Unus Annus Quotes From My Favorite Videos
Context: Here are (almost) all of my favorite moments of Unus Annus while it is gone forever. I haven’t decided if I should delete my quotes after Unus Annus is dead, to honor Mark’s and Ethan’s wishes of the channel being dead and gone forever.
Last Updated: 11/21/20: Outta Time.
Videos (Not in Order):
Unus Annus - 1
Cooking With Sex Toys - 1 and 2
Purging Our Sins With a Neti Pot - 1 and 2
Hot Dog’d to Death - 1 and 2
Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank - 1, 2, and 3
The Bad Kind of Cupping 😐 - 1, 2, and 3
Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls - 1
Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark - 1
Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There's a Looming Sense of Impending Doom - 1, 2, 3, and 4
Helium Therapy - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6
2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa - 1, 2, and 3
3 Big Boys Attempt the King’s Royal Fitness Test - 1, 2, and 3
Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics - 1, 2, and 3
Pitching a Tent in the Woods But There's a Bear 15 Feet Away - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, and 14
How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree - 1, 2, and 3
How To Safely Bury Your Friend - 1
A Bear Attacked Us in the Middle of the Night - 1 and 2
How to Start a Fire (except don’t...) - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6
Mark’s Outdoor Escape Room - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, and 21
Hunting HeeHoo - Coming Soon...
We Accidentally Made a SCP While Amy Was Away - 1, 2, 3, and 4
Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs - 1
Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise) - 1, 2, and 3
Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15
Donating Toys to Charity w/ Jacksepticeye - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
The Sensory Overload Tank - 1, 2, 3, and 4
We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7
DIY Geriatric Simulator - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6
We Got Pepper Sprayed - 1 and 2
All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened - 1
Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video - 1
Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell - Coming Soon...
Pee Sauna - Coming Soon...
Puberty Simulator - Coming Soon...
Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense - Coming Soon...
Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death - Coming Soon...
We Attempt To Make Holy Water - Coming Soon...
We Attempt to Make UNHOLY Water - Coming Soon...
Phasmophobia in Real Life - Coming Soon...
The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest - Coming Soon...
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no matter who you are, please take a minute and read my story. unus annus has impacted my life in such a huge way.
tw for suicide below.
I like to say I've been there from the start, but to be honest, that's a lie.
I've been an Unus Annus fan since a week after it began.
It was November 22, 2019, at 2 am.
I was having a bad night, as my friend had told me he was suicidal and not to cry over him when he didn't wake up the next morning. I told him I'd stay up until he woke up, as a sentimental gesture/the only thing I could think of.
He had gone to bed by now, but I couldn't sleep a wink. I was running out of people to go to, so I turned to youtube, the one place I knew I could rely on.
After some Markiplier FNAF reaction compilations to try to get myself to smile, "Hot Dog'd to Death" popped up in my recommendations.
I laughed so hard I cried, and let's be honest, I haven't laughed at anything as hard since.
I was hooked instantly, and after binging everything I could, I fell asleep, almost happy.
Fast forward to now, November 13, 2020. I no longer speak to that friend due to outside circumstances, but he's alive and despite the fact I told myself I wouldnt make it, so am I.
I'm in the same situation again, but with a different friend. I was so close to losing it totally when they told me the same thing the other had, but I took a deep breath and pulled up Hot Dog'd To Death.
Everything is alright now. No matter what happens, I'll be okay, because even in spirit, Unus Annus is there for me. I wouldn't trade this last year for anything, even with its ups and downs and chaos and death.
I love this community so much, and I'm happy I got to see it while it was thriving and here. Mark and Ethan, I appreciate you so much. Thank you for creating something that made me feel okay, and feel okay about feeling okay, even now.
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Ethan: Wait! How long? How long?
Mark: Just start with a minute and go from there, man!
Ethan: Haha I'll start with three minutes. WAIT. Doesn't it say how long to cook the hot dogs on the package?
Mark: It doesn't say how to cook… Twelve!
Ethan: Hahahaha…
Mark: Just start with a minute, look at them, and if you think it is-
Ethan: How much do you think it is for one?
Mark: Probably like thirty seconds!
Ethan: Thirty seconds- What's thirty seconds times twelve?
Mark: No! That's not how microwaves work man!
Ethan: What's thirty times twelve?
Mark: Three hundred and sixty.
Ethan: Ok, so we have to cook it for three hundred and sixty minutes!? Three minutes and sixty seconds! Four minutes!
Mark: That's not how math- No! Three hundred and sixty seconds is not three minutes! Let's just be very clear here! Six minutes- yeah, no! That's six minutes!
Ethan: No, Three minutes and sixty seconds!
Mark: No, no. Three hundred and sixty seconds is not three minutes and sixty seconds.
Ethan: Three minutes and sixty seconds is four minutes.
Mark: You are right about that but don't just assume- don't just take that and go!
Ethan: Oh, they're not done. Three minutes… thirty, sixty. Look! The proof is in the pudding! Hehehehe
Mark: We're not making pudding! We're making hot dogs!
-From,
Hot Dog'd to Death.
361 days left.
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