#Jaanwar

[anotherfanaccount]

Newfound disrespect for anyone who liked Jaanwar. And people involved in the movie.

Apko apki gandagi Mubarak.

#dhanya hai #kuch bhi bana do cinema ke name pe #chutiye to hain waise bhi hum sab is desh mein #jaanwar #Vanga seriously I wish you the worst

[orgasming-caterpillar]

TGE KISS HSLLO????????

#bhai itne romantic scenes skip kar diye na I'm shocked ke 1999 ki movie me kiss hai #like of fucking course kiss hai fuddu tujhe hi sab skip karna padta tha #the surprise of a desi child finally watching old movies alone my god #jaanwar 1999 #btw im having so muhc PANic #like on one hand #akshay #and on the other hand #karishma #this movie is a treat for bisexual boys like ahahahAAAAAAAAHHHHHH #my fucking god

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Remembering about the time when our religion's biggest threat was 'paap kiye toh agle janam mai jaanwar banoge'. Like please bro, wahi banado

#desiblr #desi tumblr #desi dark academia #desi academia #desi tag #desi

[abdulkealfaaz]

“Beqadar duniya mein qadar karne waale hum hi hain kya?

Toote rishte sambhalne wale bus hum hi hain kya?

Kyu milte rahe patthar hume har sadak par?

Insaano ki nagri mein ek jaanwar bus hum hi hain kya?”

-a.a.k.

#poets on tumblr #urdu sad poetry #shayari #poetrylovers #urdu shayari #shayarcommunity #hindi love shayari #urdu shayar #poetry #urdu shairi

[aurkitnarulaoge]

Things my friend group has said that made me question my life choices:

*imitating Daya bhabhi* "He Ma Majati!!... Bhala kare pitaji..."

"Bhagwan bhi banane ka copyright nahi leta, maa-baap to phir bhi insaan hain."

"Nark me maroge." "Yamraj se flirt kar lenge."

"Titanic kaise dubi thi?... dub dub dubbak dub."

"Haye rama ye kya kya hua kyu— muskaan joothi hai~~"

*to english teacher* "Roz roz kyu chale aate ho ma'am?"

*to our physics teacher* "aye haye chunri teri lageni gulabi sharara"

"Bas college degree mil jaye— phir ek amir bap ki aulad ko dhamkake shaadi kar leni hai maine"

*to class topper* "Tu to bewajah badnam hain, ye physics wali to zyada pakati hain."

*to English teacher* "Principal se taarif dilwaenge to games doge?"

"Bas ek bar MLA ban jana hain." "Kyun?" "Wo lal batti wali gadi ke andar parde kaise lagate hai dekhna tha."

"Drugs ka dhandha karenge. Paison se science degree khareedkar chief minister ban jaege— main Kerela ki tu Tamil Nadu ki." "Ghar se bohot door nhi padega?" "Helicopter helicopter~~"

"Aao kabhi haveli pe."

"Padhai? Wo kya hai?"

"Johnny Johnny?" "Yes papa?" "Doing drugs?" "Yes papa." "Tabhi gender nhi bta pa raha mera baccha..."

"Jaanwar janwar mat kr fir katungi to rona ayega."

"<name> mera bhai hain. Desh ka sipahi hain. Bolo mere saath <insert gaaliyaan>"

"Abe <censor> ki <censor> ki <censor> <censor> ke <censor> <censor> <censor> ke choohe!!! Himmat hain to samne aakr bol!!!"

"Bottle mein daaru bhar kr aate ho kya? Ye kaisi harkatein kar raho ho?" "Dekha? Ishiliye sasti lene ke liye mna kiya tha."

"He bhagwaan hai kaha re tu?"

*to maths teacher* "Bas ek aur baar wo question repeat kar do to bell baj jayegi."

*to bio teacher* "nanna re nanna re nanna re na na re class me mat aana class me mat aana~~"

*in basketball court* *to boys* "half court ki line de hi u-turn le lo aaj hum 3X3 khel rahe hain."

*leaving class to go home* "Itni khgushi... itni khgushi mujhe aaj tak nhi hui— are hamari prem bhai kidhar gayi?"

"HAMARE JAISA BOLO!!! BOLNA SEEKHO!!! BHUKH ANDOLAN KARO!!!"

"Dono taraff pahadon ka vaas hain."

"Chemistry ab nhi hota. Chalo sanyaas lete hain. Sab apna apna katora leke aana."

"Gaaliyon aur song lyrics yaad karne me phd ki hai."

Etc. Etc.

#desi friends #school friends #school #school system #high school #desi girl #desi tumblr #desi humor #desi people #desi tag #desiblr #harami dost #desi kamine #gaaliyon me phd ki hai

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

Mein mimicry in nature ke baare mein padh rahi thi. Matlab how some species in the animal kingdom or plant kingdom mimic other species for survival advantage.

There’s a flower species called Green birdflower. This flower literally mimics a small bird. These flowers take a bird ka roop to attract other birds, which are natural pollinators. The other advantage is that a phul patte khane wala jaanwar will avoid this flower which looks like a bird. Hence, increasing its chances of survival.

Now my main question is, HOW TF FOES THIS FLOWER KNOW WHAT A BIRD LOOKS LIKE IN ORDER TO TAKE A BIRD KA ROOP BRO IS THERE A UNIVERSAL CONSCIOUSNESS AT PLAY?? IS GAIA THEORY TRU?? MEIN RAAT BHAR ISKE BARE MEIN SOCHUNGI NATURE IS AMAZING

I DON'T NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS WHERE ARE YOU MY PYAARE BIOLOGY MOOTS?!?!??

[supriyawithoutsu]

Kitni ajeeb baat haina ye,School ke pehle din bhi roye the aur aakhri din bhi royenge.Pehli baar main school ki sabse strong bold jhansi ki rani ki aankhein geeli dekhungi.Pehli baar main kisi se door jaane se darungi.Pehli baar mera life main aage badhne ka man nahi karega.Pehli baar jin teachers aur dushmano ko gaali dete Hain unse gale lagke rone ka man karega.

Honestly saying,Mujhe boards ke result se zyada tension meri zindagi bhar ki saving -Mere jaanwar/Dosto se alag jaane ki hogi.Ha maana ki dosti kabhi chhootti nahi lekin obv yaar unse roz na milne ke thought ki wajah se bhi rooh kaapti hain.

Bhale hi shirt pe marker se sign baad ek alag sukoon milta Hain.Lekin fir bhi ek dar hain.What if uss shirt ko sambhalne wali main akeli reh jau?What if poora grp ek doosre ko bhool jae?What if jinhe main zindagi maanti hoon vo school friends ko normal bxaxcxhxoxdxi bolke taken for granted lene lage?What if jinhe main important maanti hoon unki zindagi main main last se most important ban jau?And what if mujhe aise kameene waapas na mile?Itne saare questions hain aur jawaab dene wala...koi nai

(Agar itna paper main likh du to pass ho jaungi)

#desi tumblr #desi humor #desiblr #desi shit posting #funny stuff #desi tag #funny shit #desi memes #what the fuck #school #friends #besties #farewell

[sagarmeinofficial]

TITLE :- SHU - MERI DOSTH

Raat bhar Teri yaadon mein doobtha Raha,  khudh ko teri yaadon mein mein khootha Raha , harr raath Mera dham hai ghot tha bin tere ,  dost toh mere pass bohot hai parr unn me Teri waali baat nahi hai ,  mein apne ooper Teri saari galtiyaan Lee lunga mujhe chahiye sirf doosthi ,  mere aass paass waale sare nikle magarmachh🐊 aur saanp🐍 , bass ek tu hei hai mere liye ummeed hai aakhri 🥺, waada ki thi kabi nahi choodungi abb kyun jaane ki zidd karr ke baiti hai choti si matter ke liye,  yee sacch tu bhi jaanti hai ki teri barein mein mein, aur mere baarein mein tujh se behtar humare Ghar waale bhi nahi jaanthe,  EEGO , GUSSA aur attitude ko thoda side karr ke sochne ki kooshish karr,  tujhe daakh diya hai inn kaale badaloon ne thoda mere saath baath karrne ki koshish toh karr ,  abbhi toh kehne ko toh bohot saari baatein hai likhne bait Gaya toh panne(papers) kamm pad jaayengi ,  full stop math laga yaar ummedh hai ek din tu maan jayeegi,  aur humari dosti aur kahani zindagi ke sadkon pe aisi hei chalti rahegi ,  frustrated hai tu aur mein dono apne zindagi se , hum dono bhi strong hai andar se ,  humari zindagi ek dum same hai isliye hum bane dost hai ,  lucky charm 🧿 hai tu meri Teri naam mein hei good-luck(shubha) hai ,  aake toh dhek iss kaalee(black) samandar (SAGAR) mein doob jaa ,  hum dono sath mill ke pohoch jayenge apne sapnoo (goals) ke kinaaree🥅 ,  kalam se nahi yee baatein likh raha hun toota hua zakhmi🥺💔 dil se ,  aa isse jood de,  mein sabbi buri wakth ko bhool jaunga yee waada karrtha hun tujh se ,  humara time hei galat chall raha hai hum kuchh nahi karr sakthe,  tuu bhi bhool jaana in jhagde lafde ko ,  phirr se naya shuruwaat karrthe hai ,  mein tere hei intezaar karr raha hun jaldhi aa jaa , tere se hei dosti pe bharosa karrna shuru ki hai ,  iss dosti ko math Tod na ,  ek Kam hai woh tuu hei karr sakthi hai aur koi nah, kaale🌑 kamree mein bandh pada hun ,  chawi hai tu 🔑,  humara beech mein bana hua yee darrwaza khol de,  humari zindagi mein nayi rooshni aur dhoop aane de 🫶🙏🌞.

jaathe jaate kuch lines aur deena chahunga:-

cheap products attract more customers bolke sabith karrdika tune , usska naam nahi lunga par issi liye uss jaanwar ki mindest wala duplicate chapri China maal ko apne dil ke kareeb rakh ke , tuu ne Kiya tha iss OG mindset rakhne wala aur made in Germany SAGAR ko ignore 🥺😭.

-SAGARMEIN (likh raha hun zakhmi Dil se💔). 

#GG💚🕊️

#rap #desihiphop #underground #artists on tumblr #art #artist #beats #composition #photography #writer #karma #karma is a bitch #revenge era #im broke #heart been broke so many times #undergroundartist #underrated #underratedrapper #GG💚🕊️ #sagarmein #sagarmeinofficial #my love #hate #love #friendship #bestfriend #bestie #bonds #fragile #zakhmidil

[the-sound-ofrain]

maafi gustakhi ki hoti hai ye to khudse aayi hun main

Jahangir jaanwar hai , aapko takleef hogi

Good night anarkali urf anon

[philophi9999]

TUM SABB SMC KAA PILLAA SABB JAANWAR HAIN....PETROL DAALKE JAAR DUNGAA...

[lyricsssdotin]

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#Divine #Pusha T #Vince Staples

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Tum log mere posts dekh ke yahi sochte ho na ki "kya bakwaas kr rha hai ye jaanwar"?

Same bhai same

#desiblr

[economics167]

HUMLOGO KE LAAT KAA GARDAA HAIN SMC PURAA DUNIYAA KEH DEGAA..KAHAN BHAGWAN KAHAA JAANWAR KII PAIDAISH...

[indiejones]

MAESTRO CORNER! - Indies Top 165 Greats' Films, From World Cinema's No. 1 & No. 5 Greatest Actors! No.1 RAJESH KHANNA - 120 Films -115 Films in Top 1800 (of Indies Top 3600 Hindis) & 100 Films in Top 1600 & 83 Films in Bolly's Top 1000 ! & No.5 DILIP KUMAR - 45 Films in Top 1800 (of Indies Top 3600 Hindis) & 38 Films in Top 1000 !

Position Title Year 1 Sangdil 1952 2 Uran Khatola 1955 3 Mughal-E-Azam 1960 4 Aradhana 1969 5 Amar Prem 1972 6 Anand 1971 7 Devdas 1955 8 Tarana 1951 9 Naya Daur 1957 10 Aavishkar 1974 11 Dil Diya Dard Liya 1966 12 Jogan 1950 13 Maalik 1972 14 Aan 1952 15 Shikast 1953 16 Arzoo 1950 17 Khamoshi 1970 18 Sachaa Jhutha 1970 19 Tinku 1977 20 Daag 1952 21 Gunga Jumna 1961 22 Baharon Ke Sapne 1967 23 Yahudi 1958 24 Paigham 1959 25 Do Raaste 1969 26 Disco Dancer 1982 27 Bandhan 1969 28 Naukri 1978 29 Haathi Mere Saathi 1971 30 Bawarchi 1972 31 Karm 1977 32 Dil-E-Nadaan 1982 33 Khudai 1994 34 Ram Aur Shyam 1967 35 Naukadubi 1947 36 Musafir 1957 37 Amar 1954 38 Aaj Kaa M.L.A. Ram Avtar  1984 39 Hulchul 1951 40 Dushmun 1971 41 Deedar 1951 42 Namak Haraam 1973 43 Bairaag 1976 44 Dastaan 1972 45 Aadmi 1968 46 Sunghursh 1968 47 Souten 1983 48 Aakhri Khat 1966 49 Kati Patang 1970 50 Agar Tum Na Hote 1983 51 Shaheed 1948 52 Daag: A Poem of Love 1973 53 Safar 1970 54 Mehbooba 1976 55 Saudagar 1991 56 Madhumati 1958 57 Apna Desh 1972 58 Mere Jeevan Saathi 1972 59 Ajanabee 1974 60 Mehboob Ki Mehndi 1971 61 Bhola Bhala 1978 62 Janta Hawaldar 1979 63 Anurodh 1977 64 Ittefaq 1969 65 Anokha Rishta 1986 66 Babul 1950 67 Foot Path 1953 68 Prem Bandhan 1979 69 Nazrana 1987 70 Prem Kahani 1975 71 Dhanwan 1981

72 Gopi 1970 73 Andaz 1971 74 Awara Baap 1985 75 Thodisi Bewafaii 1980 76 Joroo Ka Ghulam 1972 77 Andaz 1949 78 Nadiya Ke Paar 1948 79 Aap Ki Kasam 1974 80 Adhikar 1986 81 Bundal Baaz 1976 82 The Train 1970 83 Dharam Kanta 1982 84 Ghar Ka Chiraag 1989 85 Mela 1948 86 Rajput 1982

87 Mazdoor 1983

88 Palkon Ki Chhaon Mein 1977 89 Ghar Ki Izzat 1949 90 Aashiq Hoon Baharon Ka 1977 91 Humshakal 1974 92 Anuraag 1972 93 Aakhir Kyon? 1985 94 Chakravyuha 1978 95 Qila 1998 96 Kudrat 1981 97 Maryada 1971 98 Aan Milo Sajna 1970 99 Hum Dono 1985 100 Shatru 1986 101 Amrit 1986 102 Avtaar 1983 103 Asha Jyoti 1984 104 Doli 1969 105 Jugnu 1947 106 Swarg 1990 107 Babu 1985 108 Dil Daulat Duniya 1972 109 Aanchal 1980 110 Aurat 1967 111 Amar Deep 1979 112 Raja Rani 1973 113 Prem Nagar 1974 114 Dard (Conflict of Emotions) 1981 115 Aaina 1977 116 Avam 1987 117 Shehzada 1972 118 Chhoti Bahu 1971 119 Tyaag 1977 120 Chalta Purza 1977 121 Chhailla Babu 1977 122 Naya Kadam 1984 123 Badnam Farishte 1971 124 Goraa 1987 125 Fiffty Fiffty 1981 126 Awaaz 1984 127 Phir Wohi Raat 1980 128 Raaz 1967 129 Shakti 1982

130 Kranti 1981 131 Insaniyat 1955 132 Anokha Milan 1972 133 Karma 1986 134 Roti 1974 135 Dharm Adhikari 1986 136 Ashanti 1982 137 Aakraman 1975 138 Maqsad 1984 139 Zamana 1985 140 Nasihat 1986 141 Nishaan 1983 142 Vijay 1988 143 Bandish 1980 144 Bewafai 1985 145 Rupaye Dus Karod 1991 146 Begunaah 1991 147 Kohinoor 1960 148 Insaaf Main Karoonga 1985 149 Oonche Log 1985 150 Masterji 1985 151 Dharm Aur Qanoon 1984 152 Alag Alag 1985 153 Woh Phir Aayegi 1988 154 Ghar Parivaar 1991 155 Maha Chor 1976 156 Jaanwar 1982 157 Sitapur Ki Geeta 1987 158 Paapi Pet Ka Sawaal Hai 1984 159 Pyaar Zindagi Hai 2001 160 Durgaa 1985 161 Sautela Bhai 1996 162 Aa Ab Laut Chalen 1999 163 Wafaa 2008 164 Mamata Ki Chhaon Mein 1989 165 Main Tera Dushman 1989

[sahebmandiravlog]

Ye Tera Mukhda Hi Mujhko Bhata Hai || Tujhko Na Dekhun || Jaanwar #Yeera...

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[orgasming-caterpillar]

Btw no actor present in Bollywood today could cause the same kuch kuch in my dil the way Akshay Kumar in Jaanwar 1999 does

#bro starting me when he's looking at karisma kapoor hkoyrszcghyesc