would be fitting to rate the sea bunny! These little guys are REALLY little, they’re less than an inch long- Since they’re nudibranchs, which by definition have no bones or shells, these squishy little fellas get maximum chunk. Sea bunnies are super recognizable and adorable with their little “ears” and “fur” (both are actually sensory organs), high funk. Nudibranchs are slimy little guys, and sea bunnies in specific are actually super slimy and poisonous, so of course they have maximum gunk.

Overall Rating: 10/10

They’re so cute, like- they’re SO cute- LOOK AT THEMMM!!!

Sorry for disappearing for a while again! Happy Easter (for those who celebrate) and happy pastel bunny day for all those who don’t!

I personally just enjoy Easter for all of the cute pastels and bunnies everywhere haha

#chunk funk gunk #chunk #funk #gunk #sea bunny #sea slug #nudibranch #nudibranchs #sea slugs #ocean #ocean animals #sea creatures #sea critters #marine animals #asks open

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #chunk #tortoiseshell #co #colorado

[retropopcult]

The Goonies (1985)

#Ke Huy Quan #Sean Astin #Josh Brolin #Corey Feldman #Jeff Cohen #Data #Chunk #Mouth #Mikey Walsh #Brand Walsh #treasure map #Astoria #Oregon #80s movie #Goon Docks #Steven Spielberg #vintage #1980s

[toadalled]

Dunkleosteus? More like Chunkleosteus!

#my art #dunkleosteus #chunk #fish #placoderm #Kieran #those new size estimates are something else #They squish the fish

[saltwife]

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Chunky yet Funky! It’s 32 Chunk, so fat he looks like he might explode! What a lad.

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Image description: Digital illustration of an enormously fat brown bear, with multiple fat rolls, and a scar on his nose, sitting down. Bubble letter text reads “CHUNK”

#bears #brown bears #grizzly bears #fat bears #katmai bears #chunk #32 chunk #art #my art #my bears #seriously this is how he looks #like a potato #beartato #or a walrus #what a king #wonderfully fat

[yeahiwasintheshit]

#chunk #groundhog

[crypitd]

Pitiful Tawny Frogmouth Chick for Sleepy Bird Sunday

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© Harlen Chen

#tawny frogmouth #tawny frogmouth chick #chick #pitiful #eepy #sleepy bird sunday #sbs #sleepy #frogmouth #bird #fat bird #fluffy #round #borb #chonk #chunk #art #illustration #🐦 #burb #birb #digital art #HC #regular content #2023 #animal #animals #rotund

[bongwateriero]

chunk 😭😭

#CHUNK #rat posts #dunes #ls dunes

[chunkfunkgunk-offishal]

how about a pacific spiny lumpsucker :)

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the PACIFIC SPINY LUMPSUCKER:

5/10 Chunk

10/10 Funk

9/10 Gunk

Once again we come across a creature I had never heard of before today. Apparently they’re very bony, but since they have such a square shape to them I give them a little chunk. They have a very very funky look and a strange gimmick, high funk. These fish are also very slimy (as found in my brief googling of them), high gunk.

Overall: 9/10

Its eyes are so full of hope. Its mouth is always agape in a state of wonder. Its tummy goes suck suck.

It is beautiful.

#chunk funk gunk #chunk #funk #gunk #pacific spiny lumpsucker #lumpsucker #spiny lumpsucker #lumpfish #ocean #ocean animals #cool fish #fish #asks open

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #bonded pair #chunk #chub #solid grey #solid gray #wv #west virginia #submission

[critter-wizard]

sketch'd bookin' life drawin' ect ect

#art #grimm art #oc #ocs #critter crew #critter #static #life drawing #impmon #beelzemon #chunk #garret garret gilbert #artists on tumblr #artistic nudity #werewolves

[link-sans-specs]

That's not a song, you suckling coffee squib!

GMM870

Testing the Concert Poncho

#gmm #gmm 870 #chunk #link neal #rhett mclaughlin #link sans specs #link sans sleeves #oh hello arms 💪 #rock on 🤘 #link in a wig #eye makeup #skin tight zebra pants #those are some very tight pants #ahem 👀 #good gracious #the shape of him #sexy beastie #music man 🎶 #playing the recorder #sigh #imma be thinking about those arms and those tight pants all day... #he stands ever so nicely #my edit

[why-i-love-comics]

Titans: Beast World #4 (2024)

written by Tom Taylor art by Lucas Meyer & Romulo Fajardo, Jr.

#peacemaker #chunk #chester runk #christopher smith #DC #wednesday spoilers #spoilers #comic spoilers

[chernobog13]

Chunk's confession is pure cinematic gold!

#The Goonies #Chunk #Jeff Cohen #Jake Fratelli #Robert Davi

[jellybeanfeind]

Magic in Astrozoda behaves less like an innate force of nature and more like a coding language that hasn’t been updated since it was originally written. This means that spellcrafting is an extremely powerful but extremely dangerous line of study; amazing discoveries have been made entirely on accident, but so have a lot of…less fortunate occurrences. But for every For loop that ends in catastrophic disaster, there are a dozen misspelt attributes or misread commands that lead to Astrozoda’s cultures, landscapes, and wildlife being peppered with the screw-ups of spellcrafters past. And chickens, being plentiful, are often tragic test subjects.

The cockatrice is among the most populous and ancient of these screw-ups. Whoever first made one did so well over five hundred years ago, so their exact intentions are unknown, but very few modern scholars entertain the idea that the cockatrice was what they were actually trying to make. Cockatrices can occur if a snake nests eggs in magically-enhanced henhouses, but with improvements to homesteading magic, this has become rare. Nonetheless, breeding populations of cockatrices are well-established in warm-temperate regions where poultry farms and wild snakes co-occur. In some of these regions, they have out-competed other mid-sized carnivores to the point that some areas have experienced local extinctions of foxes or bobcats.

The chunk and the long chicken are more modern in origin. Both are the work of (in)famous spellcrafter Atticus Owle, whose various discoveries (and screw-ups) over his career ended in his sudden disappearance about thirty years ago. Both of these animals were crafted with the original intention of increasing the meat output of domestic poultry without selective breeding to the point of debilitating deformity; he’d hoped that the long chicken in particular would replace the popular broiler chicken breed, and that the chunk would reduce hunting stress on ducks. Unfortunately, long chickens are far too dangerous to farm, and chunks are much better at hiding than ducks, in addition to not being any bigger.

The chunk lives in rivers and shallow lakes, where it hides close to the bottom to ambush prey that ventures too close. When no fish are nearby, chunks will swim slowly in the direction of the water’s flow, allowing their markings to help disguise their movement. Chunks beach only to nest, but they will rarely do so in the territories of humanoids; they are apparently quite intelligent, and only a few safe locations are known to hide their nests. Fishers in regions with established populations of chunks will often leave fishmeal bait a few hundred paces away from their fishing spots, to keep the birds well-sated so as to leave the largest fish for the fishers.

Long chickens are quite the mystery all of their own. The spell creating them was apparently supposed to simply create “large” chickens, but clearly, something went wrong. Owle reportedly hypothesized that chickens are descended of much larger animals, but in trying to unearth the supposed ancestor, made something far more difficult to farm. Long chickens are cooperative hunters, living in disorganized packs of around thirty individuals, and they primarily use their immense speed and high numbers to simply overwhelm prey animals. Though they are only about two feet tall at the shoulder, flocks of long chickens have reportedly been sighted felling moose.

Chittens and nuggets are the result of more elementary-level spellcrafting errors, but simplicity in the mistake does not equate simplicity in the consequences. Chittens were intended to be a sort of “designer” pet, to retain kitten-like cuteness its whole life and to come in a variety of colors. While they do certainly live up to this purpose, and indeed are very popular pets, feral populations are also now established, and these feral colonies have led to the discovery of some previously-unknown effects of their origins.

To dissuade potential animal abuse, a condition was written in their creation spell which could inflict immense dread upon someone knowingly harming a chitten. This had additional conditions attached to it, such that the condition would not affect anyone acting in self-defense, or in the chitten’s best interests, or for the safety of others, but these components were written in less-stable terms, and some feral populations of chittens have become nearly impossible to remove as a result. Even local predators cannot face them; wolves living near feral chitten colonies not only avoid chittens, but they secondarily will avoid anything that looks or smells like one. This has led to some interesting changes in these areas, where cuteness has converged on an aposematic condition, and other prey animals will mimic the round head and colorful eyes of a chitten to avoid being eaten.

Nuggets, on the other hand, are harmlessly filling an ecological niche they found completely on accident. Like every other animal featured here, nuggets were created on accident by a spellcrafter’s poor proofreading, however they have no exceptional features that endow them with the ability to out-compete much of anything. They’re basically hamsters. Conveniently enough, their invention coincided with a terrible plague which had devastated a small region’s populations of mice and squirrels. Releasing nuggets into the area prevented the drop in rodent population from negatively impacting higher trophic levels, and now they are a staple worldwide, as common as mice.

More “important” information on Astrozoda to come, I was just possessed by the need to make sure these chickens were seen.

#feind’s artwork #feind's worldbuilding #Astrozoda #chicken #cockatrice #long chicken #chunk #chitten #nugget #speculative biology #specbio #speculative zoology #worldbuilding