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shootingstars-or-airplanes · 3 days

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Time to let Alexander J Newall lull me to sleep with the soothing sounds of a guilt ridden murderer slowly and agonizingly turning into a tree. 😌

#why do I genuinely find this podcast relaxing?#like yeah its horror but also the narration style is just so... nice?#i have been falling asleep to tma and tmagp for weeks now.#i have a problem #tmagp #the magnus protocol #magpod #the magnus archives #tma

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gojonanami · 13 hours

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curse!geto teaser 🫣😭😔

#sab speaks #sorry the grief be hitting and it’s making this fic hit #also I just started like four different fics #I started prof Geto (6)#my yuta celebration fic #this curse Geto fic #and vampire choso #I have a problem

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lukas-broken-bow · 2 days

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my friend: so I found this podcast that I wanna listen to soon, maybe you've heard of it? it's called witherburn after sch-

me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

#witherburn after school news #wbasn #podcast #i have a problem #literally if anyone says the words 'after school'#i will be summoned

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one-cherry · 4 months

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Ok but I couldn’t wait a whole nother season for him 💀

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thetrashiestbaby · 9 months

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I like to think this was the entirety of their training years

#i have a problem #i need to stop making these #nimona ambrosius #nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona ballister #nimon fanart #nimona and ballister #nimona movie #nimona meme #ambrosius x ballister #ambrosius goldenloin #balister blackheart #balister boldheart #ballister x ambrosius #nimona director #goldenheart

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tom-is-online · 7 months

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anyway. alternate and original

bye

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catfayssoux · 1 month

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whatthefishh · 11 months

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Miguel falls short of calling you stupid when you’re on your period and you try to push his hands away from you.

“You think I care?” He scoffs.

He continues to take off your bottoms, his intimidating form walking you to the mattress before laying you down on a towel, groaning at the sight of your slick folds.

“C’mon princesa, gimme one before I give it to you.”

After coming once, he has to hold you down to take him, eyes pinned to where he’s literally making room for himself inside your tender walls.

“That’s it, asi, taking me so well,” he groans, the extra wetness making it easier for him to glide through you.

And when you start whining because you’re so sensitive, he shushes you, brushing your hair back and alternating between soft nibbling and sloppy kisses along your skin, “I know, honey. I know. Just one, just give me one more.”

#miguel o’hara smut #i have a problem #miguel o’hara fanfiction #miguel o’hara imagine #miguel o’hara #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o’hara x you #miguel o'hara smut #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse fanfiction

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falsekingfrancis · 1 year

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For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

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chronicbeans · 3 months

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NOOOO HE LOOKS SO SCARED

Then again he kinda deserves it considering how he treated Husk-

BUT MY PLATONIC POOKIE NOOOOO

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel spoilers #i have a problem #He's taking over my life

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abbyscherry · 4 months

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mean ellie fs loves a little face slapping here and there

idk what this is 😚

mean ellie who has you practically folded in half in your bed. knees pressing against your chest, her rough hands keeping them pinned against you with nowhere else to go. her raspy chuckle is ringing through your ears, and she’s hungrily watching how the tears roll down your face because she’s so deep and she can’t help but scoff under her breath. “can feel me real deep huh?” she mumbled. free hand pressing down on your stomach to prove her point, smirking smugly behind the pieces of hair falling in front of her face, enjoying the way your mouth opens with soft whimpers.

“s’too much, els please” you whined. wide and glossy eyes peering up at her. her hips were snapping against you faster, fucking you harder. she was hitting every spot that had your toes curling, eyes rolling, and fingers clawing at the skin of her arm. “too much” you hiccuped.

“such a crybaby” she tutted. her body leaning forward, pushing your knees even closer to your chest, and grips your jaw in a firm grasp between her fingers. those hazel eyes staring right back at yours, silently watching the tears roll down your cheeks. “my pretty crybaby” she mumbled raspily. groaning like she could feel your cunt clenching around the silicone at her words. knowing there was nothing but truth behind them. “yeah, course you are. look at you, already crying on my cock huh?”

no words form in your throat so you’re just nodding wordlessly up at her, lips parting with soft moans. you’re already so out of it that you’re barely registering ellie removing her fingers from your jaw and looking at you with such a smirk that you have to blink away the tears in your eyes repeatedly. “el?” you mumbled.

“say it” she groaned. stroking the side of your face with her fingers. “tell me you’re my pretty crybaby”

she’s so deep that you cannot think a single right thought and there’s no sign of her slowing down the longer you just look at her, mouth wide open and the only thing leaving your damn mouth is pornographic sounds that have her cocking her head to the side just slightly, lips forming into a pout. “too fucked out to say anything?” she rolled her eyes.

the sudden feeling of her hand hitting your cheek— not enough to seriously hurt you, just enough to have your ears ringing, skin lightly stinging, and brain going to mush, once again has your cunt clenching around the silicone, whines slipping from between your lips and nails digging harder into the skin of her arm. “els” you whimpered.

“say it” she muttered. fingers soothing the pain in your cheek, squishing them gently with a chuckle.

“m’your pretty crybaby” you sighed. leaning your face into the palm of her hand with a tired smile. her thumb making quick work towards your lower lip, where she brushes the rough pad of skin across it, humming.

“i know” she mumbled. tongue wetting her dry lips as she just swipes the spit from yours all over. “always so pretty, but you look even prettier when you’re crying on my cock”

#ೃ⁀➷ mail received #꒰ bella baby ꒱#୨୧ etheralparadise #i have a problem #i just want her to slap me idfk #ellie williams #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams smut #ellie williams drabble

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a-cabin-in-midgard · 3 months

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Vampire Lord

#i have a problem #welp back to the 2012 vampire phase i go #daz3dart #art #dazart #a cabin in midgard #render #astarion bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #ascended astarion #ascendant astarion #baldurs gate 3

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angeldevilorprincess · 16 days

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I low-key just want to live in a house with a bunch of men who share me and have cameras all over the place so they can just watch me and watch each other fuck me all day

#unhinged #hornyposting #but like #it would be so much fun #you can't convince me otherwise #i have a problem #bd/sm kink #cnc k!nk #cnc free use #angeldevilorprincess #18+ blog

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barleys-barn · 1 month

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a bit of AM :)