Hubert: There is a war between sucking and fucking.
Ferdinand: And brother I’m in the trenches.
Edelgard: And girl, I’m playing both sides.
Shez: And brother I’m a war profiteer.
Hubert: You people cannot be trusted in the war room.
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Linhardt: "Truth or dare?"
Hubert: "Truth."
Linhardt: "How many hours have you slept this week?"
Hubert: "... Dare."
Linhardt: "Go to sleep."
Hubert: "I don't like this game."
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The real reason the Tragedy of Duscur happened.
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Hubert: I could have anyone here, except
Hubert: I'm extraordinarily socially inept
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Loog: Sorry we're late, we were, uh...
Kyphon: You know, doing...things?
Pan: Get a r—
The Emperor: They tried to set the Bergliez residence on fire!
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Roy, showing a Fire Emblem heroes trailer: My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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Boyd, knocking on Soren's door: Hey Soren, I'm here, open up.
Soren, from the other side of the door: As a child, I was forced to eat dogfood for dinner. I never had-
Boyd: Open the fuckin' door!
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It’s always “how dare you plunge the world into a bloody war” and never “how was overthrowing the church? Was it fun? It looked fun”
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Hubert: "'Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.' What a stupid fucking quote."
Hubert: "I'm killing way more than two people, idiot."
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If you need more reason to join the Holy Kingdom discord server, this is it. Featuring @officialfelixfraldarius and @too-easy
Made in Fodlan Frames
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