#HHG

[awesamkiller]

Let’s get you cleaned up, old friend.

#dsmp fanart #dsmp #quackity fanart #cquackity #cQuackity fanart #Wilbur fanart #cwilbur fanart #Wilbur #Quackity #cwilbur #quackbur #cquackbur #las nevadas #a bit #hhg #tird #tntduo #tntduo fanart

[kkillpony]

seaflower 💜🌸

#hhg

[beesbeesbees42]

Every instance of One I could find in the new episode!!!

#if i missed any add em! i wanna see! the number! #oh here are the timestamps #4:05 #4:17 #7:11 #9:38 #10:12 #12:26 #14:06 #21:22 #24:10 #29:23 #tpot #the power of two #one tpot #one the power of two #tpot one #wait. isnt that just the episode title #hhg #tpot ten #tpot 10 #tpot 10 spoilers #tpot ten spoilers

[haunted-muppet]

Happy Haunted Mansion on Disney+ day

EzPhin is canon

#we are winning everyone #and if you're wondering how i spotted them in a few seconds shot #got those eyes #Haunted Mansion #Haunted Mansion 2023 #HM #HM 2023 #HHG #Hitchhiking Ghosts #:)

[spoiledmilks]

How would the world react if i posted a messy portrait of my mrs afton

#hhg #milk talks

[kittimu]

feel free to elaborate in the replies/tags

#h2g2 #hhgg #hhg #hg2g #hhgttg #hgttg #the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #zaphod beeblebrox

[aka-indulgence]

Out of context writing:

#NO idea when id get to there #i wanna though #hhg #TOO MANY IDEAS IN MY NOGGIN

[tickertape-tickertape]

my favourite part of h2g2 was when Ford Prefect said "It's hikin time" and hiked all over the place

#im sorry this meme is dead #tickertape-tickertape #h2g2 #ford prefect #the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #hhgttg #hhg #text

[h2g2-gift-exchange]

Welcome to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 2022 gift exchange!

Quick QnA below.

Q. What is this?

A. This is a holiday gift exchange for the H2G2 fandom, you make a fanwork for someone and someone else makes one for you.

Q. What kind of gifts can I make?

A. Anything that’s created by you and related to H2G2! Whether that be a drawing, fanfic, music video, plush or anything.

Q. What’s the deadline for signing up?

A. The application will close on Sunday, November 27th.

Q. When will I know who I’m making a gift for?

A. Ideally everyone will receive their prompts a day or two after the application closes. This is a small fandom but all the pairings still have to be checked for compatibility so please allow a few days. Also remember to enable submissions on your blog to receive your prompt! You’ll be notified via dm if you have them closed.

Q. When can I post my gift?

A. You may post your gift any time between December 24th and January 1st but please don’t post it before then.

Q. What if I need to drop out?

A. There’s no shame in dropping out if you can’t complete your gift! Just please let me know so I can quickly assign a pitch-hitter. Also don’t be afraid to ask for an extension, really I just want to make sure you haven’t forgotten.

#Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy #H2G2 #HHGTTG #HHG #HHG2G #Arthur Dent #Ford Prefect #Zaphod Beeblebrox #Trillian Astra

[aquagore]

Dangerous smile

#oc #from hell #monster #hhg

[professional-termite]

Fun fact about the Hitchhiker’s, according to what I heard they are supposed to represent who you would not like hitchhiking with you. (Wonder if you heard about those things)

Gus is easy as he is an escaped prisoner.

Phineas is a mysterious traveler, which can be also easily guessed.

Ezra apparently is a con man from what I heard.

-Ghost Anon

i thought either phineas or ezra was a snake oil salesman but i could be wrong. anyways i would totally let then hitchhike with me

#ask #asks #disney haunted mansion #haunted mansion #haunted mansion movie #hhg #the hitchhiking ghosts #👻 anon

[houseofdykes]

i don't think we talk about hatefucking enough in general

#like being so full of rage that it turns u on? hello #i hate you so much i am going to break you down to nothing til youre thanking me #hhg #nsft text #wlw nsft #thats all

[ruvi-muffin]

Don't mind me i'm just here thinking abt how essek is the only drow on exandria w short hair ???

Essek: wears his hair short, floats everywhere, will talk abt magic to anyone who asks, (but in a way that implies he's Cool and Not Weird).

Also Essek: I AM NOT SPECIAL PLEASE DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Like Babe you're queer on like three metatextual levels and i love you

#i remember trying to check if there were any other drow w short hair and i just never find any #im #hhg #this guy #hes just on my mind sometimes #and in my pocket essek #pocket essek #pocket beacon #muffin rambles #this man vontains so much deep rooted anxiety

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Absolutely not engaging with that, pal

#Directed towajrxss osjton p rjdjs fj #Hhg

[orphic-exe-archived]

vent thing

tw// body image, sexualization

i hate being the kid with a “perfect hourglass figure”

it fucking sucks. people point at my chest and comment on my ass like i’m a marble statue in a museum. i’m a fucking person yknow.

clothing just doesn’t fit me. it’s not made for me. my thighs are too big, my waist isn’t big enough. it’s so annoying.

baggy clothes make me look huge and tank tops apparently all read “comment on my tits and ass!” when i wear them.

#hhg

[wickedsrest-rp]

NAME: Goggie

ALSO KNOWN AS: Awd Goggie

RARITY: ★★★★★

THREAT LEVEL: ★★★★★ | Massive and dangerous, often requiring the teamwork of several experts to defeat. Other variants are more common.

HABITAT: Thick forested land, deep in the woods. Some places are known for having more goggies than others – specifically forests with large amounts of decomposing foliage, such as the Wormwoods.

DESCRIPTION: Goggies are a species of caterpillar-like creature that can grow to be as tall as a giraffe and as long as a blue whale (though, don’t worry; some are only as large as a car). They’re found in heavily wooded areas across most of the world, but due to their massive size and large territories, they’re sparsely distributed and not common to run into. However, those who pick or eat fruit, berries, or flowers found in the forest while one is nearby will draw the goggie out. They’re fiercely territorial of all food in their forests, and will devour anyone who dares to steal from them. However, their favorite food is just leaves, especially when they’re changing color during autumn. 

Their size means that they can’t hide away, so they sleep out in the open, which is probably the best time to attempt an ambush. When a goggie is known to be in the area, it captures the attention of hunters and they typically band together to dispatch the creature. Most would shudder to consider what a goggie would be like if they metamorphosed into some kind of monster butterfly.

ABILITIES: Some goggies are covered with dense fur (called urticating hairs), which irritate human skin and can even cause bleeding pustules to form when touched. Others may be covered in hard spines. A few may not have any obvious defense covering their long, fleshy bodies, but can secrete toxins. Goggies are giant and long enough to wrap around their victims and crush them to death with their mass. Others might cut to the chase and simply try to gulp victims down into their large maws. While they don’t have teeth, they do have two powerful crushing “plates” in their mouth. Despite their size, they can actually move rather quickly and are undeterred by copses of trees, simply knocking them down in pursuit of their prey. Goggies are also quite resilient, able to take some injury and heal quickly.

WEAKNESS: Goggies aren’t particularly susceptible to anything. However, as large supernatural caterpillars, they are not hard-bodied creatures. If one can get through their defenses (hairs, spines, toxins), they’ll find that they can slice through the goggie’s skin with relative ease. It’ll require more than a few slices with a weapon to take one down, but cutting off the head or through most of the goggie’s body will kill one.

OTHER VARIANTS:

Bristlecat Seeder: Growing to roughly the size of a minivan and covered in a thick shag of stinging bristles, these relatives of the goggie are imposing in their own right even if they’re not half as large. Bristlecat seeders are rarely seen as adults, and are instead known more often for their brood parasite behavior. Mother seeders lay their eggs around supernatural areas, and the eggs give off a strong, musty pheromone that attracts the attention of anyone nearby in a short window of time. When a victim becomes enthralled, they 1) become very stinky and 2) will take care of the egg to their own detriment, and even provide for the young bristlecat seeder when it hatches into a miniature version of the species. Young seeders have voracious appetites and will eat people as they rapidly grow, and may even target those who take the host’s attention away from them, but will not bite the hand that feeds. Eventually, when the seeder reaches a certain size, they simply wiggle away to live a life of their own, leaving behind a bereft and confused victim.

HHG: Most HHGs never reach a formidable enough size to become an issue, making them more common than regular goggies. But rather than growing by eating a steady diet of leaf litter, HHGs increase in size the more they’re talked about by the local community. The more whisperings and rumors about “the monster in the woods,” the larger the HHG will grow, facilitating even more talk about it. When HHGs reach a large enough size to start devouring humans, their growth really takes off as these monsters become impossible to ignore. There’s no known limit to their size, but fortunately bands of hunters eventually take them out. It remains to be seen if that will continue to be the case and just how massive one could grow.

Nozuchi: These smaller, fatter variants of the goggie can still become as large as sleeping bags, capable of swallowing humans whole and trapping them within. Their only facial feature is a gaping, toothless mouth that sits on the top of their head. Nozuchi live in meadows or on mountains rather than thick forests, and will make their home on a tree atop a hill or another elevated area. They feed by rolling themselves down the hill with great force, plummeting toward their victim and swallowing them whole. Though they don’t have any teeth, they can still close their soft mouths with great force. Those who approach them while they’re sleeping in their tree are likely to wake them and receive bites, which are prone to infection. Nozuchi may be avoided by sticking to higher grounds so they can’t gain enough momentum to eat.

Slide-rock bolter: Found up in the mountains, bolters can be thought of as the XXL version of nozuchi. They rest on steep slopes, waiting to detect movement toward the bottom, and can remain motionless like this for many days. When they feel someone come near, they open their enormous mouths and push themselves forward with their hooked flipper-feet. Bolters quickly pick up momentum and hurtle down the slope like a giant, wormy sled, crashing into as many people as possible as it speeds down. Unaware parties of mountain travelers can all fall victim to a slide-rock bolter in one gulp. Some have even been big enough to destroy parts of mountain towns.​​‌‌‌‌ They’re attracted to the presence of their own kind for breeding purposes, and as such, explosive bolter decoys can be used to kill them.

Ōmukade: These goggie cousins are plated in hard chitinous armor and have jointed legs much like giant centipedes. They’re longer and skinnier than goggies, lacking their impressive mass but making up for it in ferocity. Ōmukade have a nasty pair of fangs which can deliver a deadly venom. While they don’t typically eat humans, they’re very aggressive and territorial, and will emerge from the ground with snapping mandibles when they sense movement nearby. Feeling the earth shaking and moving underneath you is a sign that you’re in ōmukade territory and should leave before it’s too late. Their armor is impenetrable to most weapons, but ōmukade are allergic to human saliva, and a sharp blade or spear coated in it can pierce them straight through, killing them.

#monsters #invertebrate #woods #hhg #nozuchi #slide rock bolter #omukade #goggie #bristlecat seeder