#Incorrect Frozen Quotes
Yes, I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I am also incredibly handsome, and that makes up for it, honestly.
Kristoff: How do you cope with trauma so well?
Elsa: The trick is to play your music louder than your thoughts.
Kristoff: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Anna: It’s not a joke! I’m a legit snack!
Anna: My neck, my back.
Elsa: My anxiety attacks.
Honeymaren, to Ryder: I'm, like, dropping subtle hints that I’m gay.
Honeymaren: [shoving Ryder out of the way] MOVE I'M GAY.
Olaf: Sven is Kristoff's best friend! Last year, they shared a toothbrush.
Kristoff: I was not aware of that.
Olaf: You did.
Kristoff: [banging on the door] ELSA, OPEN UP!!
Elsa: It all started when I was a little girl...
Olaf: That's not what he meant-
Anna: Wait, let her finish.
Honeymaren: Okay, I know you think my judgement is a little clouded just because I like Elsa a little bit.
Ryder: You’re literally doodling your wedding invitation right now.
Honeymaren: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Ryder: Oh, sorry. My bad.
Kristoff: Mattias is choking! Quick. call 9-1-1!!
Anna: I would but the 9 button doesn’t work.
Olaf: Just turn the 6 upside down, that makes it a 9!
Anna: Good idea!
Matthias: [stops choking] What the fuck?
Ryder: [barging into Honeymaren and Elsa’s tent]
Ryder: LESBIANS! WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!!
Anna: Just give up. Not everyone loves you and that's fine, you’re not Elsa.
Kristoff: Not everyone likes Elsa-
Anna: Names. I need names.
Elsa, digging through a first aid kit: Hey, Yelana? Do we have any Ibuprofen here?
Yelana: Y'know, back in my day we just died.
Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, Frozen (2013)
Elsa: I kissed Honeymaren.
Kristoff: I owe Anna so much money.
Elsa: I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. I don’t know, maybe I’m coming down with something.
Kristoff: Oh, I know what you’ve got. The L word.
Olaf: Yeah! Leprosy!
Kristoff: No. It’s four letters, starts with “L”, ends with “E”.
Olaf: Ah! LICE!
Honeymaren: Can we please stay at your tent tonight?
Honeymaren: Ryder played with a Ouija board and cursed ours.
Honeymaren: And Elsa doesn’t know how to banish spirits, she just throws salt at them and yells, “Does this look like a hotel to you?!”
Post. Just post. Why isn’t she posting? Do you think she knows how to post?
Anna: Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
Kristoff: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our relationship was founded?
Anna: Elsa, can you make me another one of those ice swords?
Elsa: Anna, why in the world would you need a sword?
Anna: Oh, I don’t know, maybe to protect against treasonous plots to kill me after my marriage and take over the throne?
Elsa: Kristoff wouldn’t do that.
Anna: It’s not Kristoff I’m worried about.
Anna: [looks over shoulder]
Anna: [whispering] It’s Sven.
anna: elsa, thank you for responding so quickly to my letter but... how did you get here so fast? I gave it to gale less than five minutes ago
elsa, who figured out an ice catapult was faster than gale: magic
Elsa: This tent has a giant hole in the ceiling.
Honeymaren: That’s our sun-roof!
Elsa: But what if it rains?
Honeymaren: Instant waterfall! You like nature, right?
Elsa: That’s what it says in my character description, so yeah.