Average gotham knights experience (the game crashes not even 30 seconds later). Shoutout to @magnusj the most stealthy redhood player.
[Robin: OK. Let's do this SNEAKY STYLE.
[Robin: Jason NO-]
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Can I ask what bra size you are? Just curious because that 40g was quite small on you and I just wanna know.
42O, baby!!! it is my destiny to be a stoned n milky cow always basically
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I don’t usually throw myself into fandoms, but The Ghoul has become a Blorbo™️ I love him so much. He’s so brutal and cruel but Cooper is so sweet in the past. I love that dichotomy. I love that the wasteland did ruin him. You can keep yourself, but you lose your ability to be peaceful all the time. Violence is important in the Wasteland. It’s the words that mean nothing now.
He’s Blorbo ™️; dare I even say? A meow meow??
*YOU CANT STOP ME*
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Love how the first thing the montreal girls did when they were home was put their medals on their dogs
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Ok dbh has its (big) flaws but starting the game with such an intense life or death hostage situation, while the player isn’t even used to the game mechanics and lore, is so cunt
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*human beings seeing a variety of creatures and critters*
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500-pound stained glass crab sculpture by the late Jackie Leatherbury Douglass and her husband John Frederick Douglass, on display in Baltimore's airport
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When Shakespeare describes the eventual end of human history as “the last SYLLABLE of recorded time” suggesting that the end of humanity will not be with a bang, a whimper, a gunshot, a sword, or even a breath, but with a syllable - a word….
And the fact that the line ends on the word “time”, which is one stressed syllable past its welcome in the iambic pentameter, suggesting that time itself continues long after human speech (iambic pentameter) has already ended AAAAAAHHHHHHH-
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Fifteen is the friend who will randomly drop bits of their extremely traumatizing backstory and then move on immediately and never talk about it again
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butch isn’t something you become, its something you find out you already are and then grow into, hope this helps
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könig cumming 2 quickly
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könig gets all shaky whenever he's abt to cum, n it gets sooo much more intense when he cums early :( he gets worried for a second, worried that u would be disappointed in him for cumming this early on. it's honestly ur fault, u just feel too good that he can't help!!
könig tries his best to make you stop grinding onto him, trying to delay his impending orgasm. but ofc it doesn't work, u were so needy for him all day, and needed his cock right then and there!!! he honestly loves it when ur all over him, he feels so useful to u :(
könig's hands tremble at your hips, whimpering your name out so sweetly, 'bitte, bitte..' he pleads. könig's mind turns to mush, poor guy doesn't even know what he's pleading for :( he's so conflicted, he doesn't want you to stop, but he doesn't wanna cum so easily like a horny teenager :(
it's been so long since he's felt this fucking good, maybe it's the long deployment getting to him. könig spurts his load inside of you, shame coursing in his veins. his mind is racing, not just from the orgasm, but from the pure shame he's feeling :( he's a seasoned colonel, a grown man, yet he comes unraveling at your pussy.
as you momentarily stop, könig utters a quiet apology. 'mein liebe.. i- i'm sorry, i didn't mean to cum so quickly,' he mutters. you reassure him, telling him that you're glad you made him feel that good. könig still feels bad, cumming before you did, so he makes sure you cum an extra 2 times!! he wants to make it up to you, not like you didn't enjoy it ;)
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Wild Blue Yonder episode really said ‘let’s explicitly state the Doctor and Donna’s greatest fears: the Doctor’s mortifying ideal of being known and then losing someone who knew you, and Donna still doubting that she’s too stupid and too thick and why would the Doctor want her? And then topped it all off with a kiss on her head
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