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hotrawchicken · 2 days
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Percy: Nico, I owe you one.
Nico (internally): It’s okay. I would do anything for you, I would dive to the depths of Tartarus for you. If you don’t want pickles in your burger I’ll be the first to walk up to the counter and demand no pickles. I’m Italian but I’ll dye the pasta blue for you. You can just date me with the intention of marriage and we’ll call it even.
Nico (out loud): Fuck off
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Percy: *on the phone* Hey Annie, do you know my blood type?
Annabeth: Of course, it's B-.
Percy: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, Will-!
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mo-mode · 4 months
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Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—
Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP
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Annabeth Chase: I dare you- Sally Jackson: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Annabeth Chase: Why not? Percy Jackson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. Grover Underwood: (vivid Yancy flashbacks) Fair enough.
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devangigloriosa · 28 days
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Nico: The Ocean is a soup.
Percy:
Percy: Do elaborate.
Nico: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Percy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Nico: *Tilts head*
Percy: The Ocean is a Soup.
Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Percy: I’ve picked out a very special song for our date tonight!
Percy: *starts playing ‘What is Love’*
Annabeth: What’s so special about this song?
Percy: One might say we heard it on our very first date.
Annabeth: First date? What date are you thinkin—OH MY FUCKING GODS PERSEUS JACKSON TELL ME YOU ARE NOT CONSIDERING THE TUNNEL OF LOVE TO BE OUR FIRST DATE
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simpingforpjo · 8 months
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Monster: Identify yourself!
Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!
Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.
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ambriel-angstwitch · 9 months
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Percy: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid
Annabeth: You always act stupid, Percy
Annabeth: …
Percy: Don’t think about it too hard
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percabethlovebot · 3 months
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pickafilm · 3 months
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Annabeth: What happened to your face?
Percy: Fencing injury.
Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-
Percy: I was jumping a fence.
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liesmultixxx · 2 months
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hotrawchicken · 11 hours
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*Texting*
Percy: Hey.
Nico: Percy?
Percy: I can't sleep. :(
Nico: I can. Goodnight.
*10 minutes later*
Nico (bursting into Percy’s bedroom): I lied. Scoot over.
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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years
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sodamnbored · 9 months
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Nico, over Iris message: So how is school? Do you hate it yet? Are you coming back soon?
Jason, laughing: I actually really like it, it’s so different from New Rome and Camp Half-Blood.
Nico, vaguely disappointed: That’s good.
Jason: More importantly, how’re you? What have you been up to lately?
Nico, shrugging: Will showed me how to do more things on the computer in the big house.
Jason, encouragingly: That sounds fun.
Nico: I visited you on Google Maps.
Jason, fighting his smile: That’s actually very sweet. Thank you.
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venusleontios55555 · 11 months
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Leo Valdez: “There’s something seriously wrong with you!”
Nico Di Angelo: “...Coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.”
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echo-stimmingrose · 5 months
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Annabeth: *Staring at Percy*
Percy: *oblivious* What?
Annabeth: You're so pretty. *Kisses him on the cheek and walks away*
Percy: *red faced and completely flustered* I uh-
Will: *in the distance* We need to talk about the amount of power this woman holds. She's got the two time hero of Olympus internally squealing like a school girl.
Percy: *shouts* I heard that, Solace!
Will: *shouts back* Oh yeah? What you gonna do about it, Pretty Boy?
Clarisse: *laughing her ass off* Yeah, Pretty Boy, whatcha gonna do?
Percy: I hate you both.
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