#Klaus Hargreeves x Dave Katz

[salvador-daley]

Sauna Klaus x Dave

Umbrella Academy smut 🍑🥵

Author’s Note: So, the other day, my husband told me about our town’s gay sauna and how there was a whole documentary about it. I didn’t ask him how he knew all this, but I did watch the documentary.

Anyway, then this happened.

All my other WIPs (Dead Sexy, Chained and High Altitude) are still ongoing and new chapters for each are coming soon - I just really needed to get this smut out of my system. (I’m sorry!)

Enjoy, filth fans! If you like it, leave me some comments and I will read them over and over while lying on my bed in the foetal position because they are my primary source of dopamine. 🧡🧡

Summary:

Dave goes to the sauna for the first time.

It goes… very well.

Snippet from Sauna:

He is beautiful - but not in the way a man is usually beautiful - in the way the Grand Canyon is beautiful. An awe-inspiring, breath-taking, all-encompassing beauty. His cheekbones and jawline are razor-sharp, his eyebrows thick and expressive, his eyelashes long, his goatee finely manicured, framing a wide, warm smile. He is so radiant, he’s almost painful to look at. Like the sun.

“Wow, you’re…”

“Invading your space, I know. I hope you don’t mind - I just have this damn tricky shoulder, I’m hoping the heat will help to loosen it up.” The man massages the top of his arm for emphasis.

Fuck, his arms are beautiful too.

Dave shakes his head “No, no, that’s fine.” He doesn’t really know what to do here, he’s been thrown off by that face, those eyes, those arms.

He panics and sticks out his hand. “I’m Dave, by the way.”

The man looks down at the proffered hand as if Dave just offered him a rubber chicken. Instantly, Dave realises his mistake; he has forgotten the primary purpose of places like these - anonymity.

A bemused smile crosses the man’s face, the kind one reserves for the quaint idiosyncrasies of a foreign tourist.

“A names guy, hey?”

It’s like Dave has suggested some new, weird kink and he’s deciding whether to go for it or not.

“Okay, then. I’m Klaus.” Klaus takes Dave’s hand and gives it a hearty shake. “Pleased to make your acquaintance.”

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[enklavefest]

EnKlave Fest 2023

Happy New Year! We're back with a (not necessarily literal) bang for another Klave Prompt Fest!

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[toothy-writes]

sometimes Klaus can't find his own heartbeat, and he can't discern the people in his apartment from living or dead, so he sidles up to Dave and slips a hand around his wrist, and another touches his neck.

His tears burn too hot to feel his heartbeat, so he presses his head against Dave's chest and listens to the rushing blood under his skin.

He only hears Dave's breathing, his living, for scarce moments.

He hasn't gotten that good at conjuring yet.

#some angst #my poor boy he just wants connection #klaus hargreeves needs a hug #toothyrambles #tua #tua klaus #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #toothywrites #dave katz #klaus hargreeves x dave katz #tua klave #klave

[thorne-kreizler-fanfiction]

I don't like saying this but I think I have to accept it to avoid getting dissapointed in s4: Klaus and Dave are never coming back together.

Like, I had hopes for season two, and then in season three I was almost hopeless.

But now there is just NO WAY that first-timeline-Dave comes back.

And is sad and the opposite of what I'd like to happen but I think is better for my own sanity to accept this lol

(no I'm not okay)

#klaus hargreeves/dave katz #klaus hargreeves x dave katz #klaus/dave #klave #klaus x dave #klaus hargreeves #david katz #the umbrella academy #tua

[davidjosephkatz]

klaus kissing dave + things that remind him of the love of his life.

#the umbrella academy #tuaedit #klave #klaus x dave #dave x klaus #klaus hargreeves #david joseph katz #dave katz #<3 #* #i gave up on trying to make this look good sry #why is season 1 so dark

[hellomagicalsouls]

saw a post about how it was Dave who kissed Klaus first and i legitimately cried because this whole ass man was born and raised in the 50s and 60s and was probably told that gay = bad etc but still kissed this MAN in a disco. yeah it was slightly hidden but anyone could've seen and‼️he still did it because he loved Klaus goddamn‼️

he fell in love with a man in homophobic America during the pointless war of Vietnam

crying Dave Katz forever

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #tua #umbrella academy klaus #david katz #dave katz #tua dave #dave x klaus #klaus x dave #sobbing #dont touch me #sweet sweet baby

[howdareyouassumeimstraight]

guys im not the only one right we all want klaus+dave screentime in season 4 right like its still possible right im not completely hopeless right

#i swear we were robbed #its a need #lgbtqia #queer #pansexual #the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #dave katz #klaus x dave #robert sheehan #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #five hargreeves

[cha0ticlesbian]

Still not over the fact that Klaus’ perfect heaven was a farm with Dave THATS ALL HE WANTED and instead he got his stupid dad :(

#klaus hargreeves #david katz #dave katz #klave #tua klave #klaus and dave #klaus x dave #the umbrella academy

[whereisliki]

My heart still hurts for them.

#klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #dave katz #david katz #klaus x dave #klave #ouchie

[carry-on-my-wayward-hobbit]

getting more stressed as s4 approaches

#don’t even now the release date but I’m scared #tua #my shitposts #klaus hargreeves #dave katz #klave #dave x klaus

[thehargreevesfamily]

Allison: Why are your tongues purple?

Klaus: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Dave: I had a red one.

Allison: oh.

Allison:

Allison: OH.

Luther:

Luther: You drank each other's slushies?

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[salvador-daley]

Dead Sexy 💀😵🩵 Updated!

An Umbrella Academy AU feat. Pathologist!Dave + MorgueRegular!Klaus

A/N: Yo! This fic just hit 50 subscribers so I figured I should probably update it. 😬 Apologies for being the world’s slowest writer. I humbly offer this chapter as restitution for my tardiness. If you like it, please leave me a comment. If you don’t, well, just keep that shit to yourself. 😘

Summary: Dave is a pathologist working at the city morgue. And Klaus… well, Klaus just keeps turning up.

Snippet from Chapter 4:

It sometimes takes a little while to rouse him. A breakfast burrito waved under his nose (Dave has started buying an extra one during his Monday morning commute) normally does the trick.

But then eventually Klaus’ eyes will blink awake and he’ll be back on the mortal plane; yawning, stretching, scratching and subjecting Dave to more of his incorrigible flirting.

It’s strange, really, how quickly they’ve fallen into a kind of routine.

Klaus exhausts the supply of wearable items amid the sparse and ancient offerings of the lost and found box during his first few visits. Dave invests in a multipack of cheap white t-shirts and picks up a dozen pairs of sweatpants and some worn shoes from goodwill so that he can at least provide Klaus with something halfway decent to walk home in.

Not that Klaus always turns up naked; he doesn’t. Sometimes Dave will unzip the bag to find the guy still wearing the outfit in which he met his end: a leather gimp suit with straws poking through the nostril-holes (breathplay accident at an orgy), rainbow ice skates (pond not fully frozen), purple parachute pants (parachute not included).

The more Dave learns about Klaus, the more of a mystery he becomes. He doesn’t appear to have a permanent address, but then never seems to be strictly homeless either. Klaus apparently exists in a perpetual state of couch surfing and bed-hopping - without any shortage of couches to surf and beds to hop into.

Klaus’ sexual exploits are one of his favourite topics, the stories all delivered with a nonchalant hand wave but punctuated with a knowing glimmer of the eyes, as if told purely for Dave’s benefit.

Dave would never admit that he occasionally feels the prickly fangs of something green-eyed when Klaus is sat cross-legged on the autopsy table, delivering yet another tale of naked debauchery. But he does sometimes give Klaus the smaller burrito as a form of punishment.

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[enklavefest]

Brick by Brick, Hand in Hand (5531 words) by wildeisms Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz, Luther Hargreeves/Sloane Hargreeves Characters: David "Dave" Katz, Klaus Hargreeves, Sloane Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Number Two | Ben Hargreeves, Lila Pitts, Allison Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Rachel Herschberger Additional Tags: Background Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts, Background Allison Hargreeves/Raymond Chestnut, Post-Season/Series 03, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Timeline Shenanigans, Recovery, Mystery, Domesticity, Mental Health Issues, Rated E for later chapters Summary: Dave wakes up with memories of another life. Something is wrong with the world, and the only way for him to make it through is with the help of his literal dream man… if only he can find him. Written for the prompt 'Dave adapting to life in the 21st century'.

Read it here.

#enklave fest 2023 #klave #klaus hargreeves x dave katz #klaus hargreeves/dave katz #klaus/dave #klaus x dave #klaus hargreeves #dave katz #wildeisms #fic

[toothy-writes]

As much as he likes to pretend he doesn't Klaus has more than one ghost that follows him, and they always seem to show up at the worst times.

Just some light Klave spice that ends semi-sweet, inspired by @katplanet , who dragged me back into the Klave sphere while kicking and screaming.

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[justatiredghost]

Had a dream about s4, that all of the siblings were realizing Reginald was trying to win them over by giving them all everything they ever wanted. Some of the siblings were engaging with the scenario, like Alison, just wanting to spend a little bit longer with her husband and daughter before she loses them again, while others are outright rejecting it all, like Five. But they all at least confront what Reginald is holding over them. Meanwhile, Klaus refuses to engage, not wanting to even see what it is he’s being offered, because he has a pretty good guess and he doesn’t want to go through that loss again. 

But then he stumbles into Dave on accident, and Dave helps them, fully aware that he probably isn’t real, or if he is, he’s only there to torment Klaus and he doesn’t want that. He just wants to help them dig up Reginald’s plans and escape. Dave knows they can’t stay here, and he’d never ask Klaus to. Even if it means dying all over again or getting left behind, he just wants what’s best for Klaus, and he doesn’t want him to compromise for him. 

But that just makes this all the more agonizing for Klaus, because that proves to him that this really is Dave, not some facsimile with ulterior motives sent to distract him. That would have been so much easier, he could hate the fake, and hate Reginald for doing this to him. But instead, he has his Dave back, and how can he not fall for him all over again, even knowing he would have to lose him a second time? 

But that’s the point. It hardly would have been a temptation if it wasn’t real. Reginald did the cruelest thing possible and really did give them all their loved ones back, even if that gave them more allies. He was, in a sense, making them kill those most important to them if they went against him. And how are you supposed to do that? What sort of hollow victory would that achieve? They would have to ask themselves if it would even be worth it, and if it would be harder to see betrayal or understanding in their eyes while they did it. 

#the umbrella academy #klaus x dave #klaus hargreeves #dave katz #klave #umbrella academy

[davidjosephkatz]

He was kind, and strong, and vulnerable and... beautiful. Beautiful. And I was foolish enough to follow him all the way to the front line.

#the umbrella academy #tuaedit #klave #dave x klaus #klaus x dave #klaus hargreeves #david joseph katz #dave katz #* #i miss them so much it's not funny anymore #<3