#EAT MY SHORTS

[aliciakeysblog]

I am a little more relaxed now. Down to my shorts. Im waiting for you to come take it off baby

#eat my pussy #asexual #fuck my body #eat my entire ass #eat my butt #eat my shorts

[jimmys-zeppelin]

led zeppelin, 1969* — taken from the booklet insert of led zeppelin - early days: the best of led zeppelin

(photos courtesy of jim cummins)

*these photos are labeled as october 16, 1970, however in my research I found the photos were actually taken in july 1969 at ahmet ertegun's home in new york, ny — source: jimmy page by jimmy page pgs 126-130

#also jimmy already had the beard by october 1970 so #eat my shorts #citing my sources bc I'm hot #anyway #I love these photos so much and I've never seen them put together in one place #and here they are! #they were too good not to share #my scan #my edit #jimmy page #robert plant #john paul jones #john bonham #led zeppelin #classic rock #rock stars #1969 #1960s #60s #ahmet ertegun

[biancathecrossbow]

I am really gonna throw hands with yall trying to make Ofmd/wwdits/gomens into a "new Superwholock". Like imagine limiting yourself so spectacularly, and then unironically comparing it to The Great Sad Queerbaiting of 2012 as if that shit wasn't monumentally depressing to experience firsthand.

#ofmd #wwdits #good omens #like nah....... lets not pretend the Superwholocks werent THE most toxic and annoying group of people #id like to never be adjacent to them again #bc i know its you exact same weirdos pressing this shit again #eat my shorts

[dazedphobia]

@madame-mongoose @1luckyrubberducky heard y’all like shorts

bonus stuff and things I did before heading out:

#moon #sun #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf security breach #camp superstar #summercamp au #camp camp #max #david #eat my shorts #ya simps #boutta head out with 1h of sleep lessgo baby #my art

[brightside-brigade]

I am Bright.

The last of my family name. The one they could not kill, the one they shouldn't have killed. The survivor, the reborn, the snake with its tail in its mouth coming back over and over.

I am the non-conforming, the shattered voice, the one who remembers. The God of the new world they created. The son of the Scarlet King, The forsaken bloodline carries on in me.

I am strength, cruelty, sweetness, violence, affection, the light at the end of the tunnel and the one who snuffs it out.

I am a memory of a memory of the corruption of those meant to protect us.

My name carries it all, it is my crown.

I am Bright.

#fictionkin #scp kin #bright kin #scp 963 #dr bright #scp foundation #dr jack bright #jack bright #scp doctors #Yeaaa there's a fnaf reference in there #eat my shorts

[clownmades]

#nina dobrev premades #nina dobrev #eat my shorts #roleplayer.me premades #rp.me premades

[soapdispensersalesman]

#bart simpson #eat my shorts #mega man battle network #simpsons #the simpsons #megaman #mmbn #simpsons meme #megaman meme #mega man #battle network #capcom #fox #nintendo #rockman.exe #megaman.exe #rockman meme #mega man meme #haruka hikari #gameboy advance #gba #gameboy #mm #mega man battle network meme

[noturbunni]

#eat my shorts #eat my pussy #mwah <3

[playbillsss]

Retrograde Observations

*going over the previous mars, uranus, and mercury retros. please let me know if you see any placements misrepresented

The last few retrogrades seemed to have heavy correlation to the father and all that entails. i wont be going into specific detail about uranus’ impact because that is my planet study for the year. however, in my own life i have seen many shocking situations surrounding fathers since October when mars went retrograde.

Uranus has been retrograde since late August and the shocks should come to their final point next week when it stations direct. The past five months have been full of revelations and truths being brought to light. since mars went retrograde in late october and during scorpio season, shocking deaths have been a major theme. from celebrity death shocks becoming a tiktok trend to actual deaths happening suddenly within families. unexpected health issues coming from father figures, with mercury retrograde in the fourth house. with mars being retrograde the consequences or changes from these shocking trends/deaths/health issues were under the surface but that could be changing when everything stations direct. one could have felt major changes in their home life and not seen them until recently.

i say that the theme for these retogrades have been father figures or powerful male figures because of mercury in capricorn. mercury’s retrograde started at the end of the year and helped tie up any lose ends regarding our authority or the power we feel within ourselves. it can be said that the theme isnt so much the father but masculine energy which transcends gender.

with all planets direct next week, the past few weeks of mercury and uranus in retrograde have caused shocks in the way we communicate with each other. in my observations I’ve seen father figures or male authority crack under pressure, stumble over words, and completely flip the switch in how they treat their families. the past two weeks there have been numerous accounts of fathers trying to kill their entire families and while this isnt anything new, the mass spike in numbers (mars direct [sudden anger] with mercury in the sign of the father) is shocking (uranus [shocking news]) to the masses.

all of this is leading to the age of Aquarius and saturn in pisces which will completely change the way we work as a society and the delusions we allow to control our collective mind. i’ll most likely make a post leading up to it when i feel called. however, i will say the age of aquarius is all about the individual and both men and women will end the retrograde period thinking about the delusions they’ve let control them, shifting their mindset to allowing freedom

edit: you could also say this theme comes from the saturn retro that happened june 4th thru october 22 saturn is all about the father [redacted heartache]

#mercury retrograde #mars #retrograde #uranus #saturn #aquarius #pisces #capricorn #gemini #taurus #all planets direct #eat my shorts #astrology #astro observations #saturn retrograde

[biteable-pink-pixie]

Do u have

What’s ur snap ?

I don't just give my snap out to anybody, impress me first. Then we'll see 😘

#pixie asks 💕 #eat my shorts #sorry i meant eat whats IN my shorts

[teaitty]

Portraits are fun so that’s all I do sthomtime

#what’s wrong stink stink #rdr1 javier escuella #rdr1 #javier escuella #eat my shorts #no fr stink whts the matter #stink :( #he’s on my mind like a disease #like ewww #art #rdr1 art #rdr art #i gusss I can throw in rdr2 aswell #rdr2 #rdr2 art

[mailgirl512]

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #breakfast club #dnd rogue #dnd fighter #dnd warlock #dnd cleric #dnd wizard #eat my shorts

[so-what-im-a-lowlife]

too hot today 💔

#me #TOO HOT #kill me i hate this heat #love my tattoos tho #bart simpson #lisa simpson #eat my shorts #leg tattoos #i’m bored at work #pay attention to me #i’m cute and needy #of my 32 tats total i got 10 on my legs lol

[wrinklemcdinkle]

also like- I dont think grandpeepaw finn tidestrider is waking up anytime soon. at the very least I dont think he will be wake up unceremoniously without some grand scene planned out. Like I understand the excitement for our fishy grandpa but- guys-

hes in a magical coma after being a bird for DECADES, and we dont even know HOW he became a bird nor the ramifications of undoing a transformation after so long. We know theres different schools of magic involved (including NECROMANCY i believe). they have tried everything they could right now, physical and arcana.m- even the alarm spell which wakes you up if it goes off- and he hasnt woken up. I bet that they need someone of power (strong wizard, priest, idk) to give us an understanding of what happened- he could be cursed to sleep- who knows. Because right now nobody knows.

honestly if i was a bird for decades and gillion right off the bat fed me gunpowder i’d probably wanna be in a magical coma too. lord knows what that bird ate- i dont think he was fed black sand but-

#jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi show #just roll with it #jrwi finn #finn tidestrider #granpeepaw #honestly my hot take #maybe thats our surprise they’re counting down too #idk #now that i type this #he’ll probably wake up next episode #i think hes cursed or its a side effect from whatever spell he was under #or hes having the most ascending sleep known to man #he gon wake up and still feel tired #eat my shorts #loser nerds #>:)

[jonesyjonesyjonesy]

criminal how hard jonesy is working in going to california and how little the camera focuses on him

#led zeppelin #eat my shorts

[yourcoffeeguru]

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#bart simpson #eat my shorts #cd wallet #music cd wallet #cd rom #cd organiser #swtradepost #simpsons collectibles