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arkiwii · 13 days
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very sad still see the saria/silence divorce headcanon still going around
have you ever tried to consider that they never dated before lone trail because it would be unrealistic with the timeline and the events and also because it would be overshadowing the actual truth of why they couldn't get along
#i'll elaborate#firstly it's ok if you headcanon this i don't want to invalidate what people think#it's just that I think it's a fanon joke that have been going around for way too long#and I can't help but shed a small tear when I see people really headcanoning it#I personally think it's way more interesting if we consider that they never had something going on before Lone Trail#mostly because it's weird that they started dating in like some months when they barely knew or saw each other#but also because it adds nothing but just makes things even more harder for them#my personal headcanon is that Silence was maybe having feelings for Saria but like#you know these very premature feelings#like just “oh wow she's pretty and nice”#but nothing like really deep#but they never had anything going on before the diabolic crisis#and after lone trail after they made up and saw each other's true person#they start to actually get real feelings#I'm just complaining but I've been still seeing it around somehow and it's sad to me that this joke became a fact for many people#there's still a lot of fanfics about how they had been dating and now they're on bad terms#I think that going on the “they're exes” route is way too easy and actually hides the potential and interesting reason#of why Silence was mad at Saria#it's not because she hates Saria or blame her#it's because she's mad at herself for being so weak#really making them appear as exes just hides this really interesting truth and makes it all seem to be a sad love story#consider that they never had any of this and that this tension between them is because they blame themselves!!#their story is not a love story but above all a story about self love and acceptance#just my two cents enjoy my rambling i go back to bed now#(not putting this in the main tag I don't want to start a war I'm just rambling)
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otrtbs · 2 months
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what do you mean??? of course i support the troops
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freya-faust · 5 months
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super fucked up for them to make mipha's last words to link "Save her, Link. Save the princess. Save Princess Zelda," when she is arguably the princess he failed to save btw. if you even care.
#mipha#botw#she and zelda arent foils so much as they are vaguely distorted reflections of one another and one day i might make a post about that#and how if link had only squinted a bit and tilted his head slightly to the left he wouLD HAVE SEEN WHAT WAS PLAINLY IN FRONT OF HIM!!!!#in this same scene she says “I must go now” when link is being transported out of her divine beast when it's made pretty clear that no one#has any real control over when that will happen (neither link nor the champions) and it's him who's technically leaving. and it's just.#she never got the chance to say goodbye before she died and she HAS to have agency over being the one who decides when they part now...#even when it's a lie... sobbing... miiipha... i haven't gone to zora's domain yet because i know it will destroy me but im preparing myself#this post is of course minus the dlc where you're allowed to talk with the champions further. i think her final line there is still save th#princess though. if im remembering right. anyway while im on the topic of the dlc here's another observation about how nobody seems to#remember mipha for who she was only what she meant to them. in the DLCs you get access to the champions' diaries right. Mipha is the ONLY#one of them to explicitly tell link NOT to read hers. the others (barring revali who disowns his diary completely) encourage him to do so#and to show it to other people even. mipha is the only one who says DO NOT read it. guess where the diaries are kept.#all the other champions have theirs in their descendants/successors' private quarters away from prying eyes. mipha's is on PUBLIC DISPLAY#IN HER FATHER'S COURT. IT'S EVEN LAID OPEN. and it's just like. god NO ONE remembers her do they? not even how she was a private person and#now even her most secret thoughts and feelings are just being redistributed to the kingdom she gave her LIFE to serve and it's so.#when will it be enough. when will she have nothing left to offer because they've taken literally everything.#it's meant to be a joke and a gag and i love her line when she SHRIEKS at link to never read it but also !! !!!!! it's even worse when you#consider that story of her trident and how it was made for her when she was very young. like from the beginning her purpose has been to#serve and guard her people. and then after her death they try to get rid of it and her spirit LITERALLY speaks to them to tell them not to?#she's the only champion (to my knowledge at least) to have had ANY sort of ability to communicate with someone who wasnt link after their#death. and yeah that has CRAZY lore implications because what?? HOW did she do that??? she's so crazy strong and beaitiful and amazing wow#but also!! her spirit told them to put away their mourning and rejoice again like! she never stops taking care of them! she's dead and she'#s still guarding her home and her family!! and she APOLOGISES for making them worry and failing her duty!!!! wailing!!!! do u understand!!!#it's so insane. how can they expect me to be batshit over zelda when mipha is right there. and when zelda's voice acting is so bad. like so#so so bad. absolutely terrible. an utter trainwreck honestly.#freya plays botw#it's 12 am im going yo sleep
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boilingrain · 9 months
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There’s something silly to me about Bluestar x Yellowfang
It’s just “yeah Firestar’s moms should date”
Old women with tragic backstories and the very orange boy they separately adopted
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roger-paladino · 1 year
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I honestly forgot I drew this
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pinkeoni · 1 year
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mike confronting will about the painting next season
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rooolt · 2 years
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Hardshine, to me, are soulmates no matter what way you look at it. i dont even necessarily mean romantic, like the fact is whether they kiss about it or not (which i dont even think has to be inherently romantic) they are so much for each other. moonshine is so intrinsically tied into hardwons identity and moonshine will live thousands of years and will meet so many people, but no matter who those people are, hardwon will always be special. its not even just about the big things of “i worship the ground she walks on” or “i cant imagine bahumia without hardwon surefoot” but everything else in between. its also about both of them crushing on luna and competing for her attention while also pushing each other forward. its also about moonshine burning so many spells so hardwon is good at sex the first time and hardwon talking her up to jaina. its about so much at the same time, two people who met by chance and even took a teen with them on the way being such a dramatic force in each others like. i dont quite know what im saying here, except i do know what im saying and thats RELEASE THE FUCKING LETTER JAKE
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lilac--peaches · 1 month
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Someone: Yeah, it literally took me 5 seconds to get there
No one:
Me: … of Summer
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jjkyaoi · 1 month
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as somebody who grew up as the biggest kid in my class, who wore thick hoodies even in the middle of summer because it’s the only thing that really covered up my shape, no trope annoys me in writing more than the fat mc (specifically women) only being able to love herself/finding love in her body through her s/o. like. yes your partner can support you in that way but it’s always portrayed as such a Gold Medal amazing 5 star thing of the love interest to be like i love your body!! or i love you despite your weight!! and it’s like. both of those things have always always gotten under my skin because why is it such a Monumental thing for a person to love a fat person?? why is it such a big deal to find a fat person attractive?? why is it always written off as such a sacrifice ??? i don’t know how to describe it but it’s always used as a way to make the love interest look good and less about actually loving the characters.
and, the worse option is “i love you despite your body” why does it have to be Despite. you never seen thin main characters being loved Despite their bodies. but it’s different because god forbid somebody finds fat people attractive right . fuck y’all
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n1ghtwarden · 2 months
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she won the idgaf war in the shadowfell
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dumb-doll-lips · 2 months
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Damn, the like anxiety or whatever I have around food decisions is getting bad. Seeing someone this evening and he like listed out some nearby restaurants asking like what I think about them as options. I haven’t been to most them and quickly taking a little look at the places has like made me so tense and uncomfortable. I’ve been proud of me about asking for help with food decisions sooner when I’m w someone. But like def in more of a struggling phase w this lately.
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kneworder · 2 months
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angry at the oscars barbie nominations but in an annoyinger way (i think nominating ryan reynolds makes sense but the best picture and best supporting actress noms are ridiculous)
#sorry but the more i think about it the more i really dislike the movie#ken was funny! he was silly and campy! i really did not care for the rest of the movie!#i just think the more you examine its take on feminism the more it falls apart!#it's inherently about a product! it's inherently personifying a product and making you feel sympathy for and relate to a product!#they are generating hype and engendering sympathy for something they are trying to sell you!#regurgitating second wave feminism without nuance doesn't make it groundbreaking it makes it like. fine i guess?#verilybitchie has a great video that put a lot of my feelings about it into words#idk it did not resonate with me at all and also made me kind of annoyed with how it contributed to the ongoing trend#of gendering things that aren't gendered and focusing on a segregation of gendered perspectives#tired of i'm just a girl! tired of girl dinner! tired of men are always thinking about the roman empire!#sure there are experiences more common to and relevant to women but i get so uncomfy with those kinds of generalizations#even when they're just jokes because after they get repeated enough they stop sounding like ones#just like. when you try to examine it in terms of any kind of intersectionality it falls apart#and i know it's not that serious but like come on. they literally do not once touch on any kind of intersectionality.#you can't be like 'it's a groundbreaking feminist movie!' because they said 'women struggle with misogyny' in 2023#like i know it's barbie but i don't understand why there's this impulse to say that that's something that's never been said before#just because the president is black doesn't mean you've acknowledged like. racism at all.#just because you have two fat barbies with like four lines doesn't mean you've said anything meaningful about body image#and when you take an openly lesbian actress and give her short hair and make her strange and then have all the other characters#essentially socially exile her and still think she's weird after the resolution!!!#i would say that's like!! implicitly a pretty weird way to write gay people!#i don't want to rain on anyone's parade! it's silly! it's not that serious! i just also think it's not that good!#it's fine! it's fun! but i DO think ken is the best part of the barbie movie and for that i apologize
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My flirting style with men: I will eat you alive and you'll thank me while I do so.
My flirting style with women:
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top 5 favorite fob lyrics :-3
oh my gosh Atlas how am I meant to answer this... I don't want to put these in any particular order, but:
it's not gossip if it's the truth
I'm sick of always writing songs for you to slit your wrists to
- Hand of God
are you ready for another bad poem? one more off-key anthem
let your teeth sink in
remember me as I was, not as I am
- Rat A Tat
so roll the highlights
got-too-high life
mix the low, low lowlights with the low, low lowlifes
on the bright side
got the wrong insides
mix the low, low lowlights with the low, lowlifes--
- The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years)
love is in the air
I just gotta figure out a window to break out
buried alive inside my dreams
but it was all a fake-out
I don't care
I just gotta figure out a window to break out
buried alive inside my dreams
but it was all a fake-out, fake-out
- Fake Out
a teenage vow in a parking lot
'til tonight do us part
I sing the blues and swallow them too
- Hum Hallelujah
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elisedonut · 1 month
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Trans boy Percy can be a lot of fun
just a lot of people have a tendency to make it something he comes out about Pre-canon and that it changes nothing
while I'm over here like I firmly believe that Molly would not have continued having kids if she thought she already had a daughter
and i think she would be annoying as hell about him figuring himself out I just think she would be so disrespectful about it
Molly would be a "but your ruining yourself! you are my baby girl!" while crying type of parent and I believe that in my heart
She would guilt trip Percy like crazy about it while feeling 100% like she's doing the right thing.
Do I think that maybe she would realize after a few years that she's being absolutely terrible? I mean like I would hope so
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you don’t have to answer this ask but wow how are you supposed to be the bad guy fucking apologizing for reacting badly to being told to kill yourself?? i hate this website
well okay hold up i never said i was the bad guy. i said there were misunderstandings on both sides and that i was sorry for an issue in one part of how i handled it. just one.
#ask tag#not counting#like um. i do understand that maybe this person's sense of humor is way different then mine okay#but like. they said that they didn't mean it legitimately and once they saw it was haarmful they apologized#for me to say ''i am glad i understand your side of the story and you understand mine'' i am not saying i'm the bad guy#there's really no ''bad guy'' in this situation as i see it because the world is more nuanced then that y'know#like. sometimes people have a sense of humor that you can't pick up on. it doesn't mean you shouldn't state your point of view#and say ''that wasn't how i want people to talk to me and i also won't let you do that''#also the only part i really ''apologized'' for was that i used a term for them that was uncomfortable#i assume for gender reasons. and i understand where that comes from. if someone called me ''girl'' while arguing i wouldn't like it#whenever i said sorry after that i did my best to try and word it in a way like ''i am sorry this happened but it's not my fault''#like how when. idk. someone's grandma dies and you say ''sorry for your loss'' you're not saying that you killed their grandma#you're just saying that you feel bad that the thing happened but not that it's your fault#and yes. i do agree that the situation may have been fixed if they just said it was a joke but hindsight is 20/20 right?#anyways. that's my take on the situation.#and like. idk. if they apologized and told me how they saw it. i'm gonna believe them because i have had WAY more malicious people here#like idk. there have been anons who have said wayy worse and there's no discernable reason for why they would#like that one anon who told me that i should get my arms chopped off or something. idk. i deleted it before i could commit it to memory#and that was on purpose#but like. my point is. there's worse people. and if i focus all of my energy about being mad over a person who made one joke in bad taste#idk just seems like a waste of time#at least that's my perspective on the situation. never said i was the bad guy. just sorry it happened#also sorry it happened so late at night for me! i need an ibuprofen and a bagel now
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