#Incorrect Fates

[fatestaynighttextposts]

#fate #fate/stay night #fsn #fate/hollow ataraxia #visual novel #f/sn #text post #incorrect quotes #rin tohsaka #artoria pendragon

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Miguel casually bleeding out on the floor*

Peter B Parker: "Is he going to be ok?"

Lyla: "Yes, just keep applying pressure"

Peter B Parker, leaning in closer to Miguel: "If you die, Gwen, Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie will have no supervision"

Lyla: "Not like that!"

Peter B Parker: "It's true!"

#miguel would either heal quicker or accept his fate quicker #there is no in between #source: tumblr #spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #across the spider verse #peter b parker #peter benjamin parker #miguel is so done with his shit #spiderverse miguel #miguel o'hara #spiderverse lyla #atsv lyla #lyla spiderverse #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

[fore-seer]

#fire emblem #fire emblem fates #fe fates #fe14 #odin fire emblem #owain fire emblem #hinata fire emblem #laslow fire emblem #inigo fire emblem #niles fire emblem #incorrect quotes #source: jame7t on tumblr #my content #shitpost #fates #idk man. take it

[cyber-streak-2]

Prowl: I have the sharpest memory. Try naming one thing I have forgotten.

The Constructicons: You left us in the parking lot 3 days ago.

Prowl: No, that was on purpose. Try harder.

#submission #transformers incorrect quotes #source: fate/grand order #Prowl #The Constructicons #IDW1 #Thanks for the submission :)

[loganslowdown4]

Patton: *to Remus* Could I… possibly…say borrow your best friend? For like… forever? Just, you know, if he’s available or… uh something? Um… please?

Remus: *sighs* Subtle Padre. Wait here— *goes to the dark side*

Remus: *comes back dragging Janus by the hand* Take him Pops, he won’t shut up about you either.

#I like to think that Janus had absolutely no say in that #but accepted his fate like right away lol #it’s Patton he’s weak as hell for him #thomas sanders #sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides #patton sanders #Remus sanders #Janus sanders #moceit #ts moceit

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

I need for Legolas to have played an epic prank on the twins right as he leaves for the quest, knowing they can’t follow him bc that’d compromise the mission. Elladan and Elrohir are shaking with rage. Meanwhile, elrond and arwen are doing their damndest to choke back their laughter.

Elladan & elrohir: *saying serious goodbyes and wellwishes to Aragorn and Legolas as the walkers are about to set out*

Legolas: i thank you and wish you well.

Legolas & Aragorn: *start walking*

Aragorn, noticing the mischievous glint in Legolas’s eyes: *leans in* what did you do?

Legolas: i took advantage of opportunity.

Meanwhile:

In Imlardis, 2 enraged scream could be heard throughout the realm.

Elladan and Elrohir: *bursting through the doors covered in honey, flour, glitter, and chicken feathers* LEGOLASSSSSSSS!!!!!

Elrond: *choking on his drink* you can’t go after him.

Arwen: *laughing her ass off* OH MY GOD HE GOT YOU GOOD!

Elladan and Elrohir: *swearing as they head towards the showers*

*a few minutes later*

“HOW THE FUCK DID THAT ASSHOLE EXCHANGE OUR SOAPS WITH PINK AND ORANGE DYE-?!”

#lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #the hobbit #lotr elves #legolas #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #elrond #elladan #elrohir #arwen #aragorn #you cannot tell me Legolas didn’t take advantage of having to go on a stealth mission by pulling the biggest prank on the twins #and getting away with it bc the twins can’t get back at him without risking the fate of the world

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Star Wars Legends + text posts part 2 (1)

#starkiller #Galen Marek #Mara Jade #Luke Skywalker #jaina solo #jacen solo #darth caedus #teneniel djo #Darth Bane #jagged fel #abeloth #The Force Unleashed #The Thrawn Trilogy #Legacy of the Force #new jedi order #fate of the jedi #not a quote #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes

[braxix]

Elrond: *About to pick up a cursed object*

Galadriel: Don't touch that!

Elrond: Gil-Galad named me his heir, this is not how I die.

#the kingship is surrounded by strange and awful deaths #Elrond's testing fate #lotr #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect quotes #elrond #lotr elrond #elrond peredhel #galadriel #lotr galadriel

[julio-claudian-saberface]

How I Saved Faerie Britain With The Power of Love

by Morgan le Fay

Chapter 1: The Power of Love

The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to save Faerie Britain with the power of love. 

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

#fate/grand order #fgo #cosmos in the lostbelt #lostbelt 6 #memes #incorrect quotes #lostbelt morgan

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I’m wanted in a couple states.

Jason: Fifty, actually.

#source: terminator: dark fate #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batclan #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[universescreaming]

Eddie: I hate touching people.

Eddie: The only physical contact I take joy in is ‘hand-to-hand combat’.

Chimney: You and Buck are literally hugging right now.

Eddie: (squeezing Buck tighter) this is different.

#is this not just Eddie?? #yea yea I finally gave into full buddie and have accepted my fate that this is my life now #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #buck buckley #evan buckley #evan buck buckely #eddie diaz #edmundo eddie diaz #edmundo diaz #911 fox #911verse #9-1-1 #buddie incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #those gay firefighters #chimney han

[fatestaynighttextposts]

#fate #fate/hollow ataraxia #fate/stay night #fsn #visual novel #f/sn #text post #incorrect quotes #shirou emiya #emiya shirou #illyasviel von einzbern #illya von einzbern

[feaincorrectquotes]

#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #fire emblem fates #lucina #inigo #laslow #lucinigo #incorrect quotes #april fool's day

[severussnapemylove]

Hermione; "Why are you laughing?!"

Ron; (laughing) "The fate of the world rests on our shoulders. We're doomed!"

#The fate of the Wizarding World rested in the hands of three teenagers #Yikes #incorrect quotes #harry potter #ron weasley #harry potter universe

[sneakyboymerlin]

gwaine: *takes a deep breath*

gwaine: i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around him ever: yes, you love Merlin, we know, you love Merlin so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Merlin, we KNOW , you love Merlin you fucking love Merlin ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE MERLIN. WE GET IT.

#5 years late on this meme but we deserve a little something special #also if anyone decides to paste this over the scene where Gwaine rambles on about all the things he likes about Merlin #while Arthur stands by in silent torment. well who am i to question fate #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin memes #merlin emrys #sir gwaine #merwaine #mergwaine #bbc merlin

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JANE: I need to do some slapstick comedy shit if I want this cool girl to like me.

#submission #source: our own post #anyways roxyjane #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jane crocker #mod terezi #it's so funny that you submitted this right after i reblogged some lesbian clowns #fate works in funny ways