#HE'S A WHOLE ASS MEAL

[genshinimpactful]

Tighnari: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.

Cyno, under his breath: I'm starving.

#i love the two of them #tighnari isn't a snack #he's a whole ass meal #genshin #genshin impact #gi #genshin incorrect quotes #incorrect genshin impact #gi incorrect quotes #genshin impact incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #genshin cyno #cyno #genshin tighnari #tighnari #cyno x tighnari #genshin cynonari #cynonari

[likesplatterpaint]

Yamuel really said “OOOOOOOOO!”

#yamuel feesh #puffer fish #gen and mike’s puffers #Congo puffer #potato puffer #fishblr #fish keeping #he really said :O #spent like 20 min filming his ass trying to get him burying for you guys #no dice but he did yawn a whole bunch after a big meal so

[sashimiyas]

osamu has a soft spot for single mothers because they remind him of his own

#reinas.inretrograde #he’ll never say anything but when you go through your wallet and only order what your child requested and not your meal #he just hands you enough for the whole week. tells you to come back soon but never admits to the kindness #he incorporates children eat free days #there’s this whole romantic scene in my head where you say ‘i don’t need you’ #and he goes ‘i know.’ and it’s not placating at all. he knows you don’t need him. #knows and understands that you’ve done more in your life than he’ll ever achieve #then he says ‘but i want you. i want to need you. and if you say the word and let me. i’ll do it. i’ll need to wake up to you in the morning #need you to tell me to have a good day and whoop my ass into shape. and i know you won’t need me. but you can want me to.’

[papa-evershed]

Rob James-Collier | Fate: The Winx Saga

#rob james-collier #robert james-collier #rob james collier #robert james collier #injury tw #injury #blood tw #blood #fate: the winx saga #ftws #saul silva #mine #listen #i'm not sorry #i grew up poor so i know how to make a whole ass meal from the crumbs he provides #👁️👄👁️ #he's on my bucket list #help.

[khainovo]

pt. 2 of mixing two fandoms because why not

kai as felix ft. his two worst nightmares

#cfv #cardfight!! vanguard #fe3h #cardfight!! vanguard fanart #cfv fanart #fanart #aichi sendou #toshiki kai #kai toshiki #sendou aichi #fe3h x cfv #kai has no hidden talent because his whole ass is already on display #dimilix angst mixed with kaichi/kaiai angst #favourite meal #another ponytail on kai because he gotta tame that beast somehow #(just really wants to put kai in a ponytail) #what if emi and shizuka both died in duscur (evil smile)

[maehemthemisfit]

Imma just leave this here

#all i have to say is scara's VA's rent must of been due because THIS SHIT DFJKFSC #hoyo ain't give us crumbs either #got a whole ass meal with 3.3 #sorry for any mutuals who see this #i just... #EVMLHESHK #hes himmmm #genshin scaramouche #scaramouche #wanderer x reader #wanderer #wanderer icons #kunikuzushi #kunikuzushi genshin #kunikuzushi x reader #scaramouche x reader #tiktok #tw suggestive #scaramouche voicelines

[officesuppliez]

if they ever make more of the show, they should put Him in a paper shredder.

#roy #dhmis #don't hug me I'm scared #dhmis fanart #digital art #my art :] #roy gribbleston #what kind of WHIMSICAL ASS NAME is that #why would they give him a whimsical name #he's not whimsical. #he's a shithead #he ate a family ????? #family meal lmao #then there was the whole. abuse thing #he's not a good person-thing

[itoshi-s]

*grabs onto table* rin…… wearing only his briefs and your apron……… cooking u a nice lil festive dinner… as u relax from the… THE.. slow n sweet n passionate love making.. BY THE FIREPLACE.. all warm n fuzzy ……… the ultimate christmas fantasy ☝🏻

#i have collapsed!!!!!!! I HAVE DIEEEEEED #his back muscles AKSKSKSKSKS he’s so sexy i will kms #he hums along to the random song u put on and props his hand up on his side 😭 #malewife fr i will eat him whole #he’s so cute .. cooks u up a nice meal after he rendered u unable to walk for the next 5 business days 😵‍💫 #scowls at you when you walk past and smack his ass #ajajsjsk NEED HIM NOOOOOOOW !!!!!!! #itoshi rin x reader #itoshi rin #rin my love #✧˚ · . bllk

[galaxysharks]

hc that when things get really bad at home/ with their parents, maddox and jet end up at miss jenn and mr mazzaras place for the night

It's more frequent that the teacher comes to them, just because there's less risk of losing someone/getting lost in a panic while trying to find an address.

That and then the kids are already in a recognized safe place and are a little easier to settle.

Their neighbors almost threw down the first time tho.

Out of protectiveness of these disaster teens.

And in their defense

Maddox - asian-white

Jet - asian-black

Miss Jenn - white

Mr Mazzara - black

They were just being cautious.

Mazzara did almost give the man next door a black eye for keeping him from his babies tho.

He brought happy meals.

#hsmtmts #hsmtmts maddox #high school musical the musical the series #hsm the series #hsmtmts season 4 #hsmtmts jet #the neighbors dont know what the parents look like #they just know they hate them #also Mazzara defaults to bringing happy meals #it is up for debate whether or not he realizes that that is not enough food for a whole ass teenager #i just like the idea if him dropping them off #also maddie can pull apart the toys

[isa-ah]

sorry I could talk for hours. I've done an insane amount of character building w Isaiah over the years

#like ive padded elias and melanies families too #part of me has been hankering to explore elias character more 👁️👁️ lo has been talking about doing a better timeline for hunter #and my kneejerk was that it would be a timeline where melanie raises isaiah and kicks elias out #but if melanie never died i think elias would be a LOT happier #he would still have a lot of toxic tendencies bc of the way his moms and sisters baby him and never say no to him #but melanie is by far the more bullheaded of the two so she would whip his ass into shape i think #in a timeline where theyre still married and happy isaiah would have his aunties on the wells side in his life 😭😭😭😭😭 #baby isaiah sitting in sawyers lap... shut up..... #i actually have a complete belief that if melanie was in his life theyd both be day drinkers together #like boy would be sipping with every meal just like his mom whos a silly drunk with a high tolerance #vs how elias rageful drinking makes him VERY stingy and self destructive around booze #like. melanie would be a huge positive impact but in a lot of ways she would probably nurture bad traits in isaiah #hed be a lot more selfish and nymphish and thats SAYING SOMETHING #a lot more dismissive of other peoples problems bc he doesnt feel desperate to be useful and whole by fixing other peoples issues #and would likewise out a lot less gravity into sleeping around bc he doesnt NEED to stay out of his house so hed have more fun w less care #which wouldnt rlly fly with the guys he usually ends up with 🤔 i wonder how it would change hunters influence in his life #hunter shaves his head in response to elias grabbing isaiah by it. that wouldnt happen! and he wouldnt have to spend sooo much time w ruben #who was his One And Only positive dad figure. that was a huge part of his life and influence! #then again melanie looooves hunters mom whos also around for this timeline so #they would both 👀 be spending a lot ofkf time in the reyes estate 👀 #isaiah and gideons relationship would also be a lot better! #melanies obsessed w gideons moms (high femme and dad butch) and isaiah wouldn't be so violent as a kid #HMMMMMM..... #much to think about #so much of isaiahs personality was scultped by his dads abuse and the people he sought comfort in #his whole life would be restructured

[doublethedandy]

Something about that TIGHT black top Chris wears in RE8 makes me want to ACT UP

#I’m still not over it #PLS CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BICEPS SIR #literally Chris in general I’m 🤤 #although I miss Roger voicing him #he was my favorite Chris va #god his veiny arms in RE6 too like #THAT MAN IS A WHOLE ASS MEAL #Chris Redfield #resident evil 8 #RE8

[a-h-87769877]

#get that boy back #snl #chris stapleton #ego nwodim #chloe fineman #chloe troast #you had a whole ass meal but you left me for a snack #ryan gosling #music #video #date him as a new chick in prosthetics #the walls are talking #2024 #carrie underwood #before he cheats #2009 #music video

[spring-lxcked]

genuinely was thinking abt william in his SB verse still cooking meals generally considered to be family meals because that's what he was accustomed to cooking, got sad, and then remembered that i can not feel bad for this dude

#—— ✧ ooc » #william will sit in his empty ass family home cooking halved family meals looking all sad and lonely #as if he like. didn't cause all of this. i love/hate him so much. #also YES will can cook i can't headcanon him (by default) raising the kids with full custody from a young age #and pretend he can't cook. he's actually p good at it. gets better over the years. #does NOT have hang ups regarding it (due to toxic masculinity i mean) because the man already like #willingly pushes boundaries as it is. not to imply he's 100% immune to his upraising but y'know. #but also i still love him being the annoying fucking. 'we ALL eat at the table. no one leaves until we're done. #tell me about your day GET OFF THE GAME & WATCH. THIS IS FAMILY TIME' #like yes this gets less frequent as he like. y'know. loses his fucking mind. but early on he is fkjdfsald actually sorta trying to be a dad #me when i saw the family table in SB one time and was like 'i could make that a whole character trait' #˖ ✧ headcanon » ( the demon to his demons ) #<- HERE WE GO AGAIN

[ghostwithaheartbeat]

Day three of holding everyone’s laundry hostage until my father takes a shower.

The last of my father’s beloved white socks have fallen to the filth. There is little hope, and even less in terms of rest. The battle is ongoing, and it feels often that I am fighting alone. Morale is low; my ally in this conflict, mother, is injured. I long for the days when I can rest. When this war will cease, and all will be clean again. The dishes done, the people bathed, the laundry washed and folded. Alas. We know the struggle will never end.

I am Sisyphus, and my father’s horrid stench and apathy are forever my boulder.

My father is a war profiteer, and I am a hapless young recruit greeting a doomed mission.

Last shower date: December 25th, 2023

#collective tag #it spoke #i’m venting #but like… only half serious #god I am so so so so tired. #I’m so pissed man #at just. everything #this house is falling apart around me and It’s like I can’t do anything #I have begged and begged and begged this fucking man to take a goddamn shower. #I cry about this #because he just doesn’t fucking care #I CANT DO EVERYTHING!!!!! #NOT FOREVER #huge ass ants everywhere? sure. fuck it. why not #piles and piles of laundry? okay. I can do that. #not paying the mortgage until our shit gets shut down and mom and I yell at you? #cooking halfassed meals that are only barely tolerable to you and inedible to everyone else #and then complaining when we don’t eat them despite how much we’ve all told you? #and leaving the whole kitchen to rot? #PISSING YOURSELF REPEATEDLY AND NOT CHANGING YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU DONT FEEL LIKE IT AND NEVER SHOWERING FOR MONTHS ON END? #I’m just… words cannot describe how tired I am right now. #mom has a broken foot too so I also have to take care of her even more than normal #how did baby me handle this all the time on top of school? #‘yeah sure i can take care of two fucked up angry disabled adults on top of my crippling childhood trauma and schoolwork!’ #—> #‘I swear to fucking god I will telepathically make my heart stop beating by sheer force of fucking will if I hear you call for me again’ #delete later #deepest apologies to any poor soul that reads this #i really just needed to cry and scream and cry harder again until I throw up #and maybe a hug

[lazarus---rising]

need 2 be put down i thinm

#personal #how i sleep knowing im the worlds most annoying guy [i dont sleep .idont [<-convinced he doesnt deserve sleep ever]] #ah shit feel like throwingh uo [both mentally and physivally] thats not good . Shpuld not have eaten 2 whole ass meals i know i can only #Handle pne a day. ThTs probabbly not good whateber man #Im goinh tp bed i feel bad about it though .talking 2 me you havent even done anything all week why are ypu like this

[beanifred]

Watch Baby Doll rn...the scene with silva and baby doll outside? Damn.....damn.😳

YEAH THE ONE IN THE SWING?!?! (Keep watching the movie is delicious.)

#eli wallach #objectifying the old man when he was young #snatched waist #pretty hands #whole ass meal