i love (/s) how gym teachers are just like
you physically cannot do the exercise? too bad, redo it without rest and just walk those injuries off!
no you're not allowed to do an easier version, you're just being lazy!
you want a water bottle? outside of the locker room? but what if you waste time drinking water instead of working out?
no i won't show you how to do this exercise or use this machine, if you weren't lazy, you would know!
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(teaching my art class)
me: and what’s the number one rule when designing characters with wings? …well?
a handful of students, sighing reluctantly: no good fa-
me (interrupting them): NO good-faith attempts at realism, EVER. you want all the bird dweebs and physicists jumping ship as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so they’re not around to cinemasins your ass when you get to the cool parts of your story, and…ugh, what now, gerald
gerald (my least favorite student): why not just do some minimal research instead of-
me: listen you little shit i can and will singlehandedly tank your 4.0 gpa
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Rating Teachers From Different Subjects On How Well They Deal With Students Having Panic Attacks
(A lot of these are my personal experience from two different high schools I went to, pls don’t get mad at me)
Math Teachers- Just pauses what they’re doing to watch it happen until it’s over then just goes back to whatever they were doing. 2/10
English Teachers- “Let’s step out into the hallway.” Stands and watches you intently in the hallway until it’s over. 4/10
History Teachers- “Step outside and come back in when you’re ready.” 7/10
Science Teachers- Stares at you from across the class then asks you about it casually the next day. 5/10
Gym Teachers- Super overdramatic and acts like you’re dying which doesn’t help AT ALL. -100/10
Theatre Teachers- Literal gods when dealing with panic attacks tho they can get a bit too into your personal space. 100/10
Music Teachers- Does the basic step by step way to stop a panic attack. 9/10
Dance Teachers- Ignores you or yells at you for having a panic attack. -1000/10
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[ID: a series of rough sketches mostly consisting of mob from mob psycho 100. he is aged up to 28 and is a gym coach. in the top left corner, reigen, age 43, has a smirk and says, "if someone told me 15 years ago that you'd be a gym coach, i'd think they'd gone crazy." mob, to the right of reigen is wearing a sports windbreaker, khaki shorts, and a white tee, says "haha, me too." in the bottom left corner, mob is sitting to the left of a young brunette esper who is wearing a gym uniform. mob tells her, "hey, i saw you used your powers to score that goal. i understand using psychic powers to compensate for the lack of talent, however, it will not be rewarding in the long run. believe in yourself, okay? your life is your own... et cetera." the young esper looks shocked. there is a text bubble saying "[she] did not know [mob] knew." to the right of the previous drawing, mob looks slightly disheveled, excitedly holding his fist in the air. he says "fight on!!" on the right of the drawing, there is a partial full-body drawing of gym coach mob, holding a clipboard in his left hand and holding his right hand in the air. you can see a rainbow lanyard hanging from his right pocket. there is a text bubble saying, "his mom got him this", pointing to the lanyard. to the right of him, there is a text bubble saying, "lectures a lot (from reigen)". END ID]
thank yew to spirits & such server member nessa for the PE teacher idea....
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My class had a sleepover at my school and we played the 7 minutes in the closet game in the computer lab and I made out with my crush and the FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC GYM TEACHER WALKED IN.
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you could reasonably teach like almost an entire curriculum solely employed by minecraft youtubers that used to be teachers and i think that's beautiful
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HELLO YES, POKEMON SCARLET AND VIOLET GAYS
I don't think I have to "read more" this drawings, they are not really spoilers about the story, I will tag it tho
This game has some of my favorite gimmicks ever: optional character interaction.
Like I never expected the teachers to be some of my favorite characters??? But they are amazing??? I love them and their struggles of their everyday life???
The great fandom council says the old men ship is EPHEMERALARTSHIPPING which I love <3
But it hasn't decided on a Drenda and Miriam name so I suggest HEALTHYSANDWICHSHIPPING because it's a sandwich that when its well done doesn’t kill people yaay
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