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#Flint Marko/Sandman
movedtodykedvonte · 10 months
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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
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theavengers · 5 months
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) dir. Jon Watts
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bruciemilf · 9 months
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Miles needs his own Sinister Six and I NEED them to be so goddam silly. Half of them are like "I'm not fighting a child are you insane" and the others are "finally, an excuse to punch a teenager"
Specifically:
Adrian, on 10 Monster energy drinks: Hey, your web shooters aren't as fast as last week, everything okay?
Miles: no, I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out what's wrong with them :(
Adrian: alright, let's take a look. Your design is so good!
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Felicia: Hey Junior, wanna annoy Peter B as much as humanly possible?
Miles: Y E S
Felicia: good kid
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Miles: Did you just. Apologize for existing
Harry: I'm sorry I try not to do it
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Spot: You're so petty, honestly. I'm trying to change
Miles: YOU TRIED TO DESINTEGRATE MY UNIVERSE??
Spot: That was 2 hours ago
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Miles: You know I'm 15, right? You punched a 15 year old. A child. As a father.
Flint: Don't.
Miles: Ow. My minor bones are broken. My child self is hurting. I got sand in my teenager baby eyes.
Flint: [sigh]
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Miles:
Kraven, with the creepiest golden eyes: You're Amazing :) The Best Spider-Man :) Fine Trophy, Indeed :)
Miles: MIGUEL. MIGUEEEEEEEL-
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yee-honks · 1 year
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SINISTER SIX BUT UPA STYLIN
U NSTABLE
P ERSISTANT
A SSHOLES
OTHERS ARE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK <3
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heckcareoxytwit · 4 months
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How Spider-Man, Black Cat and those Spidey supervillains (Doctor Octopus, Mysterio and Sandman) deal with the adorable kitties.
Marvel Meow #1, 2024
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thenyougetbackup · 6 months
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design refs for my peter's villains based on their default comic suits but just a bit different :3 (also just the ones i felt like drawing)
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brown-spider · 7 months
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Spiderman Noir gives me the vibe of someone who has a lot of facial scars, and from other ppl’s fanart I know it’s actually a common headcanon- but I couldn’t put my finger on WHY until I remembered this scene:
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He wears fucking glass goggles of COURSE his face has been brutally sliced up at least once
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why-i-love-comics · 1 month
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Amazing Spider-Man #45 (2024)
written by Zeb Wells art by Carmen Carnero & Marcio Menyz
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flint looking out for his boy
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he is ded
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he is zooming
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hollowsart · 2 months
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Distance Model doodles 💖
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delzeetoons · 2 months
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oh no !! a terrifying supervillain and definitely NOT just a silly guy!!!
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+ a shocker doodle (cowboy hat provided by my friend) and more of trying to figure out how to draw sandman :3
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ok bye now
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bruciemilf · 9 months
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Drawing Miles with his sinister six uncles (AU) but the quality slowly declines
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shokuto · 10 months
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I really hope the Sinister Six cartel consist of the original 60s lineup. I wanna see the insanity of THESE guys being made into big scary mob bosses that lead a criminal empire written in blood together lol
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curtvilescomic · 5 months
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Sandmen by Evan "Doc" Shaner
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tornrose24 · 10 months
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Pride Month may be nearing the end at the time I’m posting this, but I hope the support you have continues all throughout your life, whoever you are. So here is a little something special featuring a bunch of Marvel characters.
(Flint Marko design belongs to @artistcaptainbendy.)
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Had a dream the other night they made a new spider-man show based off the sinister six. All I remember was that Doc Ock was a caffeine addict and probably had OCD, Mysterio was social media famous, Sandman was “the normal one”, Vulture had some sort of back/spine problems, and Electro was like a feral teenager that Kraven the Hunter found in a dumpster.
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