Steve: [hanging a picture on the wall] am I straight?
Tony: no, Steve. You’re not
Steve, sighing: the picture, Tony. Is the picture straight?
Tony: [looks at picture of Steve kissing Bucky at their wedding] no
Maverick: Yo ho ho! Avast and shiver me timbers! Have you seen my mizzenmast, sir? It’s mizzin’.
Iceman: Maverick, you’re a fool.
Yosano: I think I’m in the negative for quantity of fucks given today.
Steven: close your eye’s
Spinel: *close her eyes*
Steven: what do you see
Steven: that my world without you.
Spinel: (ಥ_ಥ) steven
Heh spinel is steven world
Citra: Hey, look, it’s the good kush!
Faraday: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
Zabdiel: the power went out
Chris: oh wait I got it *starts shaking his whole body crazily*
Zabdiel: what are you doing
Chris: I swallowed a glowstick
Zabdiel, on the verge of a heart attack: WHY WOULD YOU-
Buck : 🍑
Eddie : Are you offering me your ass? 😈
Buck : Can you afford it? 😈
Eddie : Hoe, how much? 💰
Buck : $999. Cash
Eddie : Bitch you ain’t that hot 🚶🏼♂️
Buck : But I’m thicc 🍑🍑🍑
Eddie : Yah I saw that
Buck : Dude WTF
Eddie : You’re no match for me 😈
Buck : Real talk tho you been checking out my ass?
Eddie : You can’t prove shit
Aziraphale, to Beelzebub: you… you… you rude person!
Crowley, drily: go easy on her, Aziraphale
Yang: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Weiss: An idiot.
Angel Dust: I’m finally going to reveal my fetish…it’s love.
Husk: Angel, you’re into BDSM and we all know it.
Paul: I suffer from a disorder called sleep fighting.
Scott: Wow, must be terrible.
Paul: Only when I’m losing.
Kate Kane: I’ve only known Kara Danvers for a day, but if anything happens to her, I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.