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A Vacation? [July 20, 2020]

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Juno makes her way into the room where the girls were, slowlllyyyy, quietly peeking her head into Jasper's room where the girls were see if Jade was in there, pretty sure that Jasper was still getting groceries, whispering, "Lassieeeeee....." Into the room, not wanting to wake the girls if they were sleeping....

Jade lets out a nearly inaudiable huff of breath, at Doing...It? Fucking CHRIST in a hand-goddamn-basket...a little swirl of...? accomplishment...maybe...? moving through her as she looks at them both knocked out, sans the liquor, and sans...slowly backs away not wanting to...the harsh whisper catching her off-guard and nearly causing her to fall backwards juuussst catching herself, fucking hell...as she slides past juno and into the hallway, closing the door, surprised to see her there and not on her phone, or Disappearing, making her way into the kitchen, angling for a glass and moving it under the ice dispenser, hearing the hollow clinks against the glass as she presses the button for the water next...

Juno squints a bit as she sees Jade slide past her, moving to follow her into the kitchen....”Pssssst...” She whispers again, wiggling her eyebrows as she tries to get Jade’s attention....

"what." Jade flatly says aloud as her eyes squint, watching her glass fill as Juno continues on pssssssting like an asshole.

“Want to take a small vacation, have Jasper watch the girls...?” Juno inquires as she looks at Jade.

Jade draws the glass back as she watches it nearly overfill, turning to look at Juno blankly as she takes a loooong, deep, drink nearly downing half the glass, her hand slowly moving down and pressing the glass back again, hearing the water run. "Where?"

"New York City? We can pop in on Zayne, say what's up to my dudes and your...dude," she recalls, remembering that one roommate guy Jade and Jasp were friends with, "and meet my friend August's new baby..."

"Pass. Why don't you ask your Hotties, instead?" Jade harshly cuts out the first word, before pretending to pluck the next Idea from her head, making her way into the living room and onto the couch setting her glass down as she stretches her arms out, and triiies to crack her back.

Juno winces a bit at the harshness of the first word, before the next bit catches her off guard... "What Hotties...?" Juno asks, knowing she couldn't mean her dudes, because they were In NYC...before Jade is gone again, moving to follow her to the living room, leaning down on the top of the couch as she looks down with Jade. "I wanna go with You, do this with You..."

Jade shakes her head a frustrated stream of air passing through her nostrils as she hears Juno speaking, just annoying her even more, “Dude. Are you fucking serious, right now? I’m not Blind...” She scoffs some, reaching out to grab the remote control and turn the T.V., “Yeah, whatever.” Her left knee drawing upwards and bending, loosely cocking her thumb towards the door, “If you’re looking for the exit, it’s Right There. Go. Fuck around with all the stupid airheads you want to.”

"What, like the twitter people...?" Juno responds as it maybe...clicks, furrowing her brow, even as she scrunches her nose. "That's just like hype shit, just pictures, it's not like I'm seeing any of them or...whatever you're thinking there," she offers back, not really Getting It, why That was so bad, before letting out a breath. "I don't want to Go, I just want to, like...go drop by and see my friends again, With You," she explains, punctuating the last two words to emphasize them as she looks down at Jade...

“No, you’re just slobbering all over them. And texting out the ass to Whoever The Fuck. Righhhht. Okay.” Jade acknowledges back with another Nod, hearing how it wasn’t anything from Juno’s voice, feeling the breath against her ear, wow, coolcool. “They fucking Hate Me and they’re all assholes, why the fuck would I want to go see Them? Or watch you flirt and dry hump or remind me of how much they made you cum or whatever stupid shit ass frat bullshit that you guys wanna talk about?”

"It's just texting and like bants, and shit? Like you have your own friends, too, and I don't see why we Can't?" Juno offers back, before taking in Jade's words, them irking a little bit before letting out a deep fucking breath for a moment. "Because they're my Friends. And they always Will Be. But you're More Than That. And you always will be," Juno explains, as she looks at Jade, trying to get her to understand... "I love you. But...it doesn't have to be like this...whole Competition thing, they're important to me, too, but that doesn't Change any of my shit with you, or how I feel about you...."

“I don’t want to Fuuuuck My Friends.” Jade emphatically declares back, her hands shaking in the air as bit of a crazed frustrated laugh escapes her at Juno missing the entire fucking Point...that being the Fucking Difference, in whatever she was just trying to casually play off...the whole thing weird as shit to her, especially her half assed attempt at making it Right. Her head softly shaking as she hears Juno continue on...her eyes about to cross as she damn near dissociates off this fucking rock...right the fuck now...blinking a few times as she dials back in, turning her head towards Juno. “Do you want to fuck Them? Is that the whole What You Miss?”

Juno lets out another breathhhhh, trying to just stay chilllll, even though Jade was being a total ass about this whole thing and making it a Big Deal when it wasn't...."No, I don't want to Fuck Them, I want to See Them because they're my Friends, but I want to Be With You," Juno emphasizes Again, keeping her eyes on Jade...

A low laugh bursts out of Jade, righhhht, that made Total Sense, seeing as the only thing they did together was Fuck each other like fucking cavemen. How Deep. “Right. You wanna Be With Me.” Jade nods in thought, repeating her words, “...that’s why in the middle of some turn of the century fucking pandemic, first thing you wanna do is see your frat house, not do shit with Us, it’s just kinda hilarious to me? Everything is about this random ass and that random ass and not, shit that Supposedly Matters, our whole ass engagement for one. Guess that’s just a fucking placeholder or some shit.” Jade finishes off the line of thought, giving a fake, sarcastic, dry ass laugh...turning her attention back to the screen as she clicks through the menus to get to Netflix, “Yeah. I’m not going to see those assholes because you’re Right. It’s not a fucking competition.” No matter how much she seemed to fucking wanna make it one. Putting on Golden Girls, as she leans over to grab her glass and take a drink.

“I Do want to be with you, but I wanted to give you Time to adjust to the whole baby thing, recover from being in the hospital, not like...Bother you too much while all the other shit was going on, before Juno takes in the rest of what Jade was saying, a bit of fire moving through her eyes as she moves from her position on the back of the couch towards the front of it, kneeling down and clapping her hands over Jade’s. “Let me prove it to you. Let’s get married, for real, and then go somewhere just the Two Of Us. Our own adventure, fuck whatever else is going on, just Our Time, before getting back to the whole Everything Else that’s going on,” She offers to Jade with a passionate intensity moving through her eyes as she holds her gaze.

The smack along the tops of Jade’s hand draws her attention to Juno, her back teeth softly rubbing together as she hears the whole crazed seeming pulled out of her ass plan, “I don’t wanna Just Do It because I’m pissed off at you...and calling you out on the stupid ass shit. Maybe I just wanna be a First thought instead of always some thrown together, half-assed, afterthought...?”

"Then let's just...take some time for Us, go somewhere special and fun for Us, figure out what this engagement means for Us, because you're Right, you come First, and I'm sorry," Juno apologizes, her brow knitting softly in an apologetic fashion as she looks up at Jade. "I know it's been hard for you, with all the shit, and everything with the babies, and...I shouldn't be adding to that, and I should be more Present, by your side, through all this shit. It's just...I'm...kinda scared, of this whole mom thing...you know?" She admits, a little awkward half-smile moving up on her lips, even as she feels a bit...embarrassed by the whole confession.

Jade's gaze searches Juno's own as her words drip into the back of her mind, "Sorry for being...Crabby." She offhandedly, a bit awkwardly offers back to her, the mention of being Scared causing her to laugh in spite of herself, catching the look on Juno's face making her feel...her lips twitching a bit to the side, "...Me Too."

"At least...we both have each other through this, and we can be scared...Together," Juno offers, a small little smile moving onto the right side of her lips as she looks at Jade, placing her hand on top of hers. "And we can learn this shit, figure it all out together. And just figure out the best way to do Us, too. Because even when shit gets hard...You're my Lassie," Juno replies, the corners of her lips moving upwards as she says the last bit, putting a light playful cowboy twinge on the final word.

Jade’s gaze sets a bit as she hears Juno talking the thought swirling back to the forefront of her mind, Did She? Did She Actually...Have Her? leaning her head from side to side slowly, rolling her neck some in the process, that stiff fucking bitch that it Was as she tries to Tune Back into what she was Saying instead of what Her own Voice Was...the faintest crack of a smile appearing, “...Your Lassie?”

“My Lassie,” Juno warmly affirms, the smile spreading across her lips, giving Jade’s hand a squeeze.

Jade collapses further back against the couch, her back rising against it somewhat as she wooooo...the air passing warmly between her lips...her nails scratching along her scalp as she parts her hair absentmindedly to the side, opening her eyes to look over at Juno, focusing in on her for a few silent beats...until her head slowly nods, “I’ll talk to Jasper...”

“And then we go off on our own Yeehaw Adventure, Just the two of us,” Juno promises, moving to rest a kiss onto Jade’s lips, excited to spend some time, just the two of them.

Jade blinks once as she feels the kiss pressed against her lips, right, turning her attention back towards the T.V., giving a few claps onto Juno’s thigh...knee. “Right.”

Juno gives a nod of her head, a smile spreading across her lips. “Great. I’ll go get our stuff ready, and all you gotta do is clear it with Mr. Jasper Himself,” she declares, a bit of excitement moving through her tone, as she moves to do just that.

Jade’s chest rises as she sees Juno excitedly scurry off, taking in a harsh breath, as she sees her disappear, “...o....kay.” Releasing the breaaaaath, as she clunks her head back, wondering why she still felt...so...Ughhhh...about...blinking once as she registers the overlapping cacophony of screams...before realizing it was Thing One and Two, and not some fortunate soul being murdered across the hall. Closing her eyes and rubbing her fingers in circles against her lids, fuckingtingfuckyfuckingfuck...her head moving between her thighs as she rubs harder an haaaaard...her head picking up just as she feels the wisp of...another sharp release of breath, seeing Jasper with a handful of bags. “Can you...do the...” Her hands and fingers nonsensically moving in the air, towards his room and where...They...were. “whateverthefuck...so they...Don’t.” She ends off with an deep exasperated breath.

Jasper moves to tend to the crying babies, before he cranes his head upwards to take Jade in there, perfect timing, his gaze meeting Hera. “Take Jem,” he instructs, as he scoops up Bea to begin figuring out what was wrong, sensing it was a diaper change that was necessary. “We’ll do it together, half the time,” he tells her, waiting for her to pick up Jem, not making a move to continue until she was ready.

Jade blearily watches Jasper automatically set everything down and go straight to...Them. Dragging herself up and past the door, or almost anyway, having wanted to see how the shit was coming along with Juno before Jasper’s voice somehow breaks through the harsh ear shattering noise...her gaze setting as she tries to just Think...for fucks sake. A few beats passing before she...pulls herself into the room, her palm pressing briefly against the door, opening it further as she steps inside. Just wanting them to...Shut. Up. Uh...her hands moving inside the crib trying, her palms opening, and then...closing as her hands move trying to...ugh, straightening back up as she moves to scratch the side of her head. “You seem like...You Got This. I’ve gotta...piss...” She lowly trails off as she makes her way outside of the room and into her own...softlyyyy pressing it closed behind her...looking around a bit for Juno until her gaze falls onto her. “...done?”

“When you get Back,” Jasper firmly counters, his gaze piercing into Jade’s to let her know she wasn’t getting out of This, moving to change Bea first, hoping that Jade would finish up in the meantime, before...acknowledging that she wasn’t coming, gently soothing Jem, before heading over to go get Jade to make sure she Did this, and kept working on it....before narrowing his eyes as he notices Juno packing. “Is she Leaving?” He asks, not surprised at all, really.

“Almosttttt….” Juno replies as she finishes folding one of the last few shirts, before hearing Jasper’s words cut through her consciousness, causing her to furrow her brow. “…Did you talk to him about our vacation…?” Juno asks, turning her head towards Jade, feeling kinda…off about Jasper’s comment.

Jade lets out a sighhh of annoyance, for the answer or from Jasper — taking notes from his creepy pasta girlfriend — take your pick. Her arms naturally folding over one another as her eyes swiftly roll to the back of her head. “We’re leaving.” The words blowing past her lips as she lets out another annoyed breath of air, moving in closer to speed the Shit up already heading into her closet and just pulling at random at the shirts leaving the hangers where they cared to go, tossing them haphazardly into the suitcase as she pulls roughly at the middle drawer of her dresser, grabbing some sweats, pants, pajama shorts, whatever the fuck, not like it even mattered.

“Then Don’t Come Back,” Jasper seriously warns, holding Jade’s gaze, even as he directs his words at Juno’s too. “If you’re not going to take care of Jem and Bea, then Don’t Come Back.”

Jade lays the shit over the top of shirts, forcefully pressing herself down over the top of the suitcase to get the damn thing CLOSED. Hffff….fuck. Letting out a breath…a bit winded from the whole ordeal as her gaze falls onto Jasper, “Oh, Fuck OFF.” She huffs out, pulling the suitcase off of the bed and making her way towards the door to grab a pair of sneakers, and her sunglasses, moving them ontop of her head, “I need a fucking break. Or, I’m going to lose my ever. loving. Shit. Don’t be so fucking dramatic.” Pushing Jasper to the side as she makes her way out into the hall, hearing the fuuuuucking screaming again, threatening to burst her fucking head if she didn’t put a bullet through it first. “I’ll be back in a couple of days.” She calls out to him, continuing ever fucking forward. “Don’t kill them in the meantime…” grabbing her keys in her free hand on the way out, dropping them in her pocket as she unlocks the door, holding it open for Juno.

“You have to Help with Your Babies,” Jasper seriously emphasizes, his gaze still piercing into Jade. “You can’t just take a Break from them, they’re Yours and they Need You,” he reminds, before he feels himself pushed to the side, letting out a breath, just hoping that she was coming back in a few days, but if she really was going to just ghost again…he didn’t want to finish that train of thought, even as he Knew the end of it, running his hand through his hair as he moves to go back and tend to the babies.

Juno rolls her eyes at Jasper and his stupid fucking Dramatics, moving to grab the last bits of shit before making her way out the door with Jade, not paying Jasper any more mind, before giving Jade a playful grin, wanting to put Jasper’s whole drama queen act behind them, firing a quick finger gun at her as she gives a little wink. “Where to, Lassie? Anywhere you want, just Us.”

A sharp exhale of breath moves out of Jade as Jasper’s words follow her even outside, rubbing at the side of her temple as she presses hard on the button unlocking her car and opening the back seat door tossing the bag in and slamming it shut soon after and making her way to the passenger side tossing her keys at Juno and sliding in the seat rummaging through her purse ughhhhhh where the fuck!! A low agitated growl coming out of her as her attention draws inside the fucking mess within until she finds the pack…or well, fuck…the singular cigarette goddamn it…finding a lighter in the glove compartment and stuffing the rest of the bullshit back in as the cigarette dangles between her lips. The sound of the radio coming to life on some fucking pop station, causing her to swiftly redirect after a harsh push of the glove compartment door the click following soon after as she presses the button until she hears what was at least acceptable instead of that bubblegum garbage that had Been on…flopping back in her seat and finally moving to light the cigarette, taking a deep inhale in as her mind decides to playback even more garbage…“Where ever.” She lowly grumbles out before turning the dial hard to the right to drown all the other…fuckery out and make more brain waves for the guitar rift instead.

“What abouttttt….” Juno muses as she takes the keys from Jade, placing them into the ignition and starting that baby up as she attempts to think through the options of where they could Go. “Miami or Atlanta or maybe even…you finally show me around Dartmouth?” She ventures, a little grin peeking onto her lips as she wiggles her eyebrows a bit.

Jade’s mouth lies slightly ajar as her eyes remain closed rubbing the back of her head against the headrest a bit, until she allows her lips to make way for a steady stream of smoke, turning the Chevelle song down a smidge as she barely hears the last bit, opening her right eye to glance at Juno, “What would you even wanna see…There?”

“Just like…your favorite bars, favorite places to get burgs, like…all the things I didn’t get to do with you while we were apart…I wanna do them with you Now, Together,” Juno replies, a softness moving through her tone as her eyes meet Jade’s.

Jade takes another easy drag from her Marlboro the top of her hand rubbing against the bottom of her nose some as a laugh followed by a subsequent cough bitterly comes out of her, “Let me guess, then we’ll stop in and have keg stands and sloppy yeehaw orgies next, to get the whole United experience?” She snorts harshly out, as she closes her eye, “Fucking passsss.”

“Only if that’s what you got up to out there,” Juno lightly teases, giving Jade a playful wink, before the goofy grin drops, her expression becoming a bit more serious. “No, for real, I wanna see all the things you liked out there, just walk around, get some burgs…just the Two of Us,” Juno reminds and emphasizes, wanting to make sure that was a big part of what the vacation entailed, time just for the two of them.

Jade’s gaze slowly pans over to Juno…shooting a silent but deadly glare over to her, not really in the mood for the whole Dumb Schtick right now, focusing herself instead on taking another lungful of her cancer stick — if she were lucky — stretching her legs out and settling her boots onto the dashboard as she hears Juno go onnnnn…“You know it’s like a thousand miles away, right?” She mutters out that little juicy caveat, although, it was a fuck of a lot closer to her favorite dumbasses her mind doesn’t waste a beat in reminding her. “Plus, no idea what the fuck is even open, we are in the End Times, after fucking all…” She notes with an eye roll as she takes another succccck.

“Just more stops we can make along the wayyyyy…?” Juno offers outwards as she sing-songs the last bit with a little grin as she wiggles her eyebrows a bit. “Make if a full on road trip adventure, My Lassie?” She offers, a little bit of a toothiness coming into her grin as she gives Jade a little nudge the best she could while still focusing on driving.

Ugh. The nudge catching Jade off guard and causing a bit of ash to fall onto her lap, fuck. Swiping her hand along her crotch to do her best at getting the shit off…ugh. Glaring over at Juno still just kinda…pissed off at her but…her stupid fucking face making her heart…gag…soften or whatever….a bit. Rolling her eyes with a lot of effort, “Fine, fuck it. Whatever. Road. Trip.” She sighs out, reaching her hand back behind Juno’s seat to look for her sunglasses she was pretty sure she left…maybe-fucking-ly…

“Road trip!” Juno enthusiastically declares, ready to get this show on the road babyyyy, tilting down her own sunglasses as they continue driving.

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#( * rps. )#( * rps: jade rozinsky. )#( * rps: jasper rozinsky. )#( * completed rps. )

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