#I am op

[mage-propaganda]

So many people miss the point of my original post and I’m tired of it so come clarification:

Yes, some guys suck. Some guys are really horrible people, who do horrible things. This isn’t news to anyone! Though it might be surprising for some to learn that there are women out there who suck, are terrible people, and do terrible things too. Neither of these things are the point!

If you’re dating a man, maybe don’t constantly shit on him for a funny little thing like ~gender~ which he can’t really control. A lot of people will make fun of and hate the old boomer mindset of “I hate my wife” jokes and then will turn around and do the exact same fucking thing to their boyfriends. It’s stupid! It’s annoying! And it’s extremely prevalent in the queer, more specifically bisexual, community (aimed at both bi men and women) to the point it can just be straight up Homophobic at times (why tf you shaming a bi man for having boyfriend instead of a wife??).

“Oh but Bees, I have trauma! I can’t help hating men and looking at the person I want as my boyfriend in utter disgust” then don’t date! Go to therapy, work on yourself! Don’t subject some poor dude to constant vitriol because you refuse to work yourself! I swear to everything good people on this app, and others, will shit on disabled people, and neurodivergent people, for being disabled and needing some extra assistance from their partners sometimes (something they often CANT help)… and then turn around and be like “but actually…my trauma means I can verbally abuse my boyfriend for being a man :/// thanks :///“.

There, now all the sorry-ass-joy-sucking motherfuckers can shut the fuck up!! Here’s clarification!! If you see happy gay couples, or a confident trans man in a healthy relationship, or something and feel the need to add a rant about your failed relationship with a dude (so they can’t be happy either) maybe pick up journaling or something! Get hobbies! Enjoy life! And maybe stop with all your bad takes!!

#I’ll fuck your dad!! #shut up!! #OP is a trans man #I am OP #OP uses He/They pronouns #OP is Bi #So y’all can shut the fuck up about that too #mlm #nblm #gay #bisexual #queer discourse #loving men is cool actually #men are amazing actually #men can be pretty actually #hey if you’ve read this far you’re stunning actually #if you are a man ily #also OP is disabled so shut up about that too #just preemptively

[curiousorigins]

I love when people give their pets ridiculously long names. Especially if they've got a ridiculously shortened version of it that they normally call them by. Like Lucky for Duke Beef Wellington Hartford Lucas Montgomery Sousa the Third. I also like when the pet's name that they're generally called, is not their first name. It keeps it fun. Pets should always have ridiculous names. And their people should use their obnoxiously long name all time. Both when introducing them to new people and when they're in trouble for doing something they're not supposed to.

#Pets #Names #I am OP #Just some things I like

[maybemoltenlava]

@atlqntc nino babygirl if there's one thing in this universe it's that ouroborus got the autizzy. let me make a list actually and none of it is in chronological order:

spending most of his time alone and by most of his time i mean that couple hundred years mentioned in s2 ep1

and no one visited him beside mobius :(

which maybe relates to why no one missed him if they never took him seriously

(which is more of a hc but come on, if you haven't heard from your coworker in 150yrs you'd at least say hi to him... if you liked what him)

niche interest or purghaps special interest, remember how he wrote the ENTIRE t.v.a. textbook?

in s2 ep2 or ep1 i think you can see that he's got a big workload but he's focusing on the one thing that's important to him (the temporal laser thingamabob if i remember right) hyperfixating babeyyy!

infodumping is basically his job but i think he'd do it for free

bonding? bonding with casey over the t.v.a. guidebook? autism to autism interest sharing?

overexplaining things, or not translating the thoughts from his head to his mouth in a way that can be understood by people who are not him is something i do all the time but idk if it's a common autistic trait

yeah i can't think of no more but i feel that's pretty comprehensive. let me know if you want me to overanalyze any other characters we both like :3

#i am op #or at least partly #ouroborus #o.b. #loki #loki s2

[annyllel]

I feel like there ought to be some saying about a bear in a goat pasture...  Everyone is scared of bears, NPCs and animals!

#breath of the wild #the legend of zelda #botw #honeyvore bear #a bear in the goat pasture #scaring the goats #everyone is scared of bears #except link #tloz #tloz botw #link is the crazy man who rides dem bears #and goes around scaring the breath out of everyone! #botw video #I am op

[snowprincesa1]

I was literally baited into thinking Luke and Jace survive the Dance of dragons, I saw a fanart of the two of them as adults with lil children. So when Luke was up in the sky vs mega optimus prime Vaghar, I was so chill “oh Luke’s gonna go home and make it to his momma and tell her what happened and then the war starts”

Needless to say all my hope was shattered within the next minute—

Me @ the artist: as soon as I found out who you are, trust, you will be dealt with

#just realised now that the fanart was probably a jace x luke 💀 #oh help me lord #finale of hotd #hotd #house of the dragon #ep 10 spoilers #lucerys velaryon #jacaerys velaryon #op is stupid #I am op #I hate myself #I’ll never trust again #I’ll never love again #asoiaf #shitpost #I forgot this was game of thrones #I should go back to watching winx or sumn #fire and blood #f&b spoilers #dance of dragons

[albatraoz]

" S H A Z A M ! " ⚡⚡⚡

Stephanie Brown as Spoiler

She Stops Crime And Looks Badass While Doing So <3

#What If Thanos Snap Happened In The DC Universe #AlbaArt #stephanie brown #fanart #Cause she's a queen duh #The Gauntlet AU #I have to post a masterlist for this or something for this AU but eh #I'll do it later #But just know it's a brainchild of #Spoiler #batfamily #batfam #doodles #Yo #Get the boss coffee steph #I abuse the tagging system + fonts mwahahaha #I am OP #shazam #:sigh: #More like C@ptain Marvel but :shrug: #Also steal my art and I'll steal your bones #Seriously!!!!! #Imma warnin' ya #Imma warning ya!!!!

[purplexiasphinx]

I don't know how it's so hard for some people to not be an asshole. Like... okay. imagine you have to pee. someone has a cup of coffee on the table. all you need to do is NOT piss in it. that's pretty easy, right? Not pissing in someone's coffee? There's a bathroom right around the corner. Just go to the bathroom and piss, don't piss in that stranger's coffee.

That's simple. Not pissing in a stranger's coffee. So why is it so difficult to just like. Not actively push bigotry that will actually get people killed.

#oooh man #I am op #serious post #I guess #man sorry I'm just perceiving the world today and I don't like it I want to go back to equestriadaily

[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

#on like one of those am I the asshole update subs. I fucking love those #this one was swill tho comment op is right #art philosophy tag

[curiousorigins]

Scary Story Question.

(Please tag or comment where the creepy thing happens and if that matches your regional building standard. Basements, Attics, or Both. Their commonness and whether or not creepy thing happens there. I guess if neither is common in your area, whether it's the crawl space under your house or porch.)

#Horror #Scary Stories #Polls #Please Share #Literature #Story Conventions #I Am OP #Tropes #Regionalism Story Traditions #I'm super curious if this is something that happens. #(For the record I live somewhere that Basements are crazy common. In part because building code requires a foundation dug up #cement and rebar down 4 feet. At that point you might as well make a basement. So everyone has a basement.) #(They are just not usually finished. Of course prior when dirt floors were common among the poor. Basements less.) #(But Root Cellars were common.) #Influence of Architecture on Regional Horror potentially?

[maybemoltenlava]

david tennant in places he shouldn't be:

#i am op #for context uh david tennant voices scrooge in the ducktales 2017 #btw if any of yall knew me in my ducktales era. you didn't #david tennant in places he shouldn't be #izzat a tag?

[annyllel]

If you’re like me, then perhaps you did not know about this ladder on the side of the Temple of Time. I climbed up to the roof the hard way during my first playthrough. What I also discovered later was the fun way Link descends a ladder, which is unlike anything he’s done in previous games!

#breath of the wild #the legend of zelda #botw #link #temple of time #a ladder #I didn't know it was here at first #climbing a ladder #descending a ladder #the things you learn as you go along #this is fun! #tloz #tloz botw #the best way to go down a ladder #botw video #I am op

[craftbadger]

Frog croaks ft. My almost 17 year old dog

I stood there for like 5 minutes trying to see the frog i know it’s down the drain but I’m blind as shit and it’s too sunny to use a flashlight

#aminals #frog #my vids #i am op

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #joke aita #pet tax #thank you op i will now be repeating uh oh! spicy! to myself for days #(in a delighted way)

[heavenpierceher]

this post was poorly worded and ambiguous. sorry

#kui excels at writing him both sympathetically and in a way where you understand why people are irritated by him #I AM AUTISTIC. IM AUTISTIC #dungeon meshi #op #dm