#Inquiry Responses — {asks}

[4byun]

A humble offering to my best friend @spiltspit of our gamer ghost au 😔🤲🏻💜

#HE’S STARING AT U WIHT HIS WET LITTLE GAY EYES. #what does he want you ask?????? oh simply for 500000 Robux #fellas would you give him your credit card info to get scammed Be honest #if not h e will hack your roblox accounts and log u Out #also I love you 😔 so much #yes tumblr dot com this is me announcing that I love bestie so much. and that They Are THE spiltspit™️ #if anyone wants anything from them inquiries go thru me . 1-6000 days response on work days sry #im busy loving them #ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #mw2 #mw3 #my art

[ask-glados]

ms Glados, big fan of your work. amazing tests gotta tell you just impressive both in color and design just wow, you know how to run a good chamber, oh right the question. would you be willing to hear some new Testing Element ideas?

"Sure, I suppose."

#anon #anonymous #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

[cxldtyrant]

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"Tch. What sort of nonsensical gibberish are you spewing now, you vile Earthling? Is this "Halloween" you humans partake in some sort of depraved, sexual ritual?" He questioned, his tone thick with disgust. And here he was, led to believe that it was some harmless festivity where its people would dress up for the occasion while partaking in confections. At least, that's what Mariko had told him... surely, she would not have misled him, would she?

Wait, what did this foul creature just call him?

"... what is a "thot"?"

#[inquiry; response] #[anonymous] #[I went to go finish those bingo asks and this popped up] #[Cooler thinks Earthlings are weird] #[and has no idea what a thot is lol] #[who wants to tell him?]

[witchofthescions]

((👁‍🗨?))

First Impressions

Oh she seems like a nice lady! An intellectual type like my friends, too! I think we're gonna get along real well!

(I was right, we did! Haha!)

#informal inquiries (asks) #!meme responses #creepy-crowleys

[sageofthescions]

14. what was the best/funniest dream your muse has ever had?

Happy Headcanons

((He once had a dream where he summoned a carbuncle that was the size of a house and just rode around on it everywhere. Traveled the world, stomped some badguys, gave it about a million chin scratches and pets lmao))

#dog-tagged #informal inquiries (asks) #!meme responses #!headcanons

[bookkeeperofthescions]

🥿🥿 [[ ballet slipper— with only one word, describe how you feel at this moment ]]

Pink Asks

Overworked @_@

#dog-tagged #informal inquiries (asks) #!meme responses #!headcanons #fading to violet (patch 4.4 4.5)

[cerbreus]

like, it’s not final til it’s finalized and i’m in the chair getting it done lbr, but i just heard back from one of the artists i put an inquiry in for my sleeve and she’s interested! :’) genuinely so excited to get it started, even if it’s quite a few months off.

#fourth inquiry is the charm i guess! #i still haven't even heard back from the other 3 #2 just ghosted after the initial response and closed up books #one is pretty notoriously bad at getting back to people it took 10 months for her to even respond for the stomach tat #in all honesty if it all goes smoothly i might ask this artist if she'd like to do the matching left sleeve down the road :') #i've been wanting sleeve tattoos for SOOOO long like lifelong goal for me #it's finally happening!! #my stuff #wish me luck for the 5 hr sessions hope they're super manageable for me #even if they're not i'll tough it out regardless but still wish me the luck

[worldly-diversity]

@lionfated ○ 𝕝𝕖𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕒 ○

          ⤷  『  ❝ you gotta stop pretending to be someone else. ❞  』

"I'm not—" It's the first thing that comes out of his mouth, instinctive and automatic, and he blows out a big breath as he tilts his head back over the edge of the couch to look at Leon as the other seems to be all but pacing a hole into his floor.

Poor floor…

"Look, I'm trying okay?" He muttered, pouting slightly and kicking off his shoes so he could curl up on the couch more comfortably, shifting in his seat to better be able to see the other from his perch as well.

"It's not that easy. Can you imagine me just dropping everything out of the blue? They'd think Xehanort possessed me or something." Which, quite frankly, he wouldn't be surprised if that was the conclusion they jumped to. Sora's public veneer was growing more different from the way he felt and conducted himself in private that by now the difference was staggering.

He'd stopped crying and raging a while ago, for which he's silently grateful as he'd been on the verge of breaking character in front of Donald and Goofy, or worse yet in front of Yen Sid and he'd have been in for no end of trouble then. No sad faces… No angry faces either, of course. Not that that counted for anyone but him clearly, considering how often Donald got jumped up. You'd think someone had shoved something up— Ahem. Anyway, better not derail…

"I can't change things now, and I didn't know better a few years ago when I might've still had the chance. It's… not fine, but it is what it is, I guess." He glanced up at Leon again, resting over the back edge of the couch now as if trying to get closer to the man who had become such a reliable and beloved anchor to him.

"It was the same for you, right?" He ventures after a small pause. Leon hadn't yet told him much of what life had been like for him before the worlds had gone and tangled themselves up in each other the way they had. Still, Sora loved the stories, even if it wasn't all good cheer and fun times. He figures one day maybe he'll be talking about his own adventures to some bright eyed and hopeful youngster and they'd feel the same way he did now.

It really was a cycle, huh?

"I can be myself here, that's enough for me." He finally offers in resolution. He can't change his attitude towards everyone else right now, he's doing all he can already to the edge of utter exhaustion to regain whatever it is Yen Sid thinks he's lost (it had better not be his innocence because that was impossible to recover—) and he's barely got energy left over for everything else he's got to deal with beside that.

Such as keeping up his veneer of joviality and good sportsmanship in front of his companions and friends.

He still desperately wished he could pull Riku aside and have a few hours to talk about how they both felt and how things were going, maybe reveal the truth to him even if knowing his cheerfulness was an illusion would likely hurt Riku some… It'd still be better to know the truth, just like he'd want Riku to tell him if something were wrong on his end too.

It's all he wants really, to clear the air and go home, but the way things are now it's already a miracle he can escape to Leon under the guise of extra training. At least here he can catch up on some much needed sleep and talk to his mentor about the things that are bothering him without needing to fear judgement or corrective measures of any kind.

"Hey Leon…" After a moment he glances up again, biting at his lower lip with an air of insecurity he didn't display all that often anymore. "Do you… Do you think I'll ever be able to go home?"

#lionfated #universe • final fantasy #inquiry • final fantasy #interactions • sora #answered #please ask before continuing #i do not take any responsibility for the depth of feelings incurred as a consequence of reading this post— #you said angst i give you angst xDD

[thegreathomestuckreread]

augh my coworker responded to an email that was about my programs that i am in charge of organizing, we even had an agreement that i am the one to respond to any emails that come through the general organization address unless otherwise discussed and not only is she stomping on that but she's responding specifically to an inquiry about my programs that i am in charge of that i know the answers and inner-workings of better than her

i was already working on a solution for the inquiry and now she's given this parent not necessarily wrong info but i was checking a few things to see if i could give her a more ideal answer (program is full and she's asking about registration, i'm seeing if we can squeeze her kid in)

also important, i was checking these things with the person who is actually running the program, the actual facilitator who will have to deal with the consequences of having another participant registered either one over capacity or in a group that might be a little more challenging for the participant

why the fuck is she even answering work emails at this time of night go the fuck to bed lol

#AUGH #once the facilitator gets back to me i can respond to the email *properly* #and when we meet again on monday i am going to kindly ask that she not respond to inquiries about *my fucking shit* #pls and thanks #like yes okay she's my boss but we're amicable and also she understands that like. this is my area. #i am the manager of all of these programs. #AND WE HAD AN AGREEMENT ABOUT EMAILS THAT COME THROUGH THE GENERAL ORGANIZATION ADDRESS #which i guess could technically be seen as only about a different branch of things that is *not* my singular shit and is her shit #but also aaaauuuuuuugh i was fucking *working on it* jesus christ #not every email needs a response within ten fucking minutes of receiving it in the first place #personal

[ask-glados]

Opinion on Black Mesa Research Facility?

"A gang of pathetic thieves whose only original ideas led to the near-end of the world."

#snek the aro #snek-the-aro #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

[volleytechniques]

Tapping his chin in thought. “If I get cornered by another guy, should I kiss them too ?”

Iwaizumi stopped in his tracks and turned around. Lightly pink, Hajime just looked at Tooru.

"L-Like hell you should! They won't treat you the same as I did..." He looked away and scratched his cheek.

#let me take this challenge! || iwaizumi hajime #pretending to be a sports star || rp #be who you are || ic #inquiries are welcomed here! || asks #NDNSNDIAHF SORRY IM ON MY PHONE RN. BUT TAKE THIS SHORT RESPONSE.

[cxldtyrant]

Send 🔞 for a NSFW headcanon. - Closed

@synthetixflora asked: 🔞

Time for me to bust out some fun headcanons I have regarding Arcosian genitalia. You all ready for some alien biology? No? Well, too bad.

But to be nice since it's a somewhat squicky in its description, I will also put it under read more just in case. I know people have likely blacklisted this day, but I also know tumblr is a trash website that can fail from time-to-time, so better to be safe than sorry.

I'm of the personal belief that Arcosians can internally store their genitals, like a sheath. Which is why they can basically walk around without clothing, though most of them still prefer wearing clothes to highlight their social station. Cooler himself will wear armor as a show for something like a meeting with King Cold or Freeza, and more formal garb when on Arcos.

When unsheathed, Arcosian penis is somewhat different compared to that of a Saiyan or Earthling's. It's prehensile, flexible and slick, comparable to that of perhaps a dolphin's (I would know from studying animal biology, wanted to be a marine biologist when I was in high school). There aren't any mating seasons or heat cycles in their species, so they can bust out their dicks to fuck or jack off anytime they want.

And in terms of Cooler's dick, his is above average and a dark blue palette. When he transforms, it gets pretty massive. I'm not even overselling it. The man grows two feet in height and gains around an extra two-hundred lbs when he transforms, so I imagine his dick would grow twice the length it was initially. He will absolutely break you in half (and knowing some of you alien fuckers, you'll thank him for it).

#[synthetixflora] #[inquiry; response] #[tw; alien biology] #[nsfw; an emperor's desires] #[I'm finally coming around to finishing these asks] #[perfect timing considering its sunday] #[I felt dirty just writing this] #[but now you all know what to expect if you ship with him and/or sleep with him]

[witchofthescions]

 👁‍🗨

First Impressions

She's a real quiet one, isn't she? Sweet kid, though! Seems to be enjoying herself, at least.

#informal inquiries (asks) #!meme responses #dog-tagged #((she wasn't entirely sure what to make of her at first beyond “quiet and arguably weird kid” alskfehslfhe)) #((arguable because she's spent time around kids. She knows they can be Weird™️ lmfao))

[sageofthescions]

[[ physical touch!

Love Languages

does your muse like being hugged?

((Yes! With an asterisk.

Lenar's very picky about touch. From the people he loves and trusts? Hug him as much as you want. Anyone who doesn't meet those requirements? Fuck off or he'll hit you.))

where could someone touch your muse to calm them down?

((A hug from someone he trusts would most likely do the job. Either around the shoulders or around the chest. Any lower and it starts to just get awkward and also leaves him with more of an opportunity to wriggle free lmao))

is there anywhere on your muse’s body they want to be touched most?

((Well there are certainly some places that he would like one very particular person to touch LMFAO))

does your muse find themselves subconsciously seeking out physical contact? ( ie. reaching for s/o’s hand without realizing it )

((Oh all the time. He seeks out physical contact with his loved ones almost out of habit. If he doesn't have anything else to do, he can and will seek someone out and just. Lean against them. If he's just hanging out with someone he likes? Somehow he'll find himself touching them, whether that's by laying on them or leaning against them or holding hands or some other gesture. By the end of this hangout he WILL be in physical contact with you.))

#livlaughlovio #informal inquiries (asks) #!meme responses #!headcanons

[bookkeeperofthescions]

Skeptical? UFOs

Some Healthy Skepticism

Well. I've a sneaking suspicion that most things that are called UFOs are probably far more identifiable than people think. The ones who go on and on about them being "aliens" from another star are probably the least likely to listen to reason, though.

#Anonymous #informal inquiries (asks) #!meme responses #!headcanons #fading to violet (patch 4.4 4.5)

[badolmen]

You ever see a response to a post that is so inflamed and self contradictory that it’s like

#ra speaks #personal #started posting on my Blood Pressure blog to get the adrenaline going this week and by god it worked #but also this response was so. reactionary and confusing it’s like. i know it’s all in bad faith #and any attempt on my part to appeal to logic and pick apart their response with calm and respectful inquiry and information #will likely only be met with further raving and ranting #but also like. maybe it wouldn’t? probably would. but it might not! #like I don’t think any literate person would read my post and then their response and wholeheartedly agree with that response #because of how unhinged and transparently bad faith it was. so I don’t feel the need to further clarify myself. #but who knows! maybe they’ll obsess over a response I never give them for the next week while I forget this ever happened #the worst part is like the last paragraph was coherent and like. yes the nature of these supernatural beings is fixed and part of #a greater purpose. that’s why there’s no mythology surrounding flexibility in these fixed purposes? like yes that’s correct #why is everything you say before this point incoherent raging? #so I am tempted to try and appeal to that logic. but maybe I won’t. who knows. #not gonna block them unless they show up to be annoying it’s nice to know tumblr still have unhinged reactionaries who exist only to rant #context: #i made a blog just to say things that will make some people mad #because this is my happy blog not my stress blog do not ask about the Blood Pressure blog it exists to give me adrenaline boosts #when I get to comfortable and happy with my life bc sometimes you gotta self Sabatoge to live a little <3