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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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iron-strange12 · 7 months
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America: So, Peter gets to hang out with Tony in the lab…
Stephen: Yes
America: The place where it's “so dangerous, you might want to duck and cover America!”
Stephen: That's correct..
America, muttering to herself in sarcastically: …clearly I'm not the favorite then
Peter, shouting from the other room : I’ve been dead before, you haven't!
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sarcasstic-jpmvr · 6 months
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Tony: Hey Stephen can you help me with-
Stephen: I would jump in an open fire with a can of gasoline in my hands for you, continue.
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mcucharacterquotes · 2 months
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Stephen: I'm Doctor fucking Strange!
Tony: And I'm fucking Dr. Strange
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Tony: I think you like me.
Stephen: What part of the look on my face gives you that impression?
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kaethefangirl · 3 months
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Tony Stark listens to Fall out boy. Convince me otherwise.
Stephen: *can't sleep, so he goes down to the lab to see what Tony's doing*
Tony: *casually screaming at the top of his lungs as he works* YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEE, REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIESSS!
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Tony, dressed like Santa and lying on the floor of Morgan’s room: ouch
Stephen: babe, what’s wrong?
Tony: I try to give Magu her gifts, but the moment I got through the window she hit me with her toy Iron Man gauntlet and kicked me in the balls yelling: “go away creep!” I’m both proud and concerned
Stephen: *tries not to laugh*
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harpywritesfic · 9 months
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tony goes to pick stephen up for a date and he's standing on the front steps talking to himself trying to psych himself up to knock. stephen's waiting behind the door for tony to knock so he can open it and hears him.
tony, to himself: get it together, pretty boy, you've got a hot date tonight. don't screw this up.
he knocks. stephen opens the door.
stephen: hi, pretty boy.
tony:
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oleg-raiders · 9 months
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Tony, calling Steph: What a cool guy I am, I drink energy, Steph don't wait for me at night, flash me a point.
Tony: * Abruptly ends the call*.
Stefan, calling back Peter, who went with Tony to a business meeting: How many bottles did he drink?
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ironfey-42 · 26 days
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Incorrect IronStrange
Tony: my king, would you die for me? Stephen: no Tony: what? Stephen: i'd live for you. my whole life i'd been willing to die, but for you? i'm living just for you. you're my life Tony, in tears: i thought you were going to say that you'd die for fun
Based on this tweet Tony as Persephone and Stephen as Hades or vice versa. But mostly Tony as Persephone cuz I’ve read fics with Tony as Persephone.
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illicien · 1 year
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Tony, getting a tour of Kamar-Taj and suddenly yanking frantically on Stephen's sleeve.
Tony: Stephen... Stephen is that cow doing magic?
Stephen: Well, for one thing Rintrah isn't a cow, he's a R'Vaalian. But yes. He's quite competent.
Tony: ... Wow. Magic really isn't picky, huh?
Stephen: And yet you haven't managed it.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Stephen: *slams books down in front of Tony*
Stephen: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Tony: You could of said literally anything else.
Stephen: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Tony: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
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iron-strange12 · 6 months
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America: I hope you choke on a waffle!
Peter: I hope I do too!
Stephen: stop it both of you, Peter you know you’re not allowed to choke on a waffle
Tony: that’s right, the only people allowed to choke in this tower are me and Stephen
America and Peter screaming
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ironstrangeheart · 3 months
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Peter: *listening to 'Don't k!ll yourself, you'll die anyway' by Sailor Mel.*
The other Avengers: *faces with mixtures of horror and concern*
Tony: Share that with me, will you kid?
Stephen: Yeah, me too.
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[phone ringing]
Natsha: Yes?
Harley: It's us. Is Tony there with that guy Rhodey set him up with?
Natasha: They're here. And it's not good. Stephen is super-hot.
Peter: Oh my God, I hate Stephen so much.
Harley: Natasha, you and Bucky need to ruin this date. Just spill their drinks on them. Oh, tell lies about Tony. Just do whatever you need to get rid of this guy.
Natasha: On it. [hangs up, to Bucky] Get me a burger!
[Avengers Tower]
Harley: We need to find Steve and make him do something about his feelings.
Peter: He went to that TaskRabbit gig. We have no idea where he is.
Harley: He was walking. He can't be that far.
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Stephen: You slept only for few hours
Tony: I'll have a coffee and everything's gonna be ok
Stephen: You're locked in your lab for days, come on, let's go for a walk or something.
Tony: I'm not a dog.
Stephen: I haven't asked you anything. Go change, it's cold outside.
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