mulder: we're stuck in a timeloop and blow up every single time, sometimes one of us gets shot, we're stuck on this stupid monday, i am having the worst day in fucking ever, my waterbed had a leak, i got abducted by aliens, we're having a baby
scully: since when do you have a waterbed??????????
i can't get over how offended she is that mulder has a waterbed she doesn't know about. scully really went if you get a bed it will be OUR bed, otherwise you'd choose the shittiest mattress known to mankind.
Every time Mulder is about to give up on the whole quest of his and just live a normal life and just be happy in love with Scully, the IDIOTS in the syndicate go "we gotta separate them so Mulder stops chasing the truth! So we gotta sack/murder/remove Dana Scully"
and then he is like a dog with a goddamn bone to make sure that DOESN'T HAPPEN
they could set up a chapel, trick them into showing up, rent the dress, buy them a house and maybe get them both jobs at the local university and they'd get rid of their only real enemy, but noooooooooooh