#HI WHAT RHE FUCK

[findafight]

Star Trek is never mentioned in Stranger things so headcanon that Steve grew up watching it (he has a youngish great-aunt who took care of him when he was baby Steve), utterly convinced Kirk and Spock are married, also convinced it's old lady tv. She took him to Star Trek: The Motion Picture and like. Fifty percent of the audience was older ladies. She had zines and later gave them to him.

Dustin finds out Steve is what one could consider a Trekkie when Steve offers to take them to see Star Trek IV The Voyage Home in theatres, and he flips because, Steve, you like something nerdy!!

And Steve's like 'no?? I like an old lady tv show? Kirk takes his top off like every episode and it was on during the day for housewives. My auntie was really into it and I watched with her and she gave me her little star trek fanclub newsletters. Basically everyone working on those were women. Idk man, maybe you like something mundane.

He attempts to recruit help but everyone agrees it's very nerdy to have fanzines from the sixties and seventies of star trek and Steve is like whatever I like the romance!! To which everyone is also confused because romance is never really a big part of it?? Kirk is a ladies man, sure, but it's not super romantic? And now it's Steve's turn to be confused because 'Kirk and Spock are Vulcan married!! They got married when Spock had Pon Farr! They do the weird Vulcan hand kissing thing!! Obviously they are soulmates and obviously I would scour the galaxy for you, Robin, but I also very much do not want to make out with you which is what Kirk and Spock do when they touch hands!'

Everyone is like what the fuck are you talking about? Because Steve is a Spirk truther lmao.

#steve Harrington #robin buckley #the party #stranger things #steddie #stranger things headcanon #dustin henderson #finda's rambles #i think this is VERY funny. #when asked why he thinks two men got married in a show from the sixties and hes like 'its the future? there are aliens? why wouldnt they?' #himbo steve #steves like its the sixties equivalent of golden girls ok #not ok steve what rhe fuck youre a nerd. (robin knew all about trekkie steve but did not tell a soul) #star trek #i am putting spirk truther steve out into the universe. okay? ok #his auntie does less than nothing to discourage him from thinking theyre married #steve watched wrath of khan and was like fuckin knew they were married god peak romance death scene. he also cried. #steve is more willingnto admit being a grandma than a nerd i love him sm #trekkie steve

[tiny-huts]

I love Jarlaxle so much and I think the fact that he likes to cook is one of the most endearing things about him. But you know his ADHD ass is up at 2am making some Tik Tok ass crazy food experiment because he was curious

#jarlaxle makes that triple layer tik tok ravioli asmr #jarlaxle baenre #im picturing him in his andArtemis' shared apartment #because hes especially unwell in sellswords #like i made pasta with cheeto dust in the sauce #try #Artemis like i will not try #also on a serious note cooking is a such a loving act i bet he loves to cook for his friends #and i love rhat he loves sweets #probably didn't get ti have many #the legend of drizzt #one of my waterdeep part members did that too #my bard walkinf in on Jarlaxle and the party rogue making meat cupcakes together #hey guys what rhe FUCK is happening here

[mishapen-dear]

something about qbad mentioning how much horror he put red team thru every time purgatory gets brought up... something about how proud dapper was of him.

like this is just my late-night read but- it feels like guilt qbad is trying to twist into pride. he keeps needling away at it. “i killed them all, over and over and over again.” “they were hunted by a monster.”

it’s like- reassurance. like a nail he’s trying o beat into his head. he’s had SO much trouble with legitimately hurting his friends, despite making that vow all the way back when the eggs first went missing, despite all the tree talk and the promises to save the kids no matter what. He never faltered with elq, and that protected them. He keeps faltering now. Sometimes he doesnt remember the code, or cucurucho, or skeppy. But that doesnt matter, right? Because he’ll protect the eggs. He’ll be the monster. he is the monster. he can and he will protect them even as his seams start ripping and he keeps breaking further and further apart. even at his worst, he’ll do whatever he needs to protect the eggs.

he’ll be the monster. wont he?

#qsmp #he loves his friends and he wants to hurt them #he loves his friends and he doesnt want to hurt them #qsmp badboyhalo #ita like. He was torturing himself with the soul vultures because he kidnapped ron and threw down some scary magma mobs #and then forever changwd rhe whole fuckin narrative with that appreciation room and bad remembered the joy of community #and then cellbit. Where bad was like ‘i see him destroying himself to get the eggs back and i know where that road goes’ #’his loved ones dont want that to happen to him. i dont want that to happen to him’ #and then purgatory gave him the first actal legitimate lead for finding their kids and he just had to get worse #and so he fucking swandived into self destructive violence (and the cc was purposefully playing qbad more recklessly violent) #(bbgirl couldve been lured into a trap so so easily) #ive lost my point somewhere now im just rotating qbbh in my brain and all the parallels #ah yes. But now theyre out of purgatory. And he refuses to regret what he did because he *had* to do what he could to save dapper #and the other eggs #because he has a huge complex about being the ‘only one who can protect the eggs’ because of a thousand little cuts and his mental health #issues. Like he’s Wrong bur its such a fascinating little direction for his character. Yes king burn thyself on the pure of protection #and then burn in a nuclear blast too because your self sufficiency left you to care for your egg alone #you can take care of the eggs. you can hurt your friends. look at how much you hurt your friends #look st the monster you are . your teeth are sharp and your claws are large #never mind that time you sent tina into a panic attack because you tried to recreate safety #never mind that your friends and family are worried about you #you are falling apart. but so many monsters survive the killing blow

[the-meme-monarch]

allo people are insane how do they not get that some of the things they say are weird and fucking unwarranted

#my dad brings some of rhe food i make to his coworkers right. #one of his coworkers said to him that he wants to marry me. ive never met this man. #its just fucking weird. my dad said this is supposed to be a compliment. #he literally Only knows me through my dad and the food he brings sometimes. #that i did not make with anyone in mind. i never make food For his coworkers. #ifmy coworker said they wanted to marry my kid bc of the food they made id tell them Hey Thats Kinda Fucking Weird Man. Youve Nver Met Them #i dont get it man . i don't fucking get it #words from the monarch #shrek meme format he doesnt even know what gender i am

[madame-mongoose]

felt

WHHATYT THE FUCK SCRAWNY AUYDGHHHHHH

#BGHHBGHGBNNN #I SAW EHTIS AT WORKM ANF #SCRERAMS #MY FACE IS SO FUCKIG RED #its snowinf outside and im steaminf #im so #oojfhhhf #the look hes giving me?? #my leg between hi s thighs>?? #ooooh my god #ogfh my god #what rhe fuck #im goign to have a stroke #self ship #monnie answers

[jmkho]

#gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #josh gvf #josh #gvf josh #greta van fanart #gvf fanart #greta van fleet fanart #doodles #why the FUCK did I make this? #im howling because this is just CURSED #you know when u get so PUMPED ur eyes start shaking cause ur just READY #well thats whats happening here with him #and this is the exact reaction I have when I see his ass pick up a damn tambourine #tamboman #ignore the hands again They aint there and rhe tambourine cover your eyes to all of this tbh lmao #I AM SO SORRY LMAOOOOOOOO

[mcybree]

hi I know about dear Evan Hansen so I’ll tell you about this.

The story is about a teenager killing himself and the kid he bullied (Evan Hansen) pretends he was the dead kid’s friend to make his family feel better. And also for attention a bit, also to get with dead kids sister.

the story is LITERALLY about someone pretending to be friends with a dead person after they died to get pity points.

for forever in particular is an INSANE pick from Scott. Like. this song is Evan Hansen singing about all the things he and dead kid did, and he’s lying about all of it. It seems like a pretty romantic song if you don’t know the context but it’s just Evan lying about what he and this dead kid did together

and then only us is a love song between Evan and dead kid’s sister. Who breaks up with him by the end of the musical after she learns he was lying. And they only got together because Evan lied about being friends with her dead brother

but yeah idk how Scott??? Interpreted dear Evan Hansen??? But. It was wrong

normal.

#WHAT RHE FUCUUCK WHAT THE FUUUCK WHATR HE FUCK MAN #ITS NOT EVEN LIKE I DIDNT KNOW THE PLOT. I KNEW IT VAGUELY. IVE DONE MUSICAL THEATRE MYSELF I HEAR PEOPLE AROUND ME TALK ABOUT THIS #How did scott interpret this i have to know. I have to know. What was going on in his head #the spiral. #thabk you for explaining this to me anon this is sick and twisted #It appears I have suddenly fallen ill #Goodbye #asks #asks i hate #asks i want to tear apart #asks that tell me poisonous information That will kill me #slash lighthearted. the lake

[hiemaldesirae]

my favourite characters thus far: the 'villain' (tamlin), the mcs sister, the LIs (dead) sister, and the queen who died like a chapter after her second scene

#says a lot about sjm that her most interesting characters are a) the ones she made 'unlikeable' or b) dead #anti sjm #acotar #acotar fanart #still very anti acomaf but like #i love the golden queen and the lore behind everything is also very good despite what the series itself talks about #gonna continue reading so i can see tamlin #but i am still very pissed about it #ran rambles #🌗 art tag #nesta and feyre mean everything to me btw #first book feyre and her relationship w her sisters <3 #and the way nesta went to back feyre up during the meeting w the queens 🥹 #THEYRE SISTERS WEHHH #i love sibling relationships sjm when i fucking catch you for how BAD you fumbled this #rhe archeron sisters could be SO GOOD if obnly they werent written by sjm #nesta. feyre hon. im so sorry #elain....... i might need to give her a personality transplant but ur fine #also yeah i realize rhys is older than his sister but personally i think thats boring #the pain of losing an older sibling shouldnt be underestimated

[c28hunter]

HIMMMMMMMMM

HOW IS HE ALLOWED TO BE OUT THERE???? LOOKING LIKE THAT????

Sir I am looking very respectfully and calmly. I am absolutely not losing my mind and sliding my imaginary fingers across his face. No I'm fine :)

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SOMEONE MAKE THIS MAN STOP I CANNOT FUNTION LIKE THAT

oR YOU KNOW WHAT?! DONT STOP NACE I WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH MORE FERAL YPU CAN GET

THIS IS A FUCKING CHALLENGE

#joker out #nace jordan #asks #im so normal about him #biting his neck #caressing his chest #wbkxmqkdn #what rhe fuck is wrong with me today

[usernyoom]

actually losing my mind over this image of daniel

#⭐️ #what rhe fuck what the fuck jesus im aksjsjshd #his side profile?? YUM #WOW #daniel ricciardo #f1 #beth posts #awooga

[theworstcreature]

That Loki episode got me feeling not ok (tm)

MAJOR MAJOR LOKI SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

OOOHHHHH MY GOD I MA SHAKINF ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY HOLY SHIT

MY GIRLIE GOT TURNED INTO SPAGETTI OH MY GOD AND WE ARE SO DOOMED I NEED RHE NEXT EPISODE RIGHT FUCKING NOW JOW WILL THE BABYGIRLS SURVICE?!?????? IM ACTUALLY UNWELL OH MY GOD TIMELY WAS SO ADORABLE HE WAS SUCH A LITTLE GIY THEY KILLED HIM THEH KILLED MY FUCKING BABYTHIS IS A NATUOMAL DUCKING TRAGEDY

OH MY GOD JUST EVERUTHINT ABOUT THIS EPISODE IS LEAVING ME IN SHAMBLES

ALSO LOKI PRUNED HIMSELF OH MY LORDY LORD

ALSO MAGIC FINALLY IN THE TVA!1!!1!1!!!1!!1 MY SPECIAL LITTLE GUY CAN USE HIS COOL AS HELL MAGIC OH MY GOD

BUT STILL OH MY FUCKING GOD THE EXPLOSION JN THE END HOLY FUCK I WAS LEGIT SILENT DURING THISE CREDITS WHAT A FUCKING ENDING AIJXJWBEJ

SYLVIE IN THIS EPISODE WAS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY FINALLT MADE HER BETTER IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORNR

#HE JUST WANTED HIS COCOA #WHAT RHE FUCK WRITERS #crying myself to sleep over this show #Loki #Loki tv series #Loki spoilers #OH MY FUCKING GOD #can you guys tell this episode made me cry? #maybe kinda sorta going insane over this <3 #This show shot me then proceeded to beat me to death #IM SORRY BUT I THOUGHT OB AND TIMELY WERE GONNA BE NEW BESTIES #BUT THEN HE TURNS INTO NOODLES???????? #all I have to say is what the FUCK

[happyk44]

Zagreus: I don't need a uterus to make a baby, okay? I am fully capable of doing it without one.

Zagreus: *snaps his fingers and shows off a little baby girl*

Zagreus: See? Ha!

Zagreus:

Zagreus: Oh wait, fuck. I didn't think this through.

#and that is rhe story of Zagreus's firstborn child 😂 #zagreus #happy talks greek mythos #this is a couple years after Dionysus cuts his dick off #and his family is like okay so you rearranged rhr external plumping but what about rhe internal plumbing? #to which zag is just whomst the fuck needs a uterus to make a baby in this day an age and pops one out and now he has a kid 😂

[qualityrain]

fknished lynsys sidequest and hes so (biting him like a chewtoy) i think his insane rizz everybody talks abt his fake but i think calling mc a “gentle soul” and indulging paimon w a private show and thinking of us as his friends is genuine and i think thats cuter

#ik ppl want a guy that flirrs w mc regardles of gender but i do think his rizz is just him in the magician persona #i like his more subdued sweet side #i like him being genuine more….silly guy #🤏🤏🤏 also did not expecr to like lynette this much from his sidequest #but shes so reliable and cute and 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏 #i love their relationship so much #claude txt #i do think theres smth up w rhe flowers lyney gives us tho. one parting one passion two separate perspectives of the same nature #but im too stupid to figure it out #to me mc could potentially also be lyneys “truth” #romantically or platonically idk #personally. qpr. qpr is always the solution. #ok heres my isnane take. i dont think lyney would cause harm to us #betrayal comes in many forms and i think for lyney it would jsut be omission and lies #i think hes too loyal. Imo. i rhink hes in debt to us. #the same way he was in debt w his teacher #i think his teacger and mc r both “gentle souls” #and i rhink l&l wouldnt go against us as strongly because theyre in debt to us #we became lyneys attorney and protected him and now they owe us yk. #yk what fuck it i dont think l&l would betray us anymore #yeah it sucks but i cant see it anymore #unless they were threatened or smth #potential parallels w rh npc stoey forbfuture archon quests frfr

[mejomonster]

Oh also when I start dropping the Red White and Royal Blue book quotes expect a FLOOD I'm highlighting the fuck out of this book

#red white and royal blue #lb #okay so 1. its well written. sincerely. #2 it knows the GOAL of its story so in its own way its Plenty deep #in regard to a. romance. b believable lived in characters c hinted emotion and biased pov narration #d political commentary social commentary international commentary generational commentary family trauma commentary #e excellent at what seems to be its theme which is showing how to connect to people you see as different #and like. the way that ties into the core romance and ties into the leads individual family trauma and fharacter arcs #and the way f OUTSIDE the novel how that affects the reader #the novel expects all readers to connect to this democrat politicial loudmouth half mexican texan child of divorce #whos stubborn as hell and somewhat self centered and so Mean to a guy he barely actually knows (when novel starts) #and thrn of course Alex is asked by his life to Connect to Henry. and the readers even if they are a TON like alex #still will also find connecting to Henry a leap (after all most of us simply are NOT royalty and know no one who is #even if we know public social media figures. its not to rhe degree of the Fantastical levrl of Prince Henry #and i think partly the character is a prince rather than Old Money generally because it TAKES the point further #it makes it so unrelatable to nearly all readers. so it asks us and alex to be open and get to know someone we simply cant judge or guess #ok anyway my point 3. i fucking HATE writing advice and heres why #different authors who are GREAT tackle the challenge of writing wrll very different. theres somr advice to #avoid writing thought felt wonders etc type words. this novel does it. and i feel does it well #it keeps the pace snappy in a DENSE book that needs it. it helps create the biased unreliable pov narration of alex #by telljng us not what he Actually thought but what hes PRETENDING TO HIMSELF to acknowledge or not. #which is alsl how i use those words. and its a fun time when the character is lying to themselves and readers have to notice #and get to be in on it

[chambers003]

[shuffles onstage. clears throat. checks notes]

what if… vampire!joel

[nods thoughtfully. shuffles offstage]

#my post #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #LISTENNNNNNN #ok i literally just saw One (1) clip from his hardcore world where he said he needs blood in rhe resource gathering #werewolf!joel is more fitting for traffic!joel a #but* #what if. just. what if. what if . lISTENNNNN #LISTENNNNN #ok do i tag the big ones. like this is just about joel but also what if #trafficblr #empires smp #im not tagging 100 hours hardcore im not risking being the 4 most recent posts in that tag #five. idk i lost track #ok i checked the tag and actually though what if i did tag #100 hours hardcore #hiiiii haiiii hii im back <3 back in the fucking building <3 #fairy!joel is good for 100hrs!joel too tbh but like #hehe :P

[sonny-whorezik]

i welcome myselr back with images of me n my guitar

#hii what the fuck !!! i havent used tumblr since january #havent used social media really since december this is all i got rn but what rhe fuck !! hi!!! #story #.jpg