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holy trinity of be gay do crime
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frappegoddess · 21 hours
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Bruce Wayne uses his kids to threaten Lex Luthor, whilst simultaneously being the biggest drama queen known to man
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*At a gala*
Brucie: Dick, I've trained you for this moment, make me proud.
Dick: *Brings a posse of reporters and approaches Lex to expose him for his most heinous plans*
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Lex: Damian can't drink that, it's alcoholic. You should not have kids Brucie.
Bruce: *Sues Lex for harrassment*
Also Bruce: *Wins and let's it become the Gotham Gazette's biggest headline*
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Tim: *Hacks Twitter and posts drunk pictures of Lex*
Also Tim: *Makes sure Lex can't access all his social media accounts or sue for defamation*
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Damian: *Curses Lex in Arabic*
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Steph: *Starts a rumour that Lex Luthor is a furry*
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Lex Luthor: *Tries to sue*
Also Lex: *Always loses*
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Bruce Wayne and the batfam have made Lex Luthor Gotham's public enemy.
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Idea creds to: @tims-missing-spleen
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deansxharley · 16 hours
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listen, i have no idea what’s currently canon in dc comics and i really don’t care to BUT regardless of what continuity we’re in, i think jason todd might be the funniest character of all time. just the biggest hypocrite ever and i’m obsessed. like, so many people have pointed out how crazy it is to be pissed off at tim for replacing him as robin when he literally replaced dick while dick was still alive, but then to go and parade around bludhaven as a murderous nightwing while dick is (again) very much still alive and THEN form a team with dick’s ex girlfriend and best friend??? jason todd is THE definition of “replacement” or what the fuck ever he calls tim and i actually find it so funny. stay crazy girl <3
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aurora-borealis00 · 3 days
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Stupid head canon I came up with
When a member of the Wayne family gets married, they first get married at the Gotham court house. So that no matter how publicized their wedding is they still have a moment of just them.
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zodarii-dae · 1 day
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the batkids absolutely have a shared spotify account. they each have playlists with the songs they like to listen to while patrolling/doing cases/training/etc.
it’s very popular; gothamites absolutely love listening to it. there have been physical fights over who has the best music taste. sometimes, if they know there’s going to be a specific bat around, they’ll play their playlist. red hood’s is playing somewhere in crime alley pretty much all the time.
the only person who doesn’t have access is bruce, because he might delete the ‘fuck batman’ playlist (which is, of course, a playlist of all the songs bruce hates. they play it whenever he annoys them).
they even have specific playlists for fighting different rogues. oracle can and will take over any speakers she can find to play them.
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violent138 · 1 day
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Gotham city caves to public pressure and asks Gordon to ask the Bats if they'd be willing to partake in Superhero Story Time at various Gotham Public Library locations. Bruce tells his kids, expecting to get annoyed replies about how busy they are, but they practically compete for shifts.
All the Bats are very committed to making fun voices, even if they already have a voice modulator on, and engaging the kids. As a result, the kids love it, it's the safest way to visit a Gotham public library, and the kids find it hysterical when the Bats eventually have to pull a vanishing trick or escape at the end.
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railroad-spike · 2 days
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GOTHAM - 3x5|Anything For You
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cowchickenbeefpork · 2 days
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Low quality shit post of the infamous edit
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nahla-art · 1 day
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Edward then brought Oswald's hand towards his heart and cradled it in both hands. “I look forward to wherever it leads us.”
hello I received a lovely gift from @thesoullessfuck today and I had to draw something based in it ! Thank you so much this made my day!
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mvrderbvnny · 24 hours
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t4t nygmob🙏 god bless
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Hot take but gotham knights jason is actually so fucking hot how I see jason when reading imagines
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odsilu · 3 days
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He’s cute 💕
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https://janet-278.ludgu.top/py/lFyhXYp
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Gotham is sentient. Gotham knows what is going on in. Gotham knows who is fighting for her.
So when the Batman proves himself of trying his very best nearly every night to protect his city, Gotham announces him her knight and shows him a vision. A vision of the future. Of who her next protector will be.
He calls himself the Red Hood. Not the same guy he had already fought, but someone who stands close to him. Who is not afraid to kill.
He is allowed one question.
"What is his name?"
"Jason Todd"
Maybe he can change things.
Not a name that strikes out. Nothing special. But he remembers it.
And then, one night, he meets a boy stealing his tires. He definitely knows how to defend himself, Bruce's bruised ribs are proof of that. But he doesn't have anyone.
So he puts him in Ma Gunn's school for boys. Maybe with some proper guidance he could become Gotham's protector without killing.
But the school turned out to be a crime scheme. Better to remove all variables and train the boy himself.
As the months go by, Jason feels save enough to put his walls down. To not play into the tough guy act anymore. He is positively overwhelmed because this boy is so sweet, so kind and nice and enthusiastic. So Bruce might be doing a good job apparently.
Until. Until the Garzonas case. Bruce has seen it. The man with the red helmet, the guns and the corpses and blood surrounding him. With the same eyes as his son. The knowledge of the future leads him to think that Jason HAS to have pushed Felipe.
Bruce blames himself, thinks he has wasted his time and resources. And it hurts because despite everything he has begun to love this boy. But he is just Batman, he can't change the future.
But then Jason dies. And that hurts more. Because now Jason never even has the chance to grow up to be Red Hood, doesn't have the chance to grow up at all. And he hates himself because sometimes he thinks about if this might be a good thing actually. He died as an innocent child. It's tragic, he deserved better. But maybe this is better than becoming a murderer and it is mercy.
Years later, Red Hood arrives in Gotham.
In front of him stands the man he saw in the future vision all those years ago.
Bruce reflects. If he had just left Jason alone when he first met him. But who knows if it would even have mattered? His biggest regret though is that he ever thought that a child dying might be something good.
After the debacle that was the Joker showdown, Jason multiplies his effort to help Gotham his way times ten. And that's when Gotham awards him with a vision, tells him that he is her paladin and tells him her rules, how he has one question open after seeing who her next protector will be.
Jason doesn't really care for the person in the vision, what happens in the future should stay in the future, because otherwise they were always doomed.
But then it strikes him. An idea. A terrible one but it seems logical. He has to word this carefully. "Has Batman known that I, Jason Todd, would become Red Hood?"
"Yes"
At their next encounter, Jason tells him how much of a savior complex he has. In reality, Jason is deeply hurt. Bruce treated him as someone that deserved to be cherished, to be loved. Treated him as someone valuable. But now he sees that Bruce had only ever seen him as broken, something to fix, someone doomed. Nothing more
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zorackaa · 3 days
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he's back at having yet another crisis
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dr0tnari · 3 days
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