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#Coulrophobia
orangechickenpillow · 3 months
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Bg3 as unhinged posts 12/?
Part 11
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pollie-pockets · 4 months
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Clown lalaloopsy transparents
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thecoulrologist · 8 months
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Here's hoping he doesn't breach containment ;o)
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thestuffedalligator · 3 months
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“How many daughters do you have, Phobos?”
Phobos thought about this. “Just off the top of my head, sir?”
“Sure,” Zeus said.
Phobos told him.
“Holy shit,” Zeus said.
“We’re a very busy household, sir,” Phobos said.
Zeus sat back in his chair with a cushiony hissing noise.
There was a drinking bird toy on Zeus’s desk. It bobbled, tilted forward, and plunged its beak into the liver of a model figurine Prometheus before it bobbled upright again.
The bird toy plunged. It bobbled. It plunged again.
Finally, Zeus said: “Phobos, I want you to understand that nobody understands a father’s love for their children more than me.”
Phobos said nothing. It was the safest bet.
“And as my grandson, I want you to know that I love the opportunity to meet my great-grandchildren as often as I can. Except that maybe…”
“Sir?”
“Maybe,” Zeus said in the delicate tone of the diplomat, “maybe we don’t have to bring all of them to family meetings?”
“They hardly ever have the chance to visit, sir.”
“I know, I know, and I’m not asking for none of them to visit. I’d like to see more of Nyctophobia or Thanatophobia, they’re smart girls, and – ha, yes, Astraphobia, there’s a girl who understands my work. But possibly – possibly – Claustrophobia could stay home?”
“She spends all day shut in, sir. It’s good for her to get out in the fresh air more often.”
Zeus nodded. He chose not to mention the time that Athena had been found locked in a cupboard. Nobody had seen who pushed her in there – there was no real proof, but…
“And it has to be said that Apollo finds Coulrophobia possibly just a bit…”
“She’s just expressing herself, sir. He should appreciate that more, as a patron of the arts.” There was just possibly a glitter of an edge in his tone.
“Well – yes, but – face paint and balloon animals? Would we call that art?”
Phobos considered this. “I don’t know much about art, but I know what makes my daughter happy, sir.”
“All I ask is that in the future, we might think how others might react to the presence of your daughters and be considerate of their feelings.”
Phobos thought of this. “Possibly, sir,” he said at last. “Definitely worth considering.”
Zeus nodded. Then his attention turned to the sticky-looking child in Phobos’s lap. “This one is…?”
Phobos brightened up. “Arachibutyrophobia, sir,” he said. “One of our youngest, we’re very proud of her.”
The sticky-looking child stared unblinking at Zeus. Then, without looking away, she reached into the jar she was holding, took a handful of gooey peanut butter and put it into her mouth.
Zeus felt a sickly shiver run up his spine. It was a horrible thought, but he had to admit that they were very creepy children.
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racecarart · 8 months
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FE4 fans expecting a reveal next Direct (it's me I'm FE4 fans)
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divnydoodles · 28 days
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✨Circus AU concept arts! The Martin, Mari, n Mander 🎪 (Mari belongs to @cherrychan-0110)
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honkmesilly · 1 year
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My Art the Clown Hcs
warning for nsfw / adult content / fluff
SFW vvvvv
If you sleep with a hair wrap or bonnet on he has to also sleep with one.
He has fluffy hair underneath his cap and it’s always extremely messy. Alternatively he is actually bald and likes you to draw on his shiny dome.
You complimented the Alice Cooper like spikes on his eye makeup once and he hasn’t forgotten about it since.
This mf ALWAYS has some sort of candy in his pocket. It’s always different variations of flavors and melted-ness.
He’d rather do a backflip onto a bed of nails than to touch cotton balls.
This man loves Chinese leftovers. There is no less than 3 take out containers scattered around his habitat at all times.
He has a ratty teddy bear and a blanket that has been fuckin THROUGH it. He’s sensitive about washing them. Don’t bring it up.
He will not cross a road unless you are holding his hand. He will drop that trash bag and honk at you for 20 minutes until you give in.
The trash bag of misc weapons ripped one time and his mouth opened only for him to immediately just lay face down on the ground giving his horn a half squeeze. It was as close to making a sound he has ever come.
If you ARE lucky enough to domesticate him he has to sleep right up next to you. He doesn’t care which spoon he is as long as he’s close enoigh that he can feel the pulse beneath your skin.
HONK! Oh don’t worry that was just you rolling over on his horn. It sleeps with y’all. You have to give it a kiss goodnight too.
If you have a plushy. No you don’t. Bc why aren’t you cuddling him? Now your plushy has been beheaded and dismembered. He didn’t like seeing you cry so he stitches it back together very very badly and it some how makes it even cuter? The frankenfuck of a bear you have now.
Nsfw vvvvv
It’s average in length and above avg. in girth. It’s veiny like his arms and hands.
Turning this man on is a chore because unless you are ready for the debauchery he will hump anything in sight like a dog.
Only wears condoms if they are fun colors and even then he just wants to make balloon animals.
Good and careful at oral but if you do not keep your eyes on him at all times he will put pop rocks in his mouth or drip liquid candy down your anatomy.
Once he’s inside he’s got a grip on you that could rival the gods. You’re not getting a break until he’s done.
Your little noises and moans bring out a new kind of twisted smile from him. He will find new ways to tease and torture you. Constantly looking for new ways to break your will.
The horn comes to bed with him. Just get used to the honking to the rhythm. He’s got fucking jokes.
Certified boob man. If you are braless or looking particularly thick up there the intrusive thoughts will win. Pinching, poking, biting, smacking, grabbing. He will try to pierce your nipples so check! His! Pockets!
If you have big thighs expect him to try and live there. Congrats you probably have some sort of rash or acne between your thighs now because he can’t go long without having his face smooshed between them.
After a busy night of being a menace & maiming he is particularly annoying and needy. He wants you to care for his hygiene. Wash away the blood and viscera..rub his chest.. hold onto his arms. He needs your attention in very specific ways and he will lash out if you can’t read what he needs. (Spanking, tie you up, bite you, write his name on you with something sharp)
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meatsex · 22 days
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request + meme
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cookiepop-cat · 1 year
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Eee I was goofing around and came up with a lil AU idea. It’s very underdeveloped cuz I just started it tonight but ye :3
The idea is that Y/N is just being annoyed by these two dumb creatures that live in their closet <3
Short summary:
When Y/N was a little kid, they used to be a huge scaredy cat, they were scared of everything; spiders, heights, clowns, the dark, etc.
They’d always be crying over something, whether that be the scary noise from the hallway, or the spooky shadow in their room, or the supposed monster under their bed. But this wasn’t anything unique. In fact, most kids feared the monsters in the dark, only to grow up and learn that theres no such thing.
It’s been years since Y/N worried about such things. Although, now that they’re living on their own, they’ve started growing paranoid once again. They started fearing the unknown, the creaks, the thumps, the scratches, the eyes at the end of their bed… only this time, they were real.
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Also to anyone wondering, I made Sun clown themed because Y/N is afraid of clowns, and moon represents their fear of the dark
Lemme know what y’all think and if you’d be interested in more! :D
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stupid-idiot-man · 6 months
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Crunch.
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yanderemommabean · 2 years
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Plz I need more of jester with his little human pet
The deep groans against your body send pleasant vibrations through you, your hips jerking up as the demonic jester's mouth slowly sucks and swallows. You instinctively bite on your knuckle, not wanting to be loud or to annoy the demon as he gorged himself on your hole, lewdly slurping and commenting on how good you tasted and how cute it was that you clenched down on his tongue. 
A sharp slap to your inner thigh has you cry out, wincing and wanting to kick out of habit. Jester wickedly stares up at you, baring his teeth angrily as drool shined on his chin. “Hiding from me? After all I’ve done for you? Tsk tsk tsk, my my master that’s not how you’re supposed to behave”. 
You swallow, unsure how to answer as his tongue soothes the burn where he slapped you, his teeth nipping the skin as he waits for you to respond. “Mngh- Jester! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I-I’ll be good!”. 
Your core fills with pleasant heat as the demon smirks, the tip of his tongue sliding back down to toy with your body as you writhe and try to ground yourself by gripping his hair and the sheets beneath you. 
“Atta pet~ Mmm sound so good for me, so pretty when you’re fucked stupid and begging” he purrs, sliding his fingers into you as he watches your walls swallow them, sucking him in and massaging the digits with need as he teased you. 
“If you ever hide your moans from me again, I’ll show you how much I’ve been holding back. I don’t think you’d quite survive that though” 
-Mommabean (Hope you liked! Sorry it’s kinda meh lol ) 
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batsatanblog · 4 months
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thecoulrologist · 10 months
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Or a gigglet, or a clownling or a jack-in-the-box or a poppet or whatever you want, really!
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avis-fictional-world · 7 months
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Can you guess what inspired this pose?
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This inspired the pose ^_^
CW: for clowns
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I draw more than just Yoichi! I promise!! (That’s a lie)
I love drawing poses for yoichi on his thrown, though i get lazy drawing the thrown itself lol
Background to this:
Izuku and the rest of the OFA users in his head are watching One Piece and the vestiges asked Yoichi to pose like this. He tries to recreate the menacing smile too, but ends up giggling instead.
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cadaverkeys · 2 years
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ringleader ft @lnfini's character, The Faun.
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aokuro-san · 8 months
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Look, even though I'm a little embarrassed, I'm going to say it:
I am fascinated that we have all gone from coulrophobia to coulrophilia thanks to Jeff Ward.
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