#I was freezing

[sunmoonyandstars]

sigma males are OUT, and sigma drains are IN for 2024

#/joke #shitpost #shitposting #this is a joke #my mom thought I was going to get run over when I was taking the picture #I was freezing #it was worth it tho #im committed

[pktechgirlus]

When poolside autograph lines were a thing

San Jose, CA July 1989

Photo: LDeans

#gates mcfadden #beverly crusher #mcfadden monday #35mm #photography #it was windy #i was freezing

[upside-down-sock-drawer]

Got to be a walking advertisement today.

Me and 4 other people from the musical walked around in costume at our town's little fair. Paraded around with a sign that said show dates and handed out candy and stickers. Yippee advertising.

#it was decently fun #but also so so cold #i was freezing #i walked around for about an hour and then had to leave for rehearsal so the timing wasn't great #day in the life of a community theater actor #community theater #musical theater #theater kid

[saints-who-never-existed]

“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

#Another day another quote that's been rattling around in my head for an age #Which again sums things up better than I ever could #And of course it's not just about the physical deterioration at the end of the story allowing for intimacy #The idea permeates the whole show #Tozer holding Heather as his exposed brain freezes on the deck #Crozier and Hickey reaching a state of psychological intimacy but only through the violence of the lash #You could argue a link between Hickey and Goodsir too through the intimacy and violence inflicted on Irving #Both his killing and his autopsy #The Terror #The Terror AMC #Meta

[judas-isariot]

People who lives in really cold area, how do you put with fashion ?

Like having to wear 5 jackets because I spent 4 hours in the cold and wind make me look like a clown... And yes, I was still cold.

#cold #cold area #fashion #clothes #this is a genuine question #question #genuine question #I was freezing #and #ugly

[trans-cuchulainn]

wish abled people would understand fluctuating disabilities more. i told my boss my knee was better today than friday and she's like "I'm glad it's slowly getting better" but it's not Getting Better, it's just having a good day (and tbh it's worse now than it was when I said that) and tomorrow it'll probably be unable to bear my weight again. like. stop thinking of these things as a straight line progression because they're not and I'm tired to having to explain every bad day like it's some bigass new problem when it's just. the nature of these things

#i also wish adobe acrobat would stop freezing on me because it's like the whole reason i came in today #bc i dont have acrobat at home #and it's being so shit I can't actually do any work #painblogging #disability

[kyurochurro]

and now i bring to you my concept art for my imaginary tos episode: the crew go to the beach planet (the beach episode) 🏝️

#churro art #my art #digital art #doodles #star trek #star trek the original series #star trek tos #james kirk #james t kirk #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #nyota uhura #montgomery scott #hikaru sulu #pavel chekov #THIS IS SO SIMPLE IM SO SORRY BUT IM SO LOW ENERGY RN FOR NO GOOD REASON WAHHH #ANYWAYS I know we’re in January and it’s still winter and we’re freezing our butts off #but the MOMENT Christmas n new years is over is the moment the inside of my mind begins to look like a tropical landscape… #also I just like designing outfits for characters so I thought it’d be fun to just give each crew member their own beachwear HEHEHE #bones is grumpy of course. he has his hat to protect from the sun #usura is wearing a very classic vintage swimsuit!! since those are so cute I thought it would fit her so well HEHE #Spock is wearing what I imagine to be like. official star fleet aquatic uniforms #like i imagine this is what’s appropriate for the occasion to him BJSJJBSHA #of course. Jim has to be shirtless. I think we would perish if he had to wear a shirt at the beach #sulu I imagine would be sitting in a beach chair under an umbrella reading a book :P #ANDDD Scotty and Chekhov are her for the ride OF COURSE #ok I gotta do my homework now I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF I JAVENT DONE #CURSE YOU BURNOUT!!

[critterbitter]

Tis the season on Twist Mountain! Elesa, from Sinnoh, happily tromps around in the cold. Emmet remains undefeated champion of snowball fights. Ingo shivers his way across the clearing.

Look at em go!

Masterpost for more pokemon!

#unova has a rotating weather system and i love it #when its winter snow blankets certain routes. freezes puddles and changes the map. #and sinnoh’s snowy year round #idk i think elesa would like the snow #emmet thrives year round he’s a hardy lil fellow #ingo does best during summer like some sort of helioptile soaking up the suns eays #pokemon #sketchbook #art #submas #nimbasa trio #myart #fanart #pokemon ingo #submas comic #pokemon emmet #pokemon elesa #twist mountain #litwick #dwebble #tynamo #blitzle #vanillite #vanilluxe #cubchoo #cryogonal #durant #zangoose #sentret

[museaway]

✨ love your fandom asks ✨ 

Saw the opposite of this floating around and thought the reverse might be fun.

list 3 positive things about your current fandom(s)

a headcanon you weren't sure about at first but have come to like!

a character that fandom has helped you appreciate

say something nice about a ship you don't ship (it can be another ship in your fandom, a mutual's OTP, etc)

something you see in fics a lot and love

something you see in art a lot and love

your favorite tropes to read/write/draw

you hope more people will come to appreciate ___ (a ship, a trope, an episode, etc)

a ship that isn't your OTP but that you enjoy

a blog (mutual or one you follow) that has made your fandom experience brighter

if you're a writer or artist, what fic or piece of art are you proud of making?

compliment someone else in your fandom

your favorite type of fandom event (gift exchange, ship week, secret santa, prompt meme, etc)

the ship that always makes you smile

the character that always makes you smile

a tiny detail in canon that you want more people to appreciate

the thing in canon that everyone loves and that you also love

a fandom tag that you track

your current fandom(s)

your very first fandom!

a fandom you're not active in anymore but that you still really like

the fandom friend you've known the longest

the fandom you're curious about because of a mutual

how has fandom positively impacted your life?

a piece of advice for taking care of yourself in fandom spaces

#ask game #fandom positivity #tysm to Shy for reading over these questions before I put them into the Universe #I'm quite tired and it's freezing here so I am going to go hug my dogs

[mutualcombat]

i had to draw something immediately after reading @dhampling's one shot 'the gate'. dadstarion has CONSUMED me body and soul

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #tav #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #dadstarion #dhampling #astarion x reader #astarion ancunin #baldurs gate #gee did i forget any tags idk #adriannu in the back playing it cool about freezing her fucking ass off #rip to my girl #tavstarion #bg3 art #bg3 fanart #origin: adriannu

[arminsumi]

Gojo Satoru running in a downpour just to give you an umbrella

💗 さとる

Note : u know like in the s2 ending. it's 4:30 am the birds are chirping n here i am... writing cheesy gojo fluff lol. ignore errors... i'm sleep deprived 😭✌️

"Satoru... did you run all this way... in the rain?"

He's panting and desperately trying to catch his breath, bearing a half-smile at you. His uniform is completely soaked through. His shoes are leaky and his socks are squelchy with rainwater. His hair is completely flat-wet. Water drips off the ends of strands.

You and him are under the highway bridge, it shields you from the torrential rain, which he just rain through all the way from Jujutsu High.

"Y-yeah... well... only because y–you texted me saying... that you didn't... have an umbrella. So." he huffs, a rivulet of water dripping off his pointy chin.

You squint at him in disbelief. It's so funny.

This boy. This poor teenage boy. With noodly arms and legs and a poor posture. Just ran all this way here. To give you an umbrella.

Just to give you a damn umbrella.

"You're nuts."

He makes a smile at that. "I'm flattered you think so highly of me, Y/n."

A long silence passes.

He sucks in a breath and makes a sideways look.

"Uh... sooo... do I get like... a cheek kiss for this, or something? Maybe? ... please? No? Yes? Or an appreciative "thank you, 'Toru you're my knight in shining armour!" maybe? How about a—"

"No." you tease.

"Aw dang, I'll just go fuck myself then. We're divorcing. And I'm taking custody of the umbrella." He jokes.

He bends his back and knees to lower himself to your height, so he can make sure you get your share of cover under the transparent umbrella. You give him a sudden cheek kiss once he's lowered himself enough to be reachable for your lips.

He malfunctions. His brain has to actively register what just happened to his body. And then once it realizes he's just received a cheek kiss, his whole face starts to glow. His whole body freezes up.

He blushes boyishly. Because of course he would, he's just been kissed by his 3-year crush best friend.

But then he reassumes his annoying Gojo Satoru persona within a minute.

"Awww... you must like me."

"Shut up. And stop crouching like that. You'll scare a child."

"My future wife is so mean to me...! 😩"

"I'm not your "future wife", Satoru."

He sticks his tongue out at you. But then his playful tone suddenly drops. He looks at you. And he earnestly says;

"I will make sure that you are. No matter what... I wanna be yours."

#i also like to think about him waiting for us in the rain #and getting soaked #just waiting for us #tapping his foot #“WHERE HAVE U BEEN I HAVE WAITED IN THE RAIN FOR—aCHOO—AN HOUR!” #“MY BALLS ARE FREEZING BRO” #lmfaoiiioo #gojo #fluff #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo x reader flhff #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #jjk fluff #gojo fluff #gojo satoru x you

[mctwilight-mcd]

Hi. Guess what. It’s a snow day.

BLIZARD TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not fun to go shopping in

#twily rambles #i was freezing #welcome to the north #my art

[thatsnotahoodjason]

imagine tim drake passing his english lit classes purely because of his stalkerish obsession with jason todd leading to him hacking into jason's laptop and reading all his old lit essays and book blog

#dick: you got an A in english lit? i thought you hated that subject. how'd you manage that? #tim: i had a really good tutor #jason finding out years and years later when he remembers his old blogs and logs back into it to find spams of comments from tim #like 'i got an A in my macbeth paper cause of you!!' 'youre the smartest person ik' 'i got another A' 'i wish you could actually teach me' #and jason freezes like.. why tf did tim find my blog 5 years ago and use it like a tutor #dc #tim drake #jason todd #batfamily #batman #robins

[milimeters-morales]

how i think some memes would be like in spider-man’s new york

#it’s 6 something in the morning and freezing so sorry if these aren’t funny but they are to me #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #this isn’t about peter but. i guess you can apply him here too #peter parker

[northernsunsets]

they forgot about the mpreg flower

bonus:

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #svsss fanart #mpreg #shang qinghua is only pregnant for the joke #i think he is freezing his dick off in mobei jun's hole #shen qingqiu knowing what mpreg is cracks me up

[konigceo]

könig cumming 2 quickly

written by a minor

könig gets all shaky whenever he's abt to cum, n it gets sooo much more intense when he cums early :( he gets worried for a second, worried that u would be disappointed in him for cumming this early on. it's honestly ur fault, u just feel too good that he can't help!!

könig tries his best to make you stop grinding onto him, trying to delay his impending orgasm. but ofc it doesn't work, u were so needy for him all day, and needed his cock right then and there!!! he honestly loves it when ur all over him, he feels so useful to u :(

könig's hands tremble at your hips, whimpering your name out so sweetly, 'bitte, bitte..' he pleads. könig's mind turns to mush, poor guy doesn't even know what he's pleading for :( he's so conflicted, he doesn't want you to stop, but he doesn't wanna cum so easily like a horny teenager :(

it's been so long since he's felt this fucking good, maybe it's the long deployment getting to him. könig spurts his load inside of you, shame coursing in his veins. his mind is racing, not just from the orgasm, but from the pure shame he's feeling :( he's a seasoned colonel, a grown man, yet he comes unraveling at your pussy.

as you momentarily stop, könig utters a quiet apology. 'mein liebe.. i- i'm sorry, i didn't mean to cum so quickly,' he mutters. you reassure him, telling him that you're glad you made him feel that good. könig still feels bad, cumming before you did, so he makes sure you cum an extra 2 times!! he wants to make it up to you, not like you didn't enjoy it ;)

#lala speaks ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ #könig x afab!reader #konig x afab!reader #könig smut #konig smut #könig headcanons #konig headcanons #könig x fem reader #konig x female reader #könig #konig #könig mw2 #konig mw2 #HELP LMAO i wrote this on my camping trip #its very nice out here #love it #i loveeee the beach omg #my hands r freezing tho #its so cold